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{{achtung|This is a sandbox just to make random highscores}}
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== [[Porn|Leisure Suit Larry]] ==
== [[Porn|Erotic]] ==
The Top of the Top of Sex appeal (sometimes), from chronical addicted [[Gooning|gooners]] and inseminators, to professional fuckers, quite literally.
=== Leisure Suit Larry ===
The Top of the Top of Sex appeal (sometimes), from chronical addicted [[Gooning|gooners]] to professional fuckers, quite literally.
<center>
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{{Template:Row numbers|
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! NAME
! NAME
! PENETRATIONS/FAPS
! PENETRATIONS/FAPS
! ACTIVE
! STATUS
! METHOD
! METHOD
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCuba.png|23px|link{{=}}Cuba]]
| [[Image:MiniflagCuba.png|23px|link{{=}}Cuba]]
| [[Fidel Castro]]
| [[Fidel Castro]]
| [[Holy shit|35,000]]
| [[Holy shit|35,000]]
| 1948 - 2016
| Dead
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
|[[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|23px|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| Gwyneth Montenegro
| 10,000
| 2005 - 2017
| Alive
| Sex
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Lana Rhoades]]
| [[Lana Rhoades|Amara Maple]]
| 5,326
| 5,326
| 2016 -
| Alive
| Sex
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mia Khalifa|Mia Khalifa]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mia Khalifa|Mia Khalifa]]
| 3,800
| 3,800
| 2014 -
| Alive
| Sex / Masturbation
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ron Jeremy]]
| 2,000+
| 1979 - 2018
| Alive
| Sex
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Marc Wallice|Marc Goldberg]]{{jew}}
| [[Wikipedia:Marc Wallice|Marc Goldberg]]{{jew}}
| 1,700
| 1,700
| 1982 - 1998
| Alive
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Rocco Siffredi|Rocco Tano]]
| 1,300
| 1986 - 2022
| Alive
| Sex
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Johnny Sins|Steven Wolfe]]
| [[Wikipedia:Johnny Sins|Steven Wolfe]]
| 1,000
| 1,000
| 2017 -
| Alive
| Sex
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMongolia.png|23px|link{{=}}Mongolia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Genghis Khan|Genghis Khan]]
| 1,000-3,000
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.png|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bertold Paul Wiesner|Bertold Paul Wiesner]]
| 900+
| Insemination
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|23px|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ismail Ibn Sharif|Ismail Ibn Sharif]]
| 868-1,171
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|23px|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|23px|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Wikipedia:Grace Quek|Grace Quek]]
| [[Wikipedia:Grace Quek|Grace Quek]]
| 600+
| 600+
| 1994 - 2003
| Alive
| Sex
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:An Nanba|An Nanba]]
| [[Wikipedia:An Nanba|An Nanba]]
| 250+
| 250+
| 2005 - 2008
| Alive
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Hugo Lopez
| 83+
| 2013 -
| Alive?
| Masturbation
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Billy Herrington|Billy Herrington]]
| 29
| 1998 - 2018
| Dead
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sibylle Rauch|Erika Rauch]]
| 20+
| 1987 -
| Alive
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHungary.png|23px|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| [[Wikipedia:Anette Dawn|Anette Dawn]]
| 17
| 2002 - 2010
| Alive
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Doomentio|Arturo Coronado]]{{jew}}
| 10+
| 2014 -
| Alive
| Masturbation
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
|[[Image:MiniflagSaudiArabia.png|23px|link{{=}}Saudi Arabia]]
| [["Prophet" Muhammad|Muhammad (ﷺ)]]
| 7
| [[Oldfag|598 - 632]]
| Dead
| Sex
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|23px|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| [[Image:Question-mark-icon1.png|20px|link{{=}}????]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sobhuza II|Sobhuza II]]
| [[You]]
| 210
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| ? -
| Alive, sadly
| Sex
| Sex
|}}}
</center>
=== Spermination ===
These guise managed to lack up a large amount of offsprings through sperm donation.
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! NAME
! DONATIONS
! ACTIVE
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagVietnam.png|23px|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Miên Định
| [[Wikipedia:Bertold Paul Wiesner|Bertold Paul Wiesner]]
| 144
| 900+
| Sex
| 1942-1967
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Pavel Durov
| Simon Watson
| >100
| 800+
| Insemination
| 2016-2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| _row_count
| [[Image:WelshFlagUserBox.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Wales]]
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|23px|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| [[Wikipedia:Augustus John|Augustus John]]
| [[Wikipedia:Jonathan Jacob Meijer|Jonathan Jacob Meijer]]
| >100
| 500+
| Sex
| 2007-2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| Hugo Lopez
| Unknown
| 85+
| 150
| Masturbation
| ?-2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Valentina Vassilyeva
| [[Wikipedia:Pavel Durov|Pavel Durov]]
| 69
| 100+
| Sex
| 2010-2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Donald Cline|Donald Cline]]
| 98
| 1974-1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|23px|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| Jan Karbaat
| 82
| 1973-1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Billy Herrington|Billy Herrington]]
| Ben Seisler
| 29
| 74
| Sex
| 2012-2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|23px|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| "Louis"
| 70
| 1982-2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHungary.png|23px|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Anette Dawn|Anette Dawn]]
| [[Wikipedia:Gennadij Raivich|Gennadij Raivich]]
| 17
| 58
| Sex
| ?-2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Doomentio|Arturo Coronado]]{{jew}}
| Peter Ellenstein
| 10+
| 37+
| Masturbation
| ?
|}}}
|}}}
</center>
</center>
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| 560+
| 560+
| 2016-2024
| 2016-2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Matthew Hardy (stalker)|Matthew Hardy]]
| 63+
| 2009-2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Alex Belfield|Alex Belfield]]
| 12
| 2012-2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|23px|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bart De Pauw|Bart De Pauw]]
| 6
| 2017-2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| _row_count
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| 1
| 1
| 1996
| 1996
|}}}
</center>
== Pride of Nations ==
Lulzy empires had the lulziest colonies in the shittest places.
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! COUNTRY
! COLONIES
! LIFESPAN
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:British Empire|British Empire]]
