Boston Marathon Bombing

Tamerlan Tsarnev

The handsome terrorist Dzhokhar (pronounced Jokar ) Tsarnaev.

The 2013 Boston Bomb-A-Thon was a blast. At least 183 people were blown away by the event. Marathon running never used to be so popular, but it recently exploded into the mainstream, due in part to the introduction of extra obstacles near the finish line.

Loads of people got their legs blown off and shit, it was awesome. Some argued however, that in order to race, everyone needs legs. Fascists. So instead they ended the marathon and wasted their energies investigating the crime. We say the investigation was a waste because like all terrorist attacks, the perpetrators were Muslim. They could have just gone to the closest mosque, knocked on the door and they would have found their suspect.

Culprit

The two suspects considered by the party van as the culprit. Curly haired, big-nosed jews.

One suspect with the dark baseball cap been dispatched by the FBI in a gun battle. The suspect with the white baseball cap is now making wedding plans with Bubba.

During the first few days, the culprit wasn't determined, because the party van and police are too fucking retarded to figure out something so easy. However, the two suspects right now who appear to be the culprit are two guys who aren't identified by name yet. One is some nigger with a dark baseball cap with a white logo, a dark hoodie, and a white t-shirt. The other one is just some wigger with a white baseball cap backwards and brown hair. The cracker suspect was apparently seen taking a dangerous thing out of his backpack and put it where the 2nd bomb exploded. One of them was some 17 year old runner. Surprisingly As expected, these two culprits weren't sand niggers, the usual suspects, or even North Korean gooks.

The actual culprits were Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and Tamerlan Tsarnaev, two Chechen natives who were deeply involved in Islam. The tweet below is from Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's  Twitter.

Dzhokhar is six stars wanted.

<a href="https://twitter.com/J_tsar/status/291423943418597376"></a>

Awkwarrrd.

Incorrect suspects

Show him your picture of Prophet Muhammad, just to protect yourself.

The first suspect was some sand nigger from Saudi Arabia who for some reason for arrested but was found not guilty and was found as a victim, although for some reason, although it's like all sand niggers, he was some guy in white and a robe and he had a golden "pisstol" in his hand. With a look like that, it was easy to know he would suspected like all sand niggers who get butthurt when you draw Prophet Muhammad for the lulz.

The second suspect was just some wigger with a baseball cap, gray hoodie and a black jacket, who was on the phone sexting a little boy during the explosion.

Tamerlan's YouTube

muazseyfullah

Tamerlan had favorited videos about Al Qaeda and terrorism in his playlists and videos, apparently now people are posting 24/7 on the channel full of butthurt rage comments and are pretending to sympathize the the victims to gain respect like a bunch of cowards.

	“	You vile bastard. Fuck allah Fuck your paedophile "prophet" muhammad (pig shit be upon him) and Fuck you. (RIP) Rest In Pigshit	„
	—Typical comment

	“	glad you're dead. piece of shit.	„
	—Patman Productions

	“	you fucking piece of shit, burn in hell with your fucking 40 virgins! Your little bro is next bitch!	„
	—David Shamolian

	“	He did it for teh Lulz	„
	—and succeeded

	“	Pull his guts out and fill him with pig entrails before the burial.	„
	—BR00T4L deathcore kid

	“	I hope satan is ass fucking both you and your twat brother you coward cunts!	„
	—Brett Maternowiski

	“	Tamerlan has left the building, currently having a one to one with the devil. Where is his little bitch brother ?, hope he gets found and detained by someone's who want to fuck him up slowly and big time. How about a nice slow death for him. Say 12 hours and put a mirror in front of him so he can enjoy his last day on earth. Scum from the Slum	„
	—MOAR BROOTAL

	“	THE FBI IS PROBZ READIN OUR COMMENTZ HATIN ON MUSLIMFAGZ. LOLOLOL	„
	—Truth

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People suspected

• Another sand nigger
• Some Korean gook who decided that Americunt had it coming.
• Black Jesus (our president) doing another conspiracy
• Our hide-and-seek champion from 2001-2011 rising from the dead
• Just a new leader from Al Qaeda
• Some kike
• Vietnam fucking shits
• Family Guy
• Westboro Baptist Church
• Bomberman
• Bombermanfan
• Jews

