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Nice Truck Attack 2016
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The Nice Truck Attack was yet another attempt by an ISIS insurgent to hit top the high score boards that happened on July 14, 2016 and was carried out by Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel☪. The attack happened in Nice, France during Bastille Day where the score ended off with 84 confirmed kills, and around 200 of them only "injured". ISIS had claimed responsibility for the attack, like they do pretty much everything else, even though they might not have had anything to do with it in the first place; however, it is unconfirmed whether or not the perpetrator is associated with the organization at all. Bouhlel was likely some random guy (who obviously played too much Grand Theft Auto), playing irl Carmageddon and wanted to get his name on the scoreboard.
To add insult to injury, Mohamed got a higher kill count than Sir Anders using cruder methods. Breivik wasted years planning an overly elaborate attack, when he could have just driven a truck into a crowd and killed moar mudslimes and libruls.
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Nazis (EVIL!!!1) vs Mudslimes (perfectly peaceful -.-)
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Setting the record straight for you brain-dead leftists.
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Eurofags of the 3rd Millennia.
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Already a great DLC for Euro Truck Simulator!
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If only we had 80 people with trucks driving back,things would have been a hell of allot different,believe me.
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Niceeeee
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Sir Anders. No longer number one. Not An Hero. But always OUR hero.
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Kill count: | 84/20 (and 200 injured) |
Accuracy: | 16/20 |
Style: | 15/20 Trucking into action |
Butthurt: | 20/20 Potentially can create a war |
Bonus: | 15/20 Decent sequel to ISIS Paris Attack 13-11 |
Total score: 150/100 (S) |
Islam Dindu Nuffin
Below is the evidence that Islam had nothing to do with this:
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