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The Nice Truck Attack was yet another attempt by an ISIS insurgent to hit top the high score boards that happened on July 14, 2016 and was carried out by Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel. The attack happened in Nice, France during Bastille Day where the score ended off with 84 confirmed kills, and around 200 of them only "injured". ISIS had claimed responsibility for the attack, like they do pretty much everything else, even though they might not have had anything to do with it in the first place; however, it is unconfirmed whether or not the perpetrator is associated with the organization at all. Bouhlel was likely some random guy (who obviously played too much Grand Theft Auto), playing irl Carmageddon and wanted to get his name on the scoreboard.


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Cause we got a great big convoy

Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a great big convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross Europe.

 


 
 

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France will have to learn to live with terrorism.
 

 
 

— French Prime Minister Manuel Valls, surrendering without a fight like a true Frenchman.

   
 
...we know that the character of the French Republic will endure...
 

 
 

— President Obama, on his way to the golf course.

   
 
I'm delivering ice cream.
 

 
 

— Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel using his 1337 skillz to bluff his way past the police.

   
 
What! These foreign troops

Would make laws in our home! What! These mercenary phalanxes Would bring down our proud warriors! (repeat) Good Lord! By chained hands Our brows would bend beneath the yoke! Vile despots would become The masters of our fate!
 


 
 

—La Marseillaise predicting the current state 200 years ago.

   
 
He drank alcohol, ate pork and took drugs. This is all forbidden under Islam. He was not a Muslim, he was a shit. He beat his wife, my cousin, he was a nasty piece of work.
 

 
 

— Sandnigger describing how Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel was a typical sandnigger.

Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 84/20 (and 200 injured)
Accuracy: 16/20
Style: 15/20 Trucking into action
Butthurt: 20/20 Potentially can create a war
Bonus: 15/20 Decent sequel to ISIS Paris Attack 13-11
Total score: 150/100 (S)
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