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{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Islamophobia|Counterterrorism]]}}
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It's [[2017]] in the [[United Kingdom]], not even half way through the year and the [[Muslims]] have already been [[crime|up to no good]] with already 3 [[Terrorism|terrorist attacks]] against the innocent [[Normal people|non-Muslim]] [[United Kingdom#People|tea chuggers]]. However, not all hope is lost, enter… The '''Ramadan Van Man''' ([[Powerword|Powerword:]] '''Darren Osborne'''), a [[Welsh|sheep-fucker]] who decided to save Britain and join in the festive frolics of the Muslims by livening up their dreary and boring annual ritual of Ramadan by showing them some real [[murder|revenge-motivated action]]. Since 2017's [[I'm so random|Ramadan fell in June]], the month in which the sun comes up at 4am and doesn't set till 10.30pm, during a summer in which London temperatures were higher than those in [[Florida]] - our light-hearted prankster figured that the Muslims of [[London]] could do with some comic relief. So he set off from [[Shithole|Cardiff]], Wales in a rental van and [[lulz|drove it into a crowd outside of a mosque]].
'''Ramadan Van Man''' ([[Powerword|Powerword:]] Darren Osborne) is a [[Welsh|sheep-fucker]] who decided to join in the festive frolics of teh Musselmenz by livening up their dreary annual ritual of not eating or drinking anything during daylight hours. Since 2017's [[I'm so random|Ramadan fell in June]] - the month in which the sun comes up at 4am and doesn't set till 10.30pm, during a summer in which London temperatures were higher than those in Florida (srsly) - light-hearted prankster Osborne figured that the Muslims of Britain's capital could do with some comic relief. So he set off from Wales in a rental van and drove it into a crowd outside a London mosque.
 
== Background ==
 
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The sleepy nation of the UK had seen alot of horrors into the year, 3 Islamic terrorist attacks and it wasn’t even May yet. These 3 attacks were the [[Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre|Westminster attack]], [[Salman Abedi|Manchester Arena bombing]] and the [[London Bridge Attack 2017|London Bridge attack]].


==Darren Osborne==
This is where the 47-year-old unemployable comes in, you see 2 out of 3 of the previous attacks were comitted by using vehicles, meaning Darren was made to feel inferior by the prowess and skill demonstrated by the number of motorised Muslims who had recently wowed crowds. [[Some argue|It is believed]] that some [[Child abuse|immigrant rape gangs]] and messages from [[English Defence League|Tommy Robinson]] riled up Darren, however the [[London Bridge Attack 2017|recent London Bridge spectacular]] really took the [[cake]] and had made Darren envious of the nationwide acclaim afforded to the stars of the show. He knew a [[white devil|pure white]] and [[European]] Brit could do anything a towelhead could do, and what's more, he could do it better. He'd show them! He girded his loins, gathered his pluck, and set out to show the world his spunk.


A 47-year-old unemployable, who lived in [[Shithole|Cardiff,]] Osborne was made to feel inferior by the prowess and skill demonstrated by a number of motorised Muslims who had recently wowed crowds. [[Some argue|It is believed]] that the [[London Bridge Attack 2017|recent London Bridge spectacular]] had made Mr Orborne envious of the nationwide acclaim afforded to the stars of the show. He knew a white Briton could do anything a towelhead could do, and what's more, he could do it better. He'd show them! He girded his loins, gathered his pluck, and set out to show the world his spunk.
== Preparing ==


==Preparation==
Since it would not be possible for anyone to tell if a location in Cardiff had been devastated by a terrorist attack, he felt like maybe he needed a more prominent performance space to exhibit his talents. He therefore wasted quite a bit of [[money]] on hiring a van, filling it with fuel, and driving all the way to London (a few hundred kilometers) in order to seek his fortune, in the time-honored style of a latter-day Dick Whittington, except with a [[knife|kitchen knife]] for company instead of a [[cat]].


