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Shortly after the mayhem that was | Shortly after the mayhem that was [[Brenton Tarrant|Christchurch]] and [[John Earnest|Poway]], an American [[nerd]] and [[virgin]] named '''Patrick Wood Crusius'''{{Nazi}} became the second disciple of [[Saint Tarrant]] after taking it upon himself to patriotically serve the [[Jewnited States|land of the free]] by removing 23 [[Spics|tacos]] shopping with their anchor babies and [[welfare]] checks at a Walmart within the spic-dominated city of El Paso, [[Texas]]. Pat is most known in [[{{CURRENTYEAR}}]] for being the inspiration behind the [[Chud]]jak meme. | ||
==Background== | ==Background== | ||
[[File:CrusiusAK.png|250px|left|thumb|Sadly, there were no warning signs.]] | |||
[[File:Crusius entering.png|thumb]] | |||
[[File:Crusius orange.png|thumb|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]]]] | |||
[[File:Patrick Crusius Walmart Shooting CCTV Images.jpg|thumb|“This is a colleague announcement: [[Ethnic cleansing|clean-up]] on aisles 1 through 17. Can Henrique, Luciana and Fernando please make their way to the shop floor?”]] | |||
Before the planning of divine purification at Walmart began, Patrick was a graduate of [[special ed]] classes (yes rlly) at his [[high school]] in his hometown of Allen where he was said to pick his nose and eat scabs. He posted his manifesto (entitled ''The Inconvenient Truth'') on [[8chan]]'s [[pol|/pol/]] in a similar manner to our savior [[Brenton Tarrant]]. However, unlike Brenton's manifesto, ''The Inconvenient Truth'' was much more [[Why so serious?|serious]], similar to [[John Earnest]]'s manifesto. However, unlike John's [[Fail|failed Goy uprising]], Pat actually managed to get some decent kills—killing 23 dirty [[spic]]s! | Before the planning of divine purification at Walmart began, Patrick was a graduate of [[special ed]] classes (yes rlly) at his [[high school]] in his hometown of Allen where he was said to pick his nose and eat scabs. He posted his manifesto (entitled ''The Inconvenient Truth'') on [[8chan]]'s [[pol|/pol/]] in a similar manner to our savior [[Brenton Tarrant]]. However, unlike Brenton's manifesto, ''The Inconvenient Truth'' was much more [[Why so serious?|serious]], similar to [[John Earnest]]'s manifesto. However, unlike John's [[Fail|failed Goy uprising]], Pat actually managed to get some decent kills—killing 23 dirty [[spic]]s! | ||
==Shooting== | ==Shooting== | ||
[[ | After driving 650 miles ([[Over 9000|1,050 km]]) from his home in Allen to El Paso, Patrick stopped at the [[Walmart]] because he became hungry ([[O rly?|yes rlly]]). Upon entering prepared for a delicious luncheon, he was shocked when he saw the sheer amount of [[spic|undesirables]] and returned to his car, grabbed an [[AK-47]] knock off and began gunning down everyone he found who smelt like quesadillas. | ||
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|[[File:El paso cell phone footage.mp4|700px]]<br/ >'''Look closer and you can see some poor bastard getting shot in the background''' | |||
|[[File:El paso dead ppl 1.mp4|700px]]<br/ >'''Aftermath''' | |||
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|[[File:Crusius walking around and shit.mp4|700px]]<br/ >'''Walking around like a lost kid shortly before the shooting''' | |||
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*Not the best considering recoil, he admitted that himself, does a lot of damage however. '''+25 Damage''' | *Not the best considering recoil, he admitted that himself, does a lot of damage however. '''+25 Damage''' | ||
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*'''Perk''': Tarrant Disciple | |||
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*Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns. | |||
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews. | *Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews. | ||
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Of course, since the shooter was [[white]], the shooting will forever be added to the list of things that [[liberals]] use to cry about to revoke your [[Guns|Second Amendment]] rights. | Of course, since the shooter was [[white]], the shooting will forever be added to the list of things that [[liberals]] use to cry about to revoke your [[Guns|Second Amendment]] rights. | ||
{{frame|<youtube>OLnSeG34YQ4</youtube><br/ ><big><center>'''Interrogation Vid'''</center></big> | |||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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File:PatrickGentleman.jpeg|A true gentleman. | File:PatrickGentleman.jpeg|A true gentleman. | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:Crusius 8549.jpeg | File:Crusius 8549.jpeg|[https://archive.ph/TGOBr Now where have we seen this before?] | ||
file:PatrickSelfie.jpeg|Very flattering selfie | file:PatrickSelfie.jpeg|Very flattering selfie | ||
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File:PatNigCrusius.png|Actual photo of the shooter | File:PatNigCrusius.png|Actual photo of the shooter | ||
File:PatrickCrusiusID.jpg|Patrick Crusius driver's license | File:PatrickCrusiusID.jpg|Patrick Crusius driver's license | ||
File: | File:Maldingnerd.jpg|Unfunny [[forced meme]] based on this [[killer]] [[nerd]] | ||
File:2ndShooterSam.jpg|Sam Hyde is the 2nd shooter | File:2ndShooterSam.jpg|Sam Hyde is the 2nd shooter | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:Shooter-manifesto-elpaso.jpg|Patrick | File:Shooter-manifesto-elpaso.jpg|Dumbass accidentally uploaded a disciplinary letter instead of his crappy manifesto | ||
File:Patrick Crusius Drunk at School.png|The disciplinary letter in question | |||
File:Crusius red pill.jpg | File:Crusius red pill.jpg | ||
File:PatrickCrusiusPoliticalCartoon.jpg | File:PatrickCrusiusPoliticalCartoon.jpg | ||
File:CrusiusGilroy.png|He posted this because he KNEW he looked like [[Santino William Legan]] | |||
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*[[Dylann Roof]] - Fellow [[autist]] who hates [[niggers]] | *[[Dylann Roof]] - Fellow [[autist]] who hates [[niggers]] | ||