| 120
| 1497-1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:French colonial empire|French Colonial Empire]]
| 80
| 1534-1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|23px|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| [[Wikipedia:Portuguese Empire|Portuguese Empire]]
| 50
| 1415-1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Roman Empire]]
| [[Roman Empire]]
| 41
| 27-395
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Spanish Empire|Spanish Empire]]
| 35
| 1492-1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|23px|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Ottoman Empire]]
| 25
| 1299-1922
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Russian Empire|Russian Empire]]
| 17
| 1721-1917
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Soviet Union]]
| 15
| 1922-1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMongolia.png|23px|link{{=}}Mongolia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mongol Empire|Mongol Empire]]
| 13
| 1206-1368
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:German colonial empire|German Colonial Empire]]
| 12
| 1884-1920
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHolyRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Holy Roman Empire]]
| [[Wikipedia:HRE|Holy Roman Empire]]
| 10
| 800-1806
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYugoslavia.png|23px|link{{=}}Yugoslavia]]
| [[Yugoslavia]]
| 6
| 1946-1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|23px|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| [[Wikipedia:Belgian colonial empire|Belgian Colonial Empire]]
| 4
| 1908-1960
|}}}
</center>
== Watch Dogs ==
These computer nerds have set their sights in hacking the most amount of people.
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! VIRUS
! HAXXED
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]<br>
[[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|23px|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Stuxnet]]
| 200,000
|}}}
|}}}
</center>
</center>
[[Stolen|Inspired]] by [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]]'s [[User:Eldiperro/Sandbox#High_Score/Action!|Action!]].
[[Stolen|Inspired]] by [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]]'s [[User:Eldiperro/Sandbox#High_Score/Action!|Action!]].
== NIGGERS AAAAAAAAA ARHHH UF! ==
I will use this section to "archive" high score categories that were removed.
=== RIOT: Civil Unrest ===
For those who go beyond simple protesting and escalate into full-on chimpouts.
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! RIOT
! KILLS
! YEARS ACTIVE
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|23px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Partition of India|Partition of India]]
| 1,000,000
| 1947
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[French Revolution]]
| 870,000
| 1789 - 1799
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Syria-Flag-icon.png|23px|link{{=}}Syria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Syrian revolution|Syrian revolution]]
| 219,223–306,887
| 2011 - 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|23px|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| [[Wikipedia:La Violencia|La Violencia]]
| 200,000
| 1948 - 1960
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Iq.gif|23px|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| [[Wikipedia:1983-1986 Kurdish rebellions in Iraq|Kurdish Rebellions]]
| 110,000
| 1983 - 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:TibetFlag.png|23px|link{{=}}Tibet]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tibetan Uprising|Tibetan Uprising]]
| 86,000
| 1959
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:AL_miniflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Middle East]]
| [[Arab Spring]]
| 61,000
| 2011 - 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|23px|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Jeju Uprising|Jeju Uprising]]
| 60,000
| 1948 - 1949
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAlgeria.png|23px|link{{=}}Algeria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Algerian Civil War|Algerian Civil War]]
| 60,000-150,000
| 1991 - 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|23px|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Wikipedia:Nika riots|Nika riots]]
| 30,000
| 532
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagElSalvador.png|23px|link{{=}}El Salvador]]
| [[Wikipedia:El Salvadoran Peasant Uprising|El Salvadoran  Peasant Uprising]]
| 30,000
| 1932
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTaiwan.png|23px|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| [[Wikipedia:228 Massacre|228 Massacre]]
| 28,000
| 1947
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:SAFlag1928.gif|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| [[Apartheid]]
| 21,000
| 1948 - 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHolyRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Holy Roman Empire]]
| [[Wikipedia:Rintfleisch massacres|Rintfleisch massacres]]
| 20,000-30,000
| 1298
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Semaine Sanglante|Semaine Sanglante]]
| 20,000
| 1871
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|23px|link{{=}}Romania]]
| [[Wikipedia:Romanian Peasants' Revolt|Romanian Peasants' Revolt]]
| 11,000
| 1907
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|23px|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:March 1st Movement|March 1st Movement]]
| 7,500
| 1919
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| [[Wikipedia:Black July|Black July]]
| 5,638
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:1066 Granada Massacre|Granada Massacre]]
| 4,000+
| 1066
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|23px|link{{=}}Romania]]
| [[Wikipedia:Revolt of Horea, Cloșca, and Crișan|Revolt of Horea, Cloșca, and Crișan]]
| 4,000
| 1784
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHungary.png|23px|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| [[Wikipedia:Hungarian Revolution of 1956|Hungarian Revolution of 1956]]
| 3,000
| 1956
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMyanmar.png|23px|link{{=}}Myanmar]]
| [[Wikipedia:888 Uprising|888 Uprising]]
| 3,000
| 1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| [[Wikipedia:Santa María School massacre|Santa María School]]
| 2,000–3,500
| 1907
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:1989 Tiananmen Square protests and massacre|Tiananmen Square]]
| 2,700-3,400
| 1989
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|23px|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[Wikipedia:Iranian Revolution|Iranian Revolution]]
| 2,000-3,000
| 1978 - 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|23px|link{{=}}Venezuela]]
| [[Wikipedia:Caracazo|Caracazo]]
| 2,000-5,000
| 1989
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|23px|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:First Intifada|First Intifada]]
| 1,962
| 1987 - 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|23px|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| [[Wikipedia:Lisbon massacre|Lisbon massacre]]
