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Apostolakos Constantinos, known as '''Satyr Calicantsar''' by his [[fanboy]]s, is a chronically [[hypocrite|hypocritical]] semi[[dyslexic]] [[old|middle-aged]] [[inbred]] [[pagan]] [[Keanu Reeves|neo]][[The Aristocrats|aristocratic]] [[greece|Greco]]-[[borat|kazakh]] [[oldfag|antimodern]] [[why do you hate America?|antidemocratic]] [[fascist|feudalist]] [[aryan]]-supremacist [[batshit insane|crackpot]] [[elitist]] [[intellectual]] [[rapist|Hellenist]] living in [[Norway]] or [[Canada]] who espouses shitloads of [[USI]]. Visiting [http://knowthyself.forumotion.net/ his forum] or [http://calicantsar.blogspot.com/ blog] or even watching [http://m.youtube.com/#/channel/UC9MR5Fgldloa6v66HE8qedQ?&desktop_uri=%2Fchannel%2FUC9MR5Fgldloa6v66HE8qedQ his videos], it's clear he has a prominent [[ego]], despite the fact that [[noone]] knows him | Apostolakos Constantinos, known as '''Satyr Calicantsar''' by his [[fanboy]]s, is a chronically [[hypocrite|hypocritical]] semi[[dyslexic]] [[old|middle-aged]] [[inbred]] [[pagan]] [[Keanu Reeves|neo]][[The Aristocrats|aristocratic]] [[greece|Greco]]-[[borat|kazakh]] [[oldfag|antimodern]] [[why do you hate America?|antidemocratic]] [[fascist|feudalist]] [[aryan]]-supremacist [[batshit insane|crackpot]] [[elitist]] [[intellectual]] [[rapist|Hellenist]] living in [[Norway]] or [[Canada]] who espouses shitloads of [[USI]]. Visiting [http://knowthyself.forumotion.net/ his forum] or [http://calicantsar.blogspot.com/ blog] or even watching [http://m.youtube.com/#/channel/UC9MR5Fgldloa6v66HE8qedQ?&desktop_uri=%2Fchannel%2FUC9MR5Fgldloa6v66HE8qedQ his videos], it's clear he has a prominent [[ego]], despite the fact that [[noone]] knows him. Thus he [[troll]]s YouTube and various forums with his [[shameless self promotion|insightful, wise comments]], being [[banhammer]]ed and [[censor]]ed for oh-so-bravely sharing and spreading [[aids|the truth]] and causing massive [[drama]] and [[butthurt]] wherever he goes. [[You]] must kiss his noble [[ass]] because of what [[an hero|a hero]] he [[lie|truly]] is. | ||
He is also a massive [[cannibalism|Hannibal Lecter]] fanboy who blames [[jew]]s, [[feminist]]s | He is also a massive [[cannibalism|Hannibal Lecter]] fanboy who blames [[jew]]s, [[feminist]]s and [[fag]]s for his [[slut]] wife breaking up with him and taking their offspring with her (although he's glad he no longer has to deal with "little brats" anymore). In short, he's the [[hipster]] of internet cult leaders. | ||
<center><b>His videos in a nutshell</b></center> | <center><b>His videos in a nutshell</b></center> | ||
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==Notable Theories== | ==Notable Theories== | ||
[[File:Anime furry nazis.jpg|thumb|A philosophical discussion in the forum.]] | [[File:Anime furry nazis.jpg|thumb|A philosophical discussion in the [[hugbox|forum]].]] | ||
Satyr is a [[USI|deep thinker]] and prominent intellectual of the | [[File:Deepak.jpg|thumb|Satyr's inspiration.]] | ||
Satyr is a [[USI|deep thinker]] and prominent intellectual of the Internets. As such, he frequents university lecture halls, publishes [[shit|high-quality]] peer-reviewed work, and is an esteemed member of university faculty. [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|Just kidding. He's just another kook with a following.]] Satyr has a penchant for verbal diarrhea and, as a result, craps out a pretentious, barely comprehensible river of bile and shit. But fear not, dear reader. [[EDiots]] worked long and hard to decode his [[retard|dyslexic]] babble into something slightly readable. | |||
===On Race=== | ===On Race=== | ||
[[Niggers]] aren't people | [[Niggers]] aren't people. Therefore, any self-respecting Nazi should shoot a filthy Balkan nigger like Satyr dead. | ||
===On Philosophers and Intellectuals=== | ===On Philosophers and Intellectuals=== | ||
Questioning | Questioning things that make me feel good is homosexual decadence. Therefore, [[leftards|all intellectuals]] are homosexual decadents. | ||
===On Religion=== | ===On Religion=== | ||
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===On War=== | ===On War=== | ||
Might makes right. If you don't like killing [[nigger|brown people]], you are a homosexual decadent. If you don't like killing white people, you are a [[hypocrisy|proud Aryan]]. Niggers don't have opinions. | |||
===On History=== | ===On History=== | ||
Primitive, goat-fucking [[Greece|pedophile niggers]] with [[smegma]], or rather the fictional ideal of them, are the ideal models for human and cultural life. | |||
===On Gender and Sexuality=== | |||
TARZAN BIG AND STRONG! JANE SMALL AND WEAK! [[liar|ME NOT GAY AND LONELY]]! | |||
===On Education=== | |||
Critical thinking, empathy, and self-awareness turn you into a feminized faggot. Everyone who attends university is doomed to be infected by fags and become androgynous drone zombie libtard feminized tranny fags. | |||
===On Science=== | |||
Rather than using science as a tool to understand the world, I use it to confirm my pre-conceived notion of how the world works. All research I disagree with is from Cultural-Marxist-Bolshevik-Jewish-globalist-hedonist-relativist-nihilist universities and should be rejected instantly. | |||
===On Nature=== | |||
Might makes right. Therefore, if I can murder a child and [[fap]] over its corpse and it feels good, it means I should. | |||
