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{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|injured 7}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 25?'''|Lmao fuck no.}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'n'Slash & Fire Emblem. Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, pussied out}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, barely even tried}}
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'''Anton Bichivin''' is an [[unoriginal]] zoomer [[nerd]] from [[Russia|Putinstan]] who on January 19 [[2018]] at the young age of [[Teenager|17]] attempted to make [[IRL]] [[Trolls|trollers]] '''Eric Harris''' and '''Dylan Klebold''' proud of him but failing and getting raped in the KGB party van.
'''Anton Bichivin'''{{Nazi}} is an [[unoriginal]] zoomer [[nerd]] from [[Russia|Putinstan]] who on January 19, [[2018]] at the young age of [[Teenager|17]] attempted to make [[IRL]] [[Trolls|trollers]] '''Eric Harris''' and '''Dylan Klebold''' proud of him but failing and getting raped in the KGB party van. His attack was very similar to fellow faggy [[Columbine Copycats|Columbine wannabe]] [[Columbine Copycats#Artyom Tagirov|Artyom Tagirov]], who also attacked his teacher with a sharp object then set a classroom on fire.


==Background==
==Background==
Anton lived in the slav shithole that is Russia for his entire life. He was bullied in school (lul) because he was obsessed with LOLumbine and was an edgy NATZEE kid.
Anton lived in the [[Slav]] shithole that is Russia for his entire life. He was [[bullied]] in school (lul) because he was obsessed with LOLumbine and was an edgy [[Neo-Nazi|NATZEE kid]].


==Loadout==
==Loadout==
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*'''Primary''': [[Axe]]
*'''Primary''': Axe
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*Can kill something if you actually try. '''Does 20-25 pt. of damage'''  
*Can kill something if you actually try. '''Does 20-25 pt. of damage'''  
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*'''Throwables''': Homemade Molotov
*'''Throwables''': Homemade Molotov
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*Can set jews and blacks on fire if done right. '''Does 15-30 pts of damage'''
*Can set [[Jews]] and [[Niggers|blacks]] on fire if done right. '''Does 15-30 pts of damage'''
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*'''Perk''': Nazism
*'''Perk''': Nazi
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*Double damage against Jews, [[Irony|Slavs]], and non-whites.
*'''Double damage against Niggers, Spics, Mudslimes.<br> Triple damage against Kikes. <br> Intelligence stats cut in half'''


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==Attack==
==Attack==
On 1/19/18 our [[Loser|hero]] arrives late to school and marches into school wearing [[The Matrix|trench coat and combat boots]] and heading for his targeted class, he allegedly knocked on the door and when someone opened it, he cut their fucking finger off and threw a molotov into the classroom, setting on fire like a Vietnamese village, he cracked the teacher in the skull as she attempted to run out of the classroom. 5 other 7th graders suffered light burns even though the fucking classroom was engulfed (probably due to the fact they just jumped into the snow) and he was unable to score a single frag. He then ran down the hallway, shived himself in the chest and dove out the window just to get scooped up by the party van to suffer severe rape by the KGB gaurds.  
On January 18, our [[Loser|hero]] arrived late to school and marched into school wearing the school shooter uniform: a [[The Matrix|trench coat and combat boots]] as well as a KMFDM shirt, just in case no one could tell he was inspired by star crossed [[gay]] lovers Dylan and Eric. He allegedly knocked on the door and when someone opened it, he cut their fucking finger off and threw a molotov into the classroom, setting it on fire like a [[Vietnam|Vietnamese village]]. He cracked the teacher in the skull as she attempted to run out of the classroom. 5 other 7th graders suffered light burns even though the fucking classroom was engulfed (probably due to the fact they just jumped into the snow) and he was unable to score a single frag. He then ran down the hallway, shived himself in the chest and dove out the window just to get scooped up by the party van to suffer severe [[Surprise Sex|rape]] by the KGB guards.  
 
==Aftermath==
==Aftermath==
Later, Anton was found to be insane and was sent to live in the fucking nuthouse, where its been confirmed he jerks off to his self-written LOLumbine fanfic porn.
Anton was found to be insane and was sent to live in the fucking nuthouse, where its been confirmed he jerks off to his self-written Dylan x Eric [[Fanfiction|fanfic]] smut on AO3. Despite his attack being an [[EPIC FAIL]], another [[Retard|retarded]] Russian kid named [[Columbine Copycats#Artyom Tagirov|Artyom Tagirov]] copied Anton almost exactly, including the failed suicide.
 