| 1,900+
| 1506
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|23px|link{{=}}Kyrgyzstan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Batken Conflict|Batken Conflict]]
| 1,183
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|23px|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| [[Wikipedia:Burundian unrest (2015-2018)|Burundian unrest]]
| 1,700
| 2015 - 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:NKorea_Flag.jpg|23px|link{{=}}North Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Onsong Concentration Camp|Onsong Concentration Camp]]
| 1,[[Satan|666]]
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Patagonia Rebelde|Patagonia Rebelde]]
| 1,500
| 1920 - 1922
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSTAP.png|23px|link{{=}}São Tomé and Príncipe]]
| [[Wikipedia:Batepá massacre|Batepá massacre]]
| 1,000+
| 1952
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:Norilsk uprising|Norilsk uprising]]
| 1,000+
| 1953
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|23px|link{{=}}Kyrgyzstan]]
| Kyrgyz prostests
| 893-2,000
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|23px|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Axum massacre|Church of Our Lady Mary of Zion]]
| 800+
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKazakhstan.png|23px|link{{=}}Kazakhstan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2020 Kazakh unrest|Kazakh unrest]]
| 238
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}Guinea]]
| [[Wikipedia:2009 Guinean protests|Guinean protests]]
| 157
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tragic Week (Spain)|Tragic Week]]
| 104-150
| 1909
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurkina_Faso.png|23px|link{{=}}Burkina Faso]]
| [[Wikipedia:Solhan and Tadaryat massacres|Solhan & Tadaryat]]
| 174
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:December 2001 riots in Argentina|Buenos Aires]]
| 36
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|23px|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| [[Wikipedia:2021-2023 Eswatini protests|Eswatini protests]]
| 27-50+
| 2021-2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPuertoRico.png|23px|link{{=}}Puerto Rico]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ponce massacre|Ponce massacre]]
| 17
| 1937
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGambia.png|23px|link{{=}}Gambia]]
| [[Wikipedia:April 2000 Gambian student massacre|Banjul]]
| 15
| 2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|23px|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chinese Middle School Student riots|Chinese Middle School]]
| 13
| 1956
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|23px|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zimbabwe fuel protests|Zimbabwe fuel protests]]
| 12
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Wamena riot|Wamena]]
| 7-9
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMauritius.png|23px|link{{=}}Mauritius]]
| [[Wikipedia:1999 L'Amicale riots|L'Amicale riots]]
| 7
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBolivia.png|23px|link{{=}}Bolivia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Public University of El Alto#Railing accident of 2021|Universidad Pública de El Alto]]
| 7
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTonga.png|23px|link{{=}}Tonga]]
| [[Wikipedia:2006 Nukuʻalofa riots|Nukuʻalofa riots]]
| 6
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:January 6 United States Capitol attack|U.S Capitol]]
| 5
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|23px|link{{=}}Kyrgyzstan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2020 Kyrgyz Revolution|Kyrgyz Revolution]]
| 1
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Bashkortostan protests|Bashkortostan protests]]
| 1
| 2024
|}}}
</center>
=== Diner Dash ===
These products and dishes are so tasty that even [[Gordon Ramsay]] couldn't match them. Buy them and we will give you a 99% discount coupon.
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! COMPANY
! KILLS
! YEARS ACTIVE
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:1971 Iraq poison grill disaster|Cargill]]
| 650
| 1865 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Toxic oil syndrome|Unknown]]
| 600
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| [[Wikipedia:2017–2018 South African listeriosis outbreak|Tiger Brands]]
| 216
| 1921 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:1900 beer poisoning|Bostock & Co]]
| 70
| 1888 - 1900
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:2011 Germany E. coli O104:H4 outbreak|Disputed]]
| 53
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2011 United States listeriosis outbreak|Jensen Farms]]
| 33
| 2011 - 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|23px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:2016 Punjab sweet poisoning|Khalid Mahmood]]
| 33
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Nietos de Gonzalo Torraga
| 29
| 1992 - 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Peanut Corporation of America|PCA]]
| 9
| 1977 - 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sanlu Group|Sanlu Group]]
| 6
| 1956 - 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Blue Bell Creameries|Blue Bell Creameries]]
| 3
| 2007 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Similac|Similac]]
| 1
| 1929 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:7UP|Pepsi]]
| 1
| 1929 -
|}}}
</center>
=== [[RapeLay]] ===
These people have shown that a man's [[Cock|rod of delight]] is also a weapon. All [[Asking for it|victims]] (whether animal or human) are counted.
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! RAPES
! KINK
! YEARS ACTIVE
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Robert Anderson (sex offender)|Robert Anderson]]
| 1050-2110
| [[Yaoi]]
| 1966-2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#33ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagAngola.png|link{{=}}Angola]]
| [[Wikipedia:Carl Panzram|Carl Panzram]]
| 1000+
| [[Yaoi]]
| 1907-1928
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mustapha Tabet|Mohamed Mustapha Tabet]]
| 518
| [[Straight]]
| 1986-1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Larry Nassar|Larry Nassar]]
| 500+
| [[Lolicon]]
| 1994-2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Johnny Kitagawa|Johnny Kitagawa]]
| 478
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1988-2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag of Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|link{{=}}Venezuela]]
| [[Wikipedia:Juan Carlos Sánchez (rapist)|Juan Carlos Sánchez Latorre]]
| 276
| [[Shotacon]]
| 2008-2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Jimmy Savile]]
| 217+
| [[Lolicon]] and [[Shotacon]]
| 1955-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ohio State University abuse scandal|Richard Strauss]]
| 177+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1978-1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Keith Raniere|Keith Raniere]]
| 156