Since it would not be possible for anyone to tell if a location in Cardiff had been devastated by a terrorist attack, Mr Osborne felt that he needed a more prominent performance space to exhibit his talents. He therefore wasted quite a bit of money on hiring a van, filling it with fuel, and driving all the way to London (a few hundred kilometers) in order to seek his fortune, in the time-honored style of a latter-day Dick Whittington, except with a kitchen knife for company instead of a cat.
Our boy originally intended to use his van to run over and assassinate [[Immigrant|Sadiq Khan]] and [[Jeremy Corbyn]], as in Darren's eyes they were the key people in the [[government]] who were allowing terrorists into the country on their [[immigration|rubber dingies]], meaning they were just as responsible for these attacks as the actual perpetrators. Darren expected that Sadiq and Jeremy were going to attend an [[Palestine|al-Quds day march]], meaning he could frag them, how ever they never showed up. Not willing to accept defeat, Darren chose to instead attack those who were genuinely responsible, the Muzzies themselves.


==Darren's Ramadan Ding-Dong==
=== Finsbury Park Mosque ===


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File:Ottoman empire great mosque.jpg|Finsbury Park Mosque
File:Ottoman empire great mosque.jpg|Finsbury Park Mosque
File:Abu-Hamza.jpg|Abu Hamza waves to fans
File:Abu-Hamza.jpg|Abu Hamza al-Masri waves to his [[terrorists|adoring fans]]
File:Zacarias Moussaoui.jpg|Another Finsbury graduate
File:Zacarias Moussaoui.jpg|A Finsbury Park graduate
File:Richard "shoebomber" reid.jpg|And another!
File:Richard "shoebomber" reid.jpg|and [[American Airlines Flight 63|another]]!
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Osborne arrived at Finsbury Park mosque, a towering monument to evil and violence that violates the sacred earth of London's east end. Once home to Cockneys, who were those Britons born within the sound of Bow Bells, the area is now home to [[Over 9000|fifty million]] [[Moonspeak|jabbering]] [[pakis]] who were born within the sound of clamorous wailing believed to be some kind of 'call to prayer', broadcast seventeen times a day via loudspeakers positioned atop the minarets of menace.
The mosque that Darren chose for his attack was none other than the Finsbury Park Mosque [[obvious|in Finsbury Park]], London. a towering monument to evil and violence that violates the sacred earth of London's east end. What once was a [[Christianity|church]], the building became home to [[Over 9000|ovar 9000]] [[Moonspeak|jabbering]] [[Pakis]] who were born within the sound of clamorous wailing believed to be some kind of 'call to prayer', broadcast seventeen times a day via loudspeakers positioned atop the minarets of menace.


Finsbury Park Mosque is renowned for the great diversity of theological and philosophical talent that it attracts. Big names have included the half-a-dozen young Q'ranic scholars who set out to test whether it was possible to reach paradise from the underworld in July 2005, and evil hook-handed cleric Abu Hamza, who was so clearly not a terrorist that his eye fell out and both his hands dropped off while he was feeding abandoned ducklings. (He was chucked in jail in the US a couple years ago, but his beaming visage is still a cause of fond reminiscence throughout the land, second only to [[Princess Diana|Our Queen of Hearts, whose name will never be forgotten]]).
Finsbury Park Mosque is renowned for the great diversity of theological and philosophical talent that it attracts. Big names have included the half-a-dozen young Qu'ranic scholars who set out to test whether it was possible to reach paradise from the underworld in July [[2005]], and evil hook-handed cleric [[Pirate|Abu Hamza al-Masri]], who was so clearly not a terrorist that his eye fell out and both his hands dropped off while he was feeding abandoned ducklings. (He was chucked in jail in the US a couple years ago, but his beaming visage is still a cause of fond reminiscence throughout the land, second only to [[Princess Diana|Our Queen of Hearts, whose name will never be forgotten]]).


Mr Osborne drove his vehicle of vengeance right into a crowd of smelly Mudslimes who were gangraping a 78-year-old white woman in the name of Allah, squishing one and damaging the suicide-belts of several others.
== Darren's Ramadan Ding-Dong ==


He has now been arrested by the thought-police, who disapprove of such harmless freedom of expression, and will be duly executed and then tried in a Sharia Court of Sharia Law.
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==Critical reception==
On July 19, 2017, Darren arrived at Finsbury Park Mosque and drove his vehicle of vengeance right into a crowd of smelly Mudslimes who were [[rape|gangraping]] a [[elderly|78-year-old]] white [[woman]] in the name of [[Allah]], squishing a Muslim to death and damaging the suicide-belts of 11 others.