'''UPDATE''':On September 16, 2024, in Chelyabinsk, a [[13-year-old boy]] [[High Score/Loserinfo#Roman Gizatulin|Roman Gizatulin]] blunts with a hammer 3 students an his teacher on the school. He used a KMFDM shirt, like Anton, probably imitating him. Here comes another wave of ruskie [[Columbine copycats]]


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
{{center|<gallery perrow="5" caption="Gallery of Failure">
{{center|<gallery perrow="5" caption="Gallery of Failure">
<gallery>
<gallery>
ANTON IN THE PARTY VAN.jpeh|KGB RAPE VAN
Anton Bichivin injured.jpeg|KGB RAPE VAN
antonarrest.jpeg|LOSER ARREST
Anton Bichivin Arrest.jpg|[[GTA|BUSTED]]
</gallery>
AntonBichivinMask.jpg|Anton's [[Chernobyl]] cosplay
AntonBichivinAxe.jpg|The perpetrator of this '''[[Failure|TRAGEDY]]'''
AntonBichivinClass.jpg|The class where Anton went amok
AntonBichivinClass01.jpg
AntonBichivinClass02.jpg
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


==Graded Score==
==Graded Score==
{| style="{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|red|orange}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" border="0"
{{GradedScore|[[Epic Fail|0]]|injured 7|1|Idiot couldn't even fucking finish the job|2|Russian Columbine copycat|10|Freaked a bunch of Ruskie parents out|10|Molotov actually worked |23|F---|Have fun in the nuthouse, faggot}}
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|[[Epic fail|0]]/20 injured 7
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|1/20 ''Idiot couldn't even fucking finish the job''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|2/20 ''Russian Columbine copycat''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|10/20 ''Freaked a bunch of Ruskie parents out''
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|10/20 ''Molotov actually worked"
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 23/100 ('''F-''')</big>
|}


<center>'''How about acquire ACTUAL weapons next time. Oh, and don't be a pussy with them.'''</center>
{{Wanted|1}}
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Russian Columbiner who got it [[right]]. [[Epic win|Even outdid both Eric and Dylan by death count and execution!]]
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Russian Columbiner who got it [[right]]. [[Epic win|Even outdid both Eric and Dylan by death count and execution!]]
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - Who he wished he was.
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - Who he wished he was.
*[[Ilya Ivanistov]] - Another shitty Russian Columbiner. This one at least an heroed right.
*[[Columbine]] - What he tried to live up to.
*[[Columbine]] - What he tried to live up to.
*[[Nazi]] - What he was.
*[[Nazi]] - What he was.


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Anton Bichivin
Nationality: Ruskie  
Highscore injured 7
Top 50? Lmao fuck no.
Style Hack'n'Slash & Fire Emblem. Single player
An Hero? No, barely even tried

Anton Bichivin卐 is an unoriginal zoomer nerd from Putinstan who on January 19, 2018 at the young age of 17 attempted to make IRL trollers Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold proud of him but failing and getting raped in the KGB party van. His attack was very similar to fellow faggy Columbine wannabe Artyom Tagirov, who also attacked his teacher with a sharp object then set a classroom on fire.

Background

Anton lived in the Slav shithole that is Russia for his entire life. He was bullied in school (lul) because he was obsessed with LOLumbine and was an edgy NATZEE kid.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Axe
  • Can kill something if you actually try. Does 20-25 pt. of damage
  • Throwables: Homemade Molotov
  • Can set Jews and blacks on fire if done right. Does 15-30 pts of damage
  • Perk: Nazi
  • Double damage against Niggers, Spics, Mudslimes.
    Triple damage against Kikes.
    Intelligence stats cut in half

Attack

On January 18, our hero arrived late to school and marched into school wearing the school shooter uniform: a trench coat and combat boots as well as a KMFDM shirt, just in case no one could tell he was inspired by star crossed gay lovers Dylan and Eric. He allegedly knocked on the door and when someone opened it, he cut their fucking finger off and threw a molotov into the classroom, setting it on fire like a Vietnamese village. He cracked the teacher in the skull as she attempted to run out of the classroom. 5 other 7th graders suffered light burns even though the fucking classroom was engulfed (probably due to the fact they just jumped into the snow) and he was unable to score a single frag. He then ran down the hallway, shived himself in the chest and dove out the window just to get scooped up by the party van to suffer severe rape by the KGB guards.

Aftermath

Anton was found to be insane and was sent to live in the fucking nuthouse, where its been confirmed he jerks off to his self-written Dylan x Eric fanfic smut on AO3. Despite his attack being an EPIC FAIL, another retarded Russian kid named Artyom Tagirov copied Anton almost exactly, including the failed suicide.

UPDATE:On September 16, 2024, in Chelyabinsk, a 13-year-old boy Roman Gizatulin blunts with a hammer 3 students an his teacher on the school. He used a KMFDM shirt, like Anton, probably imitating him. Here comes another wave of ruskie Columbine copycats

  • Gallery of Failure
  • KGB RAPE VAN
    KGB RAPE VAN
  • BUSTED
    BUSTED
  • Anton's Chernobyl cosplay
    Anton's Chernobyl cosplay
  • The perpetrator of this TRAGEDY
    The perpetrator of this TRAGEDY
  • The class where Anton went amok
    The class where Anton went amok

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 injured 7
Accuracy: 1/20 Idiot couldn't even fucking finish the job
Style: 2/20 Russian Columbine copycat
Butthurt: 10/20 Freaked a bunch of Ruskie parents out
Bonus: 10/20 Molotov actually worked
Total Score: 23/100 (F---)
Have fun in the nuthouse, faggot
See full ranking


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