| [[Straight]]
| 1998-2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Joji Obara|Joji Obara]]
| 150-400
| [[Straight]]
| 1992-2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Fanwell Khumalo
| 103
| [[Lolicon]] and [[BDSM]]
| 1999-2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Marcelo Sajen|Marcelo Sajen]]
| 93-200+
| [[16-year-old girl|Schoolgirls]]
| 1991-2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]<br>[[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Johann Eichhorn (serial killer)|Johann Eichhorn]]
| 90
| [[Straight]]
| 1928-1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagNicaragua.png|link{{=}}Nicaragua]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:William Vahey|William Vahey]]
| 90+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1963-2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jon Simonis
| 80+
| [[Straight]]
| 1979-1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBolivia.png|link{{=}}Bolivia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Richard Choque|Richard Choque]]
| 77+
| [[Straight]]
| 2013-2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]<br>[[Image:Cb.gif|link{{=}}Cambodia]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]<br>[[Image:MiniLaosflag.png|link{{=}}Laos]]
| [[Wikipedia:Richard Huckle|Richard Huckle]]
| 71
| [[Lolicon]] and [[Shotacon]]
| 2006-2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Malka Leifer
| 70
| [[Shotacon]]
| 2003-2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagBahamas.png|link{{=}}Bahamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Peter Nygård|Peter Nygård]]
| 67+
| [[Straight]]
| 1968-2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Wikipedia:Erik Andersen (child molester)|Erik Andersen]]
| 66-160+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1976-2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ralph Rowe (priest)|Ralph Rowe]]
| 60-500
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1970-1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sunil Rastogi|Sunil Rastogi]]
| 60
| [[Lolicon]]
| 2004-2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Bill Cosby]]
| 58+
| [[Aqua Dots|Date rape]]
| 1984-2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Atheer as-Suhairy
| 58
| [[Lolicon]]
| 1999-2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Wang Wanming|Wang Wanming]]
| 54
| [[Straight]]
| 1981-1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jerry Sandusky]]
| 52
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1994-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Roger Abdelmassih|Roger Abdelmassih]]
| 52
| [[Sleep|Somnophilia]]
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Joseph James DeAngelo|Joseph James DeAngelo]]
| 51
| [[Straight]]
| 1974-1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Karl Vignir Þorsteinsson
| 50+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1988-2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bobby Joe Long|Bobby Joe Long]]
| 50
| [[Straight]]
| 1980-1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Gemma Watts
| 50
| [[Yuri]]
| 2016-2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Reynhard Sinaga|Reynhard Sinaga]]
| 48
| [[Yaoi]]
| 2015-2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Martin Ney|Martin Ney]]
| 45+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1992-2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Wikipedia:Yap Weng Wah|Yap Weng Wah]]
| 45
| [[Shotacon]]
| 2009-2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:Anatoly Slivko|Anatoly Slivko]]
| 43
| [[Shotacon]] and [[Snuff]]
| 1964-1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Adam Britton]]
| 42
| [[Furry]]
| 2014-2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHonduras.png|link{{=}}Honduras]]
| Hugo Edgardo Sierra Benavides
| 41
| [[Straight]]
| 2010-2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Oleg Kosarev|Oleg Kosarev]]
| 40
| [[Lolicon]]
| 1984-2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| [[Wikipedia:Henrique Sotero|Henrique Sotero]]
| 40
| [[Lolicon]]
| 2008-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:WelshFlagUserBox.jpg|link{{=}}Wales]]
| [[Wikipedia:Peter Moore (serial killer)|Peter Moore]]
| 39
| [[Yaoi]]
| 1975-1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jeffrey Epstein]]
| 36
| [[Lolicon]] and [[Shotacon]]
| 1996-2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Roland Cazaux|Roland Cazaux]]
| 36
| [[Straight]]
| 1987-2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Miguel Ángel Parada
| 36
| [[Straight]]
| 2012-2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Paul Ogorzow|Paul Ogorzow]]
| 31
| [[Straight]]
| 1939-1941
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Keith Simms|Keith Simms]]
| 31
| [[Straight]]
| 1985-2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]]
| [[Wikipedia:Paul Schäfer|Paul Schäfer]]
| 28
| [[Lolicon]] and [[Shotacon]]
| 1958-2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Andrzej Kunowski|Andrzej Kunowski]]
| 27
| [[Straight]]
| 1972-2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[The Donald|Donald Trump]]
| 26
| [[Pussy]] grabbing
| 1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:Benny Sela|Benny Sela]]
| 24
| [[Batshit insane|Hyperphilic]]
| 1985-1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBolivia.png|link{{=}}Bolivia]]
| Gonzalo Rivadeneira
| 24
| [[Lolicon]] and [[Shotacon]]
| 1993-2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Andreas Holm
| 24
| [[Sleep|Somnophilia]]
| 2019-2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Wikipedia:John Svahlstedt|John Svahlstedt]]
| 22
| [[Straight]]
| 1971-2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:John Cannan#House for Sale Rapist|House for Sale Rapist]]
| 20
| [[Straight]]
| 1979-1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Wikipedia:Julio Kopseng|Julio Gonzales]]
| 19
| [[Straight]]
| 2001-2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]<br>[[Image:Cb.gif|link{{=}}Cambodia]]<br>[[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| [[Gary Glitter|Paul Francis Gadd]]
| 18+
| [[Lolicon]]
| 1970-2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Jordanis Kouroutsidis
| 18+
| [[Straight]]
| 1987-2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Batman Rapist]]
| 17
| [[Straight]]
| 1991-2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Steingrímur Njálsson
| 16+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1961-1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Johan Martin Vie
| 16+
| [[Shotacon]]
| ?-2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Francisco Antonio Laureana|Francisco Antonio Laureana]]
| 15+
| [[Straight]]
| 1974-1975
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| [[Wikipedia:Cedric Maake|Cedric Maake]]
| 14
| [[Straight]]
| 1996-1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Wikipedia:Niklas Erik Axel Eliasson|Niklas Eliasson]]
| 14
| [[Straight]]
| 2005-2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]<br>[[Image:Cb.gif|link{{=}}Cambodia]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| [[Swirl Face|Christopher Paul Neil]]