Rank and Situation

Rank

After James Holmes killed those couch potatoes at that movie theater, some glamfags made a fire happen with over 200 people killed, Adam Lanza, an aspie, pwnt several key-you-tea-looking children and beated off the living fuck out of teh country, and other successful hardships made by an hero, this explosion's rank killed 3 people, including some 8 year old boy, and some adults but severely hurt at least 183 people who are bleeding their asses off. The culprit earns a B-. The party vans came with the FBI cumming out and called it a terrorist attack because they were secretly busy beating off to the video of 9/11 which got this in their fuckin' mind.

Situation

Once some gay marathon mostly consisting of retards in green and some gingers, once they all were up to the finish line, two twin bombs exploded recently after the gooks from North Korea threatened to bomb Americunt and become the new sand niggers. It seems now possibly several gingers (who all infest Boston) are either injured or hiding (in the closet) which is why the person who did this was brave to sacrifice his life by reducing the spread of ginger vitus in Boston. Now we can keep our souls!!! Unfortunately there was still more gingers haunting the world with their soulless magic! We will now do another thing to team up and protect the world from them as well as the beaners who caused the swine flu.

Plot

• A crowd fills with gingers, retards, Britfags, victims and others.
• The marchers cum in (wit their cum).
• A long time of watching a boring ass show of a bunch of asspies marching until they cross the finish line.
• Some one fucked shit up. We don't know who but we do know that they did a terrible job at it as only 3 people died.
• Newsflash with butthurt reactions.
• Osama Bin Laden watches the news and gets pissed with those Korean gooks for copying him and his sand nigger prison punks.
• North Koreans could be the new sand niggers.

Videos

DA HARLEM SHAKE OMG PRAY FOR BOSTON Previous Video | Next Video

Trolling people who were shocked by the scene

• Tell them it was a funny situation.
• Do a Harlem Shake on it like what they did here.
• Say that it was a conspiracy by Barack Obama.
• Say that it was an act by God to penalize Boston for same-sex marriage.
• Blame it on the Muslims cause they're Muslims.
• Start a forum making jokes of the event.
• Make Image Macros about it and post them on a Facebook Page.
• Blame it on any Korean gook walking by.
• Impersonate the two culprits online like this  Jodi_arias account on Twitter which successfully made many angst-ridden teens, dumbfucked adults and everyon inbetween extremely butthurt.
• Say that you did it.
• Blame it on the kikes.
• Just to make the FBI get their shit stirred, google "how to make bomb explosions" or something like that. (WARNING: THE FBI IS WATCHING YOU!!!!!!)
• Show them this ED article.
• Tell people that the event was da bomb. Remind them that everybody had a blast and that the crowd really exploded at the finish line. It really blew them away.
• Point out that Anders Breivik was right about the muslims.

Gallery

Boston Marathon 2013 About missing Pics

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  Kikes did everything
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  Christfags speak
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  Spongebob is involved.
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  Someone having sex with a victim's corpse.
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  Please fuck the corpse, just to be safe from getting AIDS.
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  We all know who was responsible for this.
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  A tasteful tribute from the ponyfuckers.
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  I'm a sailor peg and I lost my leg.
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  Shocking evidence the man doesn't want you to see.
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  New pictures emerge of a possible suspect.
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  The Sonic fans make their own tribute
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  Outta my way, Boston fucking shits!
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  Jews did Boston
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  How could this not even be who the real culprit is?!
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  Tamerlan, looks a lot like an eye-tie, also got shot by the party van.
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  God dayum mah beetchez dat kid looks br00t4l. Take this to the death metal gig.

See Also

• Sandy Hook
• Colorado Theatre Shooting
• 9/11
• Terrorism
• North Korea
• Osama Bin Laden
• Boston

External Links

• RaZMmoe
• muazseyfullah
•  J_tsar

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