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He was taken out of the van by the remaining terrorists and they starting [[BTFO|beating the shit out of him]] until the escaped Abu Hamza al-Masri in disguise advised them to stop, Darren was swiftly [[v&]].
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== Aftermath ==
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==Trial (January 2018)==
Darren was put on trial in the [[Islam|Sharia]] Court of Sharia Law and <s>was immediately executed for even daring to fight back against the terrorists</s> [[troll's remorse|plead guilty]] to 1 charge of [[murder]] and 11 charges of [[fail|attempted murder]]. He was sentenced to life imprisonment and was forgotten by the world after 2 seconds. But wait! Darren's efforts didn’t stop there, he beat the shit out of a Muslim [[pedophile]] whilst shouting "[[Swearing|Fucking]] [[Allah Akbar]]". The most recent news about Darren comes from [[2021]] after he was [https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-58530744 stabbed in the forehead by another inmate].


Turned out that Obso had flown into a rage after watching a [[BBC]] [[drama]] about Muslamic Rape Gangs and started googling shit about Islam, relying on [[Reliable sources|news outlets]] such as [[Infowars]] to tell him the truth about the Islamic Invasion. There was video footage of him hiring the van used in the attack, his signature on the rental documents, footage of him climbing out of the van after the attack, multiple witnesses to him climbing out of the van and boasting that he had committed the attack, police bodycam footage of him confessing to the attack, further footage of him in a police meatwagon talking about his plan of attack, and a note was found in the van's cabin (written in Osborne's handwriting) in which he confessed to planning and executing the whole thing.
Upon hearing of the news, the Islamist-controlled media of the UK jumped in delight upon hearing that the tables had turned and that a British person decided to kill some Muslims. The reason for their delight was that they could finally try and rise sympathy for Muslims and make white people look bad, thankfully, nothing happened since [[nobody cares|nobody really cared]] about the attack anyway.


Osborne's defense? He met a stranger in a pub, called Terry (or Dave, no surnames for either), although he couldn't remember what they looked like, and they had semi-magical powers of "disappearing like Dynamo the magician." They did it, and Osborne himself was completely taken by surprise at the attack, because he was occupied with changing his trousers in the passenger seat as his elusive companion drove the van into the crowd then slipped away unnoticed.
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The Jury's response?
== Graded Score ==
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Guilty of [https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/feb/01/finsbury-park-van-attacker-darren-osborne-found-guilty-murder-makram-ali murder and attempted murder,] sentencing to follow. (Archived: {{archive|Ci421|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/feb/01/finsbury-park-van-attacker-darren-osborne-found-guilty-murder-makram-ali|title=2}})


==Graded score==
{{GradedScore|1|1 less terrorist in the world.|20|Drove directly in the crowd.|20|[[GTA]]|15|"ZOMG ISLAMOPHOBIA"|15|Third white terrorist in the UK, beat up a [[pedo]] in prison|56|F|Happy Ramadan}}
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|15/20 ''The UK's third white terrorist in five years.''
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==See Also==
[[File:Welsh defence league.jpg|540px|right|thumb|The 2016 AGM of the actual Welsh Nazi Party (check out the guy at the right end of the back row)]]
* [[Breitscheidplatz‎]]
* [[Breitscheidplatz‎]]
* [[Jeremy Corbyn|Corbyn, Jeremy]] - Osborne planned to rub him out with the Van of Vengeance
* [[Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain]] - Undisputed Champion
* [[Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain]] - undisputed champion
* [[Islam]]
* [[ISIS]] - see also: Mossad
* [[Jeremy Corbyn]] - Darren planned to rub him out with the Van of Vengeance
* [[Islam|ISIslam]] - See also: Terrorism
* [[Jews]] - suspiciously, none were injured
* [[Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre]]
* [[Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre]]
* [[London]]
* [[London]]
* [[London Bridge Attack 2017]]
* [[London Bridge Attack 2017]]
* [[Mossad]] - see also: ISIS
* [[Nice truck bro]]
* [[Nazi]] - clearly Darren Osborne is one
* [[Nice Truck Attack 2016]]
* [[Stockholm Truck Attack 2017]]
* [[Stockholm Truck Attack 2017]]
* [[Terrorism]]
* [[Terrorism]]
* [[Theresa May]] - alibi checks out (was elsewhere, committing arson, at the time)
* [[United Kingdom]]
* [[United Kingdom]]
* [[White People]]
* [[White People]]
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==External Links==
== External Links ==
 