| 12
| [[Shotacon]]
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sigurdur Thordarson|Sigurður Ingi Þórðarson]]
| 9-70+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 2010-2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe400"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Francis Evrard|Francis Evrard]]
| 9
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1962-2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd900"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Wikipedia:Niklas Lindgren|Kurt Niklas Lindgren]]
| 9
| [[Straight]]
| 1998-2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| [[Wikipedia:Marcel Hansen (criminal)|Marcel Lychau Hansen]]
| 8
| [[Straight]]
| 1987-2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Larry Murphy (criminal)|Larry Murphy]]
| 8
| [[Straight]]
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Christopher Wilder|Christopher Wilder]]
| 7+
| [[Straight]]
| 1963-1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Roy Svanur Shannon
| 6-9+
| [[Lolicon]]
| 1997-2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|link{{=}}Bulgaria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Joro the Paver|Joro the Paver]]
| 6-7
| [[Straight]]
| 1968
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]]
| [[Wikipedia:Roberto Martínez Vásquez|Roberto Martínez Vásquez]]
| 6
| [[Straight]]
| 2001-2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd400"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Ágúst Magnússon
| 6
| [[Shotacon]]
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc900"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| [[Wikipedia:Graham Capill|Graham Capill]]
| 6+
| [[Lolicon]]
| 2001-2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| [[Wikipedia:Peter Scully|Peter Scully]]
| 5-75+
| [[Lolicon]] and [[Snuff]]
| 2011-2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniLaosflag.png|link{{=}}Laos]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| [[Wikipedia:Somsak Ponnarai|Somsak Ponnarai]]
| 4+
| [[Straight]]
| 1980-1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]<br>[[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mark Dixie|Mark Dixie]]
| 4-6
| [[Straight]]
| 1980-2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Róbert Árni Hreiðarsson
| 4-335
| [[Lolicon]]
| 2005-2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Paul Hickson|Paul Hickson]]
| 3+
| [[Lolicon]]
| 1976-1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:José Antonio Rodríguez Vega|José Antonio Rodríguez Vega]]
| 3+
| [[Straight]]
| 1978-1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mr Cruel|Mr. Cruel]]
| 3
| [[Lolicon]]
| 1987-1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]<br>[[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Wikipedia:Jon Schillaci|Jon Schillaci]]
| 3+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1989-2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Trial of Claudine de Culam|Claudine de Culam]]
| 1
| [[Furry]]
| [[Oldfag|1601]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.png|link{{=}}Austria]]
| [[Josef Fritzl]]
| 1
| [[Incest]]
| 1977-2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Hjalti Sigurjón Hauksson
| 1
| [[Incest]]
| 1992-2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| James Bear
| 1
| [[Incest]]
| 2013-2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Steven van de Velde|Steven van de Velde]]
| 1
| [[Lolicon]]
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Kero The Wolf|Joshua Hoffman]]
| 1
| [[Furry]]
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| 1
| [[Incest]]
| 2021
|}}}
</center>
== My soon to be released trash ==
{{stub}}
{{Failsathero}}
{{Ib|[[File:Abdul_Waheed.jpg|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Abdul Waheed'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Pakistan|Indian 2.0]]&nbsp;[[File:Pk.gif]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1967 ( aged {{age|1967|12|12}} / {{age|1967|1|1}})}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Shrine custodian}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 20, Injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}} (Paxstan: 1st!!!11!!11)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Nope}}
{{Ibend}}
When the entire world thought the [[Reina nightclub Massacre|Reina nightclub shooting]]{{muslim}} and [[Stephen Paddock|Las Vegas shooting]]{{jew}} were lulzy enough to both start and end the year, <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!</span>
=== Attack ===
This hardcore melee-only match was played on [[April Fools|April 1]], [[2017]], in the pir_muhammad_ali_gujjar_shrine map, our main player, '''Abdul Weheed''' (البطل الوطني), was also the custodian who played this match, he had a history of [[BDSM|beating and torturing]] the devotees to "cleanse them".
He first asked the worshippers to enter the shrine, before drugging them with some poisoned food, and then Abdul and his companions started beating and stabbing the living shit out of the worshippers.
In the end of the match, the results were in, '''20 people''' were sent back to the lobby, causing them to scream at their monitors, and only '''3 were injured''' that weren't properly doble tapped.
=== Loadout ===
<div align="center">
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA -->
!Item
!Description
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Club
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsBaseBallBat.png|100px]]</center>
|
*Good weapon for a melee-only match (''''10~17 Damage''').
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Machete
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsKnife.png|100px]]</center>
|
*Used by [[El blog del narco|spic cartels in their execution videos]], can deal a lot of damage if you target the most [[Head|sensible]] [[Throat|parts]] ('''5~12 Damage''').
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Baton
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsBaseBallBat.png|100px]]</center>
|
*Like the previcious weapons in his arsenal, it can be good if you aim at the head and manage to crack the skull ('''7~10 Damage''').
|-
|
*'''Perk 1''': Mental Illness
<center>[[File:Ted_Bundy.jpg|70px]]</center>
|
*Extra damage + makes it easier for the player to NOT feel remorse.
|-
|
*'''Perk 2''': Islam
<center>[[File:Allahu_Akbar_Explosion.png|100px]]</center>
|
*Lowers the IQ to 80%.
|-
|}
</div>
=== Aftermath ===
Sadly, despite having a medium kill count and a [[Micro|really, really, REALLY]] small injury, this event was quickly forgotten by both the Western and Eastern media, because this shit happens all the time.
=== Graded Score ===
{{GradedScore|20|Bye Bye|17|Three faggots survived|10|Shrine attack in Pakistan, nothing new|1|Memory holed faster than any other [[High score]] that didn't happened in the West|20|Deadliest mooselamp mass stabber|68|D|Thanks for the service, Mr. Waheed}}
{{Wanted|3}}
=== See Also ===
*
*
*
=== External Links ===
* {{wikilink|2017_Sargodha_shrine_massacre|TOW Coverage}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Islam}}