===On [[Nietzsche]]=== | |||
A thorough knowledge on Nietzsche can be obtained by reading BrainyQuote and [[Stormfront]]. | |||
===On [[tl;dr|Genetics & Fate]]=== | |||
[[Circular logic]] & [[fallacious reasoning]] are fine as long as they agree with my fringe viewpoint. | |||
===Words of Wisdom=== | ===Words of Wisdom=== | ||
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Question me...doubt me....laugh at me, and I shall laugh with you, knowing you are only laughing at the man, not the beast. | Question me...doubt me....laugh at me, and I shall laugh with you, knowing you are only laughing at the man, not the beast. | ||
I am conduit, connector... | I am conduit, connector... | ||
I am the world's nervous system, and you are my cells.| | I am the world's nervous system, and you are my cells.|signs of his [[retard|creative genius]] | ||
|For Christianity the word, logos, must come first, and truth can be found primarily through reasoning. Free from having to offer evidence, the mind can argue a point rooted in human fears and ignorance.|Satyr's entire output | |For Christianity the word, logos, must come first, and truth can be found primarily through reasoning. Free from having to offer evidence, the mind can argue a point rooted in human fears and ignorance.|a summary of Satyr's [[irony|entire output]] | ||
|The echoes of near-absolute order combine with the coming near-absolute randomness of chaotic near-infinite possibilities, and life is born.|Can someone please teach this dumbass how to write in English? | |The echoes of near-absolute order combine with the coming near-absolute randomness of chaotic near-infinite possibilities, and life is born.|Can someone please teach this dumbass how to write in English? | ||
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|There is no choice without a restricting barrier; there is no perception without the cognition of divergence.|[[moar]] nonsense | |There is no choice without a restricting barrier; there is no perception without the cognition of divergence.|[[moar]] nonsense | ||
|When people try to convince you to abandon your distinguishing awareness, make sure to thicken your walls & to raise your defences further.|I'M WHITE! WHY DON'T PEOPLE THINK I'M SPECIAL! | |When people try to convince you to abandon your distinguishing awareness, make sure to thicken your walls & to raise your defences further.|I'M WHITE! WHY DON'T PEOPLE THINK I'M SPECIAL!? | ||
|Empathy does not automatically result in sympathy.|Satyr has neither | |Empathy does not automatically result in sympathy.|Satyr has neither | ||
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|You can't have your cake and eat it too, princess. You can't hold onto the label of female and then dismiss what it is based on or why it was necessary at all. The true message of feminism, as with all post-modern ideals, is the end to distinction or nature. | |You can't have your cake and eat it too, princess. You can't hold onto the label of female and then dismiss what it is based on or why it was necessary at all. The true message of feminism, as with all post-modern ideals, is the end to distinction or nature. | ||
A female could not prance and mouth-off, and go out half naked because she was protected...she had "rights" under this authority.....later becoming a secular Deity the Law. Sher no longer needed a man because she had this abstraction this Religious icon later developing into an institution that protected her. Now she could be a "strong woman" under the tutelage and sheltering embrace of the system as only the feminine , methods of competition were allowed to a emasculated populace.|Read [[MRA|MRAs]] for more details. | A female could not prance and mouth-off, and go out half naked because she was protected...she had "rights" under this authority.....later becoming a secular Deity the Law. Sher no longer needed a man because she had this abstraction this Religious icon later developing into an institution that protected her. Now she could be a "strong woman" under the tutelage and sheltering embrace of the system as only the feminine , methods of competition were allowed to a emasculated populace.|Read the articles on [[MRA|MRAs]] for more details. | ||
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==Concluding Thoughts== | ==Concluding Thoughts== | ||
[[File:Hitler suicide.png|thumb|BULLSEYE!]] | [[File:Hitler suicide.png|thumb|BULLSEYE!]] | ||
Satyr's | A typical [[lolcow|Internet intellectuall]], Satyr's thinking is founded on half-baked bullshit and rampant bigotry rather than any serious thought. As such he holds a [[bullshit|vast intellectual legacy]] that involves trolling internet forums, posting on shitsites only his closest circle of fanboys reads, and writing manifestos so badly no one would ever publish them. Since he is a waste of space he should [[an hero|follow his dear leader]] and rid the world of his waste. | ||
But unfortunately that didn't happen. Satyr got [[Alzheimer's]] like [[Ronald Reagan]] did and | But unfortunately that didn't happen. Satyr got [[Alzheimer's]] like [[Ronald Reagan]] did and retreated to his hugbox forum to prevent himself from being further [[pwned]]. As his [http://www.ilovephilosophy.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=184521&start=125 fanboy Stuart] said... | ||
