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Satyr
Apostolakos Constantinos, known as Satyr Calicantsar by his fanboys, is a chronically hypocritical semidyslexic middle-aged inbred pagan neoaristocratic Greco-kazakh antimodern antidemocratic feudalist aryan-supremacist crackpot elitist intellectual Hellenist living in Norway or Canada who espouses shitloads of USI. Visiting his forum or blog or even watching his videos, it's clear he has a prominent ego, despite the fact that noone knows him. Thus he trolls YouTube and various forums with his insightful, wise comments, being banhammered and censored for oh-so-bravely sharing and spreading the truth and causing massive drama and butthurt wherever he goes. You must kiss his noble ass because of what a hero he truly is.
He is also a massive Hannibal Lecter fanboy who blames jews, feminists and fags for his slut wife breaking up with him and taking their offspring with her (although he's glad he no longer has to deal with "little brats" anymore). In short, he's the hipster of internet cult leaders.
Notable Theories
Satyr is a deep thinker and prominent intellectual of the Internets. As such, he frequents university lecture halls, publishes high-quality peer-reviewed work, and is an esteemed member of university faculty. Just kidding. He's just another kook with a following. Satyr has a penchant for verbal diarrhea and, as a result, craps out a pretentious, barely comprehensible river of bile and shit. But fear not, dear reader. EDiots worked long and hard to decode his dyslexic babble into something slightly readable.
On Race
Niggers aren't people. Therefore, any self-respecting Nazi should shoot a filthy Balkan nigger like Satyr dead.
On Philosophers and Intellectuals
Questioning things that make me feel good is homosexual decadence. Therefore, all intellectuals are homosexual decadents.
On Religion
There is a massive difference between a right wing atheist and a fundamentalist Christian. One doesn't believe in God.
On War
Might makes right. If you don't like killing brown people, you are a homosexual decadent. If you don't like killing white people, you are a proud Aryan. Niggers don't have opinions.
On History
Primitive, goat-fucking pedophile niggers with smegma, or rather the fictional ideal of them, are the ideal models for human and cultural life.
On Gender and Sexuality
TARZAN BIG AND STRONG! JANE SMALL AND WEAK! ME NOT GAY AND LONELY!
On Education
Critical thinking, empathy, and self-awareness turn you into a feminized faggot. Everyone who attends university is doomed to be infected by fags and become androgynous drone zombie libtard feminized tranny fags.
On Science
Rather than using science as a tool to understand the world, I use it to confirm my pre-conceived notion of how the world works. All research I disagree with is from Cultural-Marxist-Bolshevik-Jewish-globalist-hedonist-relativist-nihilist universities and should be rejected instantly.
On Nature
Might makes right. Therefore, if I can murder a child and fap over its corpse and it feels good, it means I should.
On Nietzsche
A thorough knowledge on Nietzsche can be obtained by reading BrainyQuote and Stormfront.
On Genetics & Fate
Circular logic & fallacious reasoning are fine as long as they agree with my fringe viewpoint.
Words of Wisdom
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Concluding Thoughts
A typical Internet intellectuall, Satyr's thinking is founded on half-baked bullshit and rampant bigotry rather than any serious thought. As such he holds a vast intellectual legacy that involves trolling internet forums, posting on shitsites only his closest circle of fanboys reads, and writing manifestos so badly no one would ever publish them. Since he is a waste of space he should follow his dear leader and rid the world of his waste.
But unfortunately that didn't happen. Satyr got Alzheimer's like Ronald Reagan did and retreated to his hugbox forum to prevent himself from being further pwned. As his fanboy Stuart said...
—Good riddance |
See Also
- unwarranted self-importance
- hypocrisy
- nigger
- Jews
- Greece
- faggot
- pseudo-intellectual
- hugbox
- circlejerk
- tranny
- woman
- retarded
- Nazi
- pedophile
- butthurt
- Alzheimer's
- Hitler
- conservative
- white nationalism
- Stormfront
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