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Erotic

Leisure Suit Larry

The Top of the Top of Sex appeal (sometimes), from chronical addicted gooners to professional fuckers, quite literally.

RANK NAME PENETRATIONS/FAPS ACTIVE STATUS METHOD
1 Fidel Castro 35,000 1948 - 2016 Dead Sex
2 Gwyneth Montenegro 10,000 2005 - 2017 Alive Sex
3 Amara Maple 5,326 2016 - Alive Sex
4 Mia Khalifa 3,800 2014 - Alive Sex / Masturbation
5 Ron Jeremy 2,000+ 1979 - 2018 Alive Sex
6 Marc Goldberg✡ 1,700 1982 - 1998 Alive Sex
7 Rocco Tano 1,300 1986 - 2022 Alive Sex
8 Steven Wolfe 1,000 2017 - Alive Sex
9 Grace Quek 600+ 1994 - 2003 Alive Sex
10 An Nanba 250+ 2005 - 2008 Alive Sex
11 Hugo Lopez 83+ 2013 - Alive? Masturbation
12 Billy Herrington 29 1998 - 2018 Dead Sex
13 Erika Rauch 20+ 1987 - Alive Sex
14 Anette Dawn 17 2002 - 2010 Alive Sex
15 Arturo Coronado✡ 10+ 2014 - Alive Masturbation
16 Muhammad (ﷺ) 7 598 - 632 Dead Sex
17 You 0 ? - Alive, sadly Sex

Spermination

These guise managed to lack up a large amount of offsprings through sperm donation.

RANK NAME DONATIONS ACTIVE
1 Bertold Paul Wiesner 900+ 1942-1967
2 Simon Watson 800+ 2016-2019
3 Jonathan Jacob Meijer 500+ 2007-2017
4 Unknown 150 ?-2011
5 Pavel Durov 100+ 2010-2024
6 Donald Cline 98 1974-1987
7 Jan Karbaat 82 1973-1998
8 Ben Seisler 74 2012-2015
9 "Louis" 70 1982-2002
10 Gennadij Raivich 58 ?-2013
11 Peter Ellenstein 37+ ?

Splinter Cell

Having an obsession on one person is not enough for these people.

RANK NAME HARRASED ACTIVE
1 Rebeca Garcia 560+ 2016-2024
2 Matthew Hardy 63+ 2009-2020
3 Alex Belfield 12 2012-2021
4 Bart De Pauw 6 2017-2021
5 Ricardo Lopez 1 1996

Pride of Nations

Lulzy empires had the lulziest colonies in the shittest places.

RANK COUNTRY COLONIES LIFESPAN
1 British Empire 120 1497-1997
2 French Colonial Empire 80 1534-1980
3 Portuguese Empire 50 1415-1999
4 Roman Empire 41 27-395
5 Spanish Empire 35 1492-1976
6 Ottoman Empire 25 1299-1922
7 Russian Empire 17 1721-1917
8 Soviet Union 15 1922-1991
9 Mongol Empire 13 1206-1368
10 German Colonial Empire 12 1884-1920
11 Holy Roman Empire 10 800-1806
12 Yugoslavia 6 1946-1991
13 Belgian Colonial Empire 4 1908-1960

Watch Dogs

These computer nerds have set their sights in hacking the most amount of people.

RANK VIRUS HAXXED
1

Stuxnet 200,000

Inspired by Eldiperro's Action!.

NIGGERS AAAAAAAAA ARHHH UF!

I will use this section to "archive" high score categories that were removed.

RIOT: Civil Unrest

For those who go beyond simple protesting and escalate into full-on chimpouts.