{{squote|Satyr's site m http://calicantsar.blogspot.ca/ m is no longer there. Maybe he really is abandoning the internet. Perhaps he was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's and wants his work to be removed so as to diminish the number of responses to it; responses which he will be tempted to address but will no longer be fit to do so. | {{squote|Satyr's site m http://calicantsar.blogspot.ca/ m is no longer there. Maybe he really is abandoning the internet. Perhaps he was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's and wants his work to be removed so as to diminish the number of responses to it; responses which he will be tempted to address but will no longer be fit to do so. | ||
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*[[pseudo-intellectual]] | *[[pseudo-intellectual]] | ||
*[[hugbox]] | |||
*[[circlejerk]] | |||
*[[tranny]] | *[[tranny]] | ||
*[[woman]] | *[[woman]] | ||
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{{lezz}} | {{lezz}} | ||
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{{nazis}} | {{nazis}} | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] |
Revision as of 08:12, 11 December 2017
Apostolakos Constantinos, known as Satyr Calicantsar by his fanboys, is a chronically hypocritical semidyslexic middle-aged inbred pagan neoaristocratic Greco-kazakh antimodern antidemocratic feudalist aryan-supremacist crackpot elitist intellectual Hellenist living in Norway or Canada who espouses shitloads of USI. Visiting his forum or blog or even watching his videos, it's clear he has a prominent ego, despite the fact that noone knows him. Thus he trolls YouTube and various forums with his insightful, wise comments, being banhammered and censored for oh-so-bravely sharing and spreading the truth and causing massive drama and butthurt wherever he goes. You must kiss his noble ass because of what a hero he truly is.
He is also a massive Hannibal Lecter fanboy who blames jews, feminists and fags for his slut wife breaking up with him and taking their offspring with her (although he's glad he no longer has to deal with "little brats" anymore). In short, he's the hipster of internet cult leaders.
Notable Theories
Satyr is a deep thinker and prominent intellectual of the Internets. As such, he frequents university lecture halls, publishes high-quality peer-reviewed work, and is an esteemed member of university faculty. Just kidding. He's just another kook with a following. Satyr has a penchant for verbal diarrhea and, as a result, craps out a pretentious, barely comprehensible river of bile and shit. But fear not, dear reader. EDiots worked long and hard to decode his dyslexic babble into something slightly readable.
On Race
Niggers aren't people. Therefore, any self-respecting Nazi should shoot a filthy Balkan nigger like Satyr dead.
On Philosophers and Intellectuals
Questioning things that make me feel good is homosexual decadence. Therefore, all intellectuals are homosexual decadents.
On Religion
There is a massive difference between a right wing atheist and a fundamentalist Christian. One doesn't believe in God.
On War
Might makes right. If you don't like killing brown people, you are a homosexual decadent. If you don't like killing white people, you are a proud Aryan. Niggers don't have opinions.
On History
Primitive, goat-fucking pedophile niggers with smegma, or rather the fictional ideal of them, are the ideal models for human and cultural life.
On Gender and Sexuality
TARZAN BIG AND STRONG! JANE SMALL AND WEAK! ME NOT GAY AND LONELY!
On Education
Critical thinking, empathy, and self-awareness turn you into a feminized faggot. Everyone who attends university is doomed to be infected by fags and become androgynous drone zombie libtard feminized tranny fags.
On Science
Rather than using science as a tool to understand the world, I use it to confirm my pre-conceived notion of how the world works. All research I disagree with is from Cultural-Marxist-Bolshevik-Jewish-globalist-hedonist-relativist-nihilist universities and should be rejected instantly.
On Nature
Might makes right. Therefore, if I can murder a child and fap over its corpse and it feels good, it means I should.
On Nietzsche
A thorough knowledge on Nietzsche can be obtained by reading BrainyQuote and Stormfront.
On Genetics & Fate
Circular logic & fallacious reasoning are fine as long as they agree with my fringe viewpoint.
Words of Wisdom
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Concluding Thoughts
A typical Internet intellectuall, Satyr's thinking is founded on half-baked bullshit and rampant bigotry rather than any serious thought. As such he holds a vast intellectual legacy that involves trolling internet forums, posting on shitsites only his closest circle of fanboys reads, and writing manifestos so badly no one would ever publish them. Since he is a waste of space he should follow his dear leader and rid the world of his waste.
But unfortunately that didn't happen. Satyr got Alzheimer's like Ronald Reagan did and retreated to his hugbox forum to prevent himself from being further pwned. As his fanboy Stuart said...
—Good riddance |
See Also
- unwarranted self-importance
- hypocrisy
- nigger
- Jews
- Greece
- faggot
- pseudo-intellectual
- hugbox
- circlejerk
- tranny
- woman
- retarded
- Nazi
- pedophile
- butthurt
- Alzheimer's
- Hitler
- conservative
- white nationalism
- Stormfront
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