*[[Nikolas Cruz]] - Another [[retard]] (notice a pattern here) who also happens to be a wetback | *[[Nikolas Cruz]] - Another [[retard]] (notice a pattern here) who also happens to be a wetback | ||
*[[Santino William Legan]] | *[[Santino William Legan]] - His clone | ||
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Millions Must Die 2: Electric Boogaloo | *[[Payton Gendron]] - Millions Must Die 2: Electric Boogaloo | ||
*[[Randy Stair]] - The pioneer of producing shootings at supermarkets | *[[Randy Stair]] - The pioneer of producing shootings at supermarkets | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*<s>{{twitter|outsider609}}</s> {{archive|pT0zv}} | *{{Wikilink|2019_El_Paso_Walmart_shooting|TOW coverage}} | ||
*[[: | *<s>{{twitter|outsider609}}</s> - {{archive|pT0zv}} | ||
*{{wayback|https://8ch.net/pol/res/13561044.html|20190803162950|title=The original post where he dropped his manifesto}} | *<s>{{twitter|PatrickCrusius}}</s> - {{archive|lx9PU}} - Brainrot/troll account | ||
*[[:Media:The Inconvenient Truth.pdf|The Inconvenient Truth]] - His manifesto. | |||
*{{wayback|https://8ch.net/pol/res/13561044.html|20190803162950|title=The original post where he dropped his manifesto}} - {{archive|OEVeT}} | |||
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/224925/the-2019-el-paso-shooting|Massive info and media dump}} - {{archive|gyjAk}} | |||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
Latest revision as of 21:12, 6 December 2025
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SUPERMARKET WORLD CHAMPION!! |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Patrick Crusius | |
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| Born | July 27, 1998 (27 years old) |
| Nationality: | Americunt |
| Highscore | Killed 23, injured 23 |
| Top 50? | 25th |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, pussied out |
Shortly after the mayhem that was Christchurch and Poway, an American nerd and virgin named Patrick Wood Crusius卐 became the second disciple of Saint Tarrant after taking it upon himself to patriotically serve the land of the free by removing 23 tacos shopping with their anchor babies and welfare checks at a Walmart within the spic-dominated city of El Paso, Texas. Pat is most known in 2026 for being the inspiration behind the Chudjak meme.
Background




Before the planning of divine purification at Walmart began, Patrick was a graduate of special ed classes (yes rlly) at his high school in his hometown of Allen where he was said to pick his nose and eat scabs. He posted his manifesto (entitled The Inconvenient Truth) on 8chan's /pol/ in a similar manner to our savior Brenton Tarrant. However, unlike Brenton's manifesto, The Inconvenient Truth was much more serious, similar to John Earnest's manifesto. However, unlike John's failed Goy uprising, Pat actually managed to get some decent kills—killing 23 dirty spics!
Shooting
After driving 650 miles (1,050 km) from his home in Allen to El Paso, Patrick stopped at the Walmart because he became hungry (yes rlly). Upon entering prepared for a delicious luncheon, he was shocked when he saw the sheer amount of undesirables and returned to his car, grabbed an AK-47 knock off and began gunning down everyone he found who smelt like quesadillas.
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Loadout

Graded Score
| Kill count: | 23/20 Managed to kill 23 dirty spics! |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 For every spic he injured he managed to receive about two virgins in heaven |
| Style: | 5/20 Generic Brenton Tarrant bootleg without the lulz |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Caused every spic on Twitter to sperg uncontrollably at the thought that most Americans don't want to mass import a shitton of Mexicans |
| Bonus: | 20/20 2019 Amerimutt champion! |
Aftermath
Shortly after the attack, 8chan was dropped from Cloudflare's DDoS protection, resulting in numerous hosting problems for the site. 8chan eventually moved to BitMitigate—a superior alternative to Cloudflare that has considerably less downtime—but not before they were pressured by leftards to banhammer 8chan too, which also resulted in hosting problems for the Daily Stormer. Said hosting problems also resulted in the Daily Stormer having its anus opened for an onslaught of DDoS attacks.
Of course, since the shooter was white, the shooting will forever be added to the list of things that liberals use to cry about to revoke your Second Amendment rights.
Gallery
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In court
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Clearly a virgin with rage
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A true gentleman.
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Very flattering selfie
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Actual photo of the shooter
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Patrick Crusius driver's license
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Sam Hyde is the 2nd shooter
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Dumbass accidentally uploaded a disciplinary letter instead of his crappy manifesto
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The disciplinary letter in question
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He posted this because he KNEW he looked like Santino William Legan
See Also
- El Paso
- Walmart
- Dayton Shooting - The somewhat shitty, leftist sequel
- Dylann Roof - Fellow autist who hates niggers
- Nikolas Cruz - Another retard (notice a pattern here) who also happens to be a wetback
- Santino William Legan - His clone
- Payton Gendron - Millions Must Die 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Randy Stair - The pioneer of producing shootings at supermarkets
- Chud
External Links
TOW coverage-
outsider609
(archive)-
PatrickCrusius
(archive) - Brainrot/troll account- The Inconvenient Truth - His manifesto.
The original post where he dropped his manifesto -
(archive)
Massive info and media dump -
(archive)
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