RANK RIOT KILLS YEARS ACTIVE
1 Partition of India 1,000,000 1947
2 French Revolution 870,000 1789 - 1799
3 Syrian revolution 219,223–306,887 2011 - 2024
4 La Violencia 200,000 1948 - 1960
5 Kurdish Rebellions 110,000 1983 - 1986
6 Tibetan Uprising 86,000 1959
7 Arab Spring 61,000 2011 - 2012
8 Jeju Uprising 60,000 1948 - 1949
9 Algerian Civil War 60,000-150,000 1991 - 2002
10 Nika riots 30,000 532
11 El Salvadoran Peasant Uprising 30,000 1932
12 228 Massacre 28,000 1947
13 Apartheid 21,000 1948 - 1994
14 Rintfleisch massacres 20,000-30,000 1298
15 Semaine Sanglante 20,000 1871
16 Romanian Peasants' Revolt 11,000 1907
17 March 1st Movement 7,500 1919
18 Black July 5,638 1983
19 Granada Massacre 4,000+ 1066
20 Revolt of Horea, Cloșca, and Crișan 4,000 1784
21 Hungarian Revolution of 1956 3,000 1956
22 888 Uprising 3,000 1988
23 Santa María School 2,000–3,500 1907
24 Tiananmen Square 2,700-3,400 1989
25 Iranian Revolution 2,000-3,000 1978 - 1979
26 Caracazo 2,000-5,000 1989
27 First Intifada 1,962 1987 - 1993
28 Lisbon massacre 1,900+ 1506
29 Batken Conflict 1,183 1999
30 Burundian unrest 1,700 2015 - 2020
31 Onsong Concentration Camp 1,666 1987
32 Patagonia Rebelde 1,500 1920 - 1922
33 Batepá massacre 1,000+ 1952
34 Norilsk uprising 1,000+ 1953
35 Kyrgyz prostests 893-2,000 2010
36 Church of Our Lady Mary of Zion 800+ 2020
37 Kazakh unrest 238 2022
38 Guinean protests 157 2009
39 Tragic Week 104-150 1909
40 Solhan & Tadaryat 174 2021
41 Buenos Aires 36 2001
42 Eswatini protests 27-50+ 2021-2023
43 Ponce massacre 17 1937
44 Banjul 15 2000
45 Chinese Middle School 13 1956
46 Zimbabwe fuel protests 12 2019
47 Wamena 7-9 2023
48 L'Amicale riots 7 1999
49 Universidad Pública de El Alto 7 2021
50 Nukuʻalofa riots 6 2006
51 U.S Capitol 5 2021
52 Kyrgyz Revolution 1 2020
53 Bashkortostan protests 1 2024

Diner Dash

These products and dishes are so tasty that even Gordon Ramsay couldn't match them. Buy them and we will give you a 99% discount coupon.

RANK COMPANY KILLS YEARS ACTIVE
1 Cargill 650 1865 -
2 Unknown 600 1981
3 Tiger Brands 216 1921 -
4 Bostock & Co 70 1888 - 1900
5 Disputed 53 2011
6 Jensen Farms 33 2011 - 2012
7 Khalid Mahmood 33 2016
8 Nietos de Gonzalo Torraga 29 1992 - 1993
9 PCA 9 1977 - 2009
10 Sanlu Group 6 1956 - 2008
11 Blue Bell Creameries 3 2007 -
12 Similac 1 1929 -
13 Pepsi 1 1929 -

RapeLay

These people have shown that a man's rod of delight is also a weapon. All victims (whether animal or human) are counted.

RANK PLAYER RAPES KINK YEARS ACTIVE
1 Robert Anderson 1050-2110 Yaoi 1966-2003
2

Carl Panzram 1000+ Yaoi 1907-1928
3 Mohamed Mustapha Tabet 518 Straight 1986-1992
4 Larry Nassar 500+ Lolicon 1994-2015
5 Johnny Kitagawa 478 Shotacon 1988-2000
6
Juan Carlos Sánchez Latorre 276 Shotacon 2008-2011
7 Jimmy Savile 217+ Lolicon and Shotacon 1955-2009
8 Richard Strauss 177+ Shotacon 1978-1998
9 Keith Raniere 156 Straight 1998-2018
10
Joji Obara 150-400 Straight 1992-2000
11 Fanwell Khumalo 103 Lolicon and BDSM 1999-2001
12 Marcelo Sajen 93-200+ Schoolgirls 1991-2004
13
Johann Eichhorn 90 Straight 1928-1939
14

William Vahey 90+ Shotacon 1963-2014
15 Jon Simonis 80+ Straight 1979-1981
16 Richard Choque 77+ Straight 2013-2021
17


Richard Huckle 71 Lolicon and Shotacon 2006-2014
18 Malka Leifer 70 Shotacon 2003-2007
19

Peter Nygård 67+ Straight 1968-2020
20 Erik Andersen 66-160+ Shotacon 1976-2010
21 Ralph Rowe 60-500 Shotacon 1970-1980
22 Sunil Rastogi 60 Lolicon 2004-2017
23 Bill Cosby 58+ Date rape 1984-2014
24 Atheer as-Suhairy 58 Lolicon 1999-2006
25 Wang Wanming 54 Straight 1981-1998
26 Jerry Sandusky 52 Shotacon 1994-2009
27 Roger Abdelmassih 52 Somnophilia 2009
28 Joseph James DeAngelo 51 Straight 1974-1986
29 Karl Vignir Þorsteinsson 50+ Shotacon 1988-2012
30 Bobby Joe Long 50 Straight 1980-1984
31 Gemma Watts 50 Yuri 2016-2018
32 Reynhard Sinaga 48 Yaoi 2015-2017
33
Martin Ney 45+ Shotacon 1992-2004
34 Yap Weng Wah 45 Shotacon 2009-2012
35 Anatoly Slivko 43 Shotacon and Snuff 1964-1985
36 Adam Britton 42 Furry 2014-2022
37 Hugo Edgardo Sierra Benavides 41 Straight 2010-2012
38
Oleg Kosarev 40 Lolicon 1984-2011
39 Henrique Sotero 40 Lolicon 2008-2009
40 Peter Moore 39 Yaoi 1975-1995
41 Jeffrey Epstein 36 Lolicon and Shotacon 1996-2019
42 Roland Cazaux 36 Straight 1987-2002
43 Miguel Ángel Parada 36 Straight 2012-2020
44 Paul Ogorzow 31 Straight 1939-1941
45 Keith Simms 31 Straight 1985-2001
46
Paul Schäfer 28 Lolicon and Shotacon 1958-2005
47 Andrzej Kunowski 27 Straight 1972-2001
48 Donald Trump 26 Pussy grabbing 1970
49 Benny Sela 24 Hyperphilic 1985-1999
50 Gonzalo Rivadeneira 24 Lolicon and Shotacon 1993-2019
51 Andreas Holm 24 Somnophilia 2019-2020
52 John Svahlstedt 22 Straight 1971-2013
53 House for Sale Rapist 20 Straight 1979-1980
54 Julio Gonzales 19 Straight 2001-2013
55

Paul Francis Gadd 18+ Lolicon 1970-2000
56 Jordanis Kouroutsidis 18+ Straight 1987-2020
57 Batman Rapist 17 Straight 1991-2000
58 Steingrímur Njálsson 16+ Shotacon 1961-1988
59 Johan Martin Vie 16+ Shotacon ?-2006
60 Francisco Antonio Laureana 15+ Straight 1974-1975
61 Cedric Maake 14 Straight 1996-1997
62 Niklas Eliasson 14 Straight 2005-2010
63

Christopher Paul Neil 12 Shotacon 2007
64 Sigurður Ingi Þórðarson 9-70+ Shotacon 2010-2014
65 Francis Evrard 9 Shotacon 1962-2007
66 Kurt Niklas Lindgren 9 Straight 1998-2005
67 Marcel Lychau Hansen 8 Straight 1987-2010
68 Larry Murphy 8 Straight 2001
69
Christopher Wilder 7+ Straight 1963-1984
70 Roy Svanur Shannon 6-9+ Lolicon 1997-2012
71 Joro the Paver 6-7 Straight 1968
72 Roberto Martínez Vásquez 6 Straight 2001-2002
73 Ágúst Magnússon 6 Shotacon 2004
74 Graham Capill 6+ Lolicon 2001-2005
75 Peter Scully 5-75+ Lolicon and Snuff 2011-2015
76
Somsak Ponnarai 4+ Straight 1980-1995
77

Mark Dixie 4-6 Straight 1980-2005
78 Róbert Árni Hreiðarsson 4-335 Lolicon 2005-2006
79
Paul Hickson 3+ Lolicon 1976-1992
80 José Antonio Rodríguez Vega 3+ Straight 1978-1988
81 Mr. Cruel 3 Lolicon 1987-1990
82
Jon Schillaci 3+ Shotacon 1989-2007
83 Claudine de Culam 1 Furry 1601
84 Josef Fritzl 1 Incest 1977-2008
85 Hjalti Sigurjón Hauksson 1 Incest 1992-2004
86 James Bear 1 Incest 2013-2018
87 Steven van de Velde 1 Lolicon 2014
88 Joshua Hoffman 1 Furry 2018
89 Christian Weston Chandler 1 Incest 2021

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This page is about an attempted an hero.
File:Abdul Waheed.jpg
Abdul Waheed
Nationality: Indian 2.0 
Born c. 1967 ( aged 57 / 58)
Occupation Shrine custodian
Highscore Killed 20, Injured 3
Top 50? (Paxstan: 1st!!!11!!11)
Style Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An hero? Nope


When the entire world thought the Reina nightclub shooting☪ and Las Vegas shooting✡ were lulzy enough to both start and end the year, A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!

Attack

This hardcore melee-only match was played on April 1, 2017, in the pir_muhammad_ali_gujjar_shrine map, our main player, Abdul Weheed (البطل الوطني), was also the custodian who played this match, he had a history of beating and torturing the devotees to "cleanse them".

He first asked the worshippers to enter the shrine, before drugging them with some poisoned food, and then Abdul and his companions started beating and stabbing the living shit out of the worshippers.

In the end of the match, the results were in, 20 people were sent back to the lobby, causing them to scream at their monitors, and only 3 were injured that weren't properly doble tapped.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Description
  • Primary: Club
  • Good weapon for a melee-only match ('10~17 Damage).
  • Secondary: Machete
  • Secondary: Baton
  • Like the previcious weapons in his arsenal, it can be good if you aim at the head and manage to crack the skull (7~10 Damage).
  • Perk 1: Mental Illness
  • Extra damage + makes it easier for the player to NOT feel remorse.
  • Perk 2: Islam
  • Lowers the IQ to 80%.

Aftermath

Sadly, despite having a medium kill count and a really, really, REALLY small injury, this event was quickly forgotten by both the Western and Eastern media, because this shit happens all the time.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 20/20 Bye Bye
Accuracy: 17/20 Three faggots survived
Style: 10/20 Shrine attack in Pakistan, nothing new
Butthurt: 1/20 Memory holed faster than any other High score that didn't happened in the West
Bonus: 20/20 Deadliest mooselamp mass stabber
Total Score: 68/100 (D)
Thanks for the service, Mr. Waheed
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