* {{wikilink|2017_Finsbury_Park_van_attack|Wikipedia article}}
* [http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/06/19/533556989/suspect-named-in-van-attack-on-worshipers-leaving-london-mosque Suspect Named In Van Attack On Worshippers Leaving London Mosque]
* [http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/06/19/533556989/suspect-named-in-van-attack-on-worshipers-leaving-london-mosque Suspect Named In Van Attack On Worshippers Leaving London Mosque]
* [https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live/2017/jun/19/north-london-van-incident-finsbury-park-casualties-collides-pedestrians-live-updates Finsbury Park mosque attack: suspect named as Darren Osborne, 47-year-old who lives in Cardiff]
* [https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live/2017/jun/19/north-london-van-incident-finsbury-park-casualties-collides-pedestrians-live-updates Finsbury Park mosque attack: suspect named as Darren Osborne, 47-year-old who lives in Cardiff]
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* [http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-40322960 Finsbury Park attack: Theresa May condemns 'sickening' terror attack]
* [http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-40322960 Finsbury Park attack: Theresa May condemns 'sickening' terror attack]


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Darren Osborne
Nationality Nazi Britfag  
Born Sometime in 1969 (aged 54-55)
Highscore 1 killed, 11 injured
Top 25? No
Style Single player, Carmageddon
An Hero? No, was protected by Allah and promptly v&
Motive Counterterrorism

It's 2017 in the United Kingdom, not even half way through the year and the Muslims have already been up to no good with already 3 terrorist attacks against the innocent non-Muslim tea chuggers. However, not all hope is lost, enter… The Ramadan Van Man (Powerword: Darren Osborne), a sheep-fucker who decided to save Britain and join in the festive frolics of the Muslims by livening up their dreary and boring annual ritual of Ramadan by showing them some real revenge-motivated action. Since 2017's Ramadan fell in June, the month in which the sun comes up at 4am and doesn't set till 10.30pm, during a summer in which London temperatures were higher than those in Florida - our light-hearted prankster figured that the Muslims of London could do with some comic relief. So he set off from Cardiff, Wales in a rental van and drove it into a crowd outside of a mosque.

Background

The sleepy nation of the UK had seen alot of horrors into the year, 3 Islamic terrorist attacks and it wasn’t even May yet. These 3 attacks were the Westminster attack, Manchester Arena bombing and the London Bridge attack.

This is where the 47-year-old unemployable comes in, you see 2 out of 3 of the previous attacks were comitted by using vehicles, meaning Darren was made to feel inferior by the prowess and skill demonstrated by the number of motorised Muslims who had recently wowed crowds. It is believed that some immigrant rape gangs and messages from Tommy Robinson riled up Darren, however the recent London Bridge spectacular really took the cake and had made Darren envious of the nationwide acclaim afforded to the stars of the show. He knew a pure white and European Brit could do anything a towelhead could do, and what's more, he could do it better. He'd show them! He girded his loins, gathered his pluck, and set out to show the world his spunk.

Preparing

Since it would not be possible for anyone to tell if a location in Cardiff had been devastated by a terrorist attack, he felt like maybe he needed a more prominent performance space to exhibit his talents. He therefore wasted quite a bit of money on hiring a van, filling it with fuel, and driving all the way to London (a few hundred kilometers) in order to seek his fortune, in the time-honored style of a latter-day Dick Whittington, except with a kitchen knife for company instead of a cat.

Our boy originally intended to use his van to run over and assassinate Sadiq Khan and Jeremy Corbyn, as in Darren's eyes they were the key people in the government who were allowing terrorists into the country on their rubber dingies, meaning they were just as responsible for these attacks as the actual perpetrators. Darren expected that Sadiq and Jeremy were going to attend an al-Quds day march, meaning he could frag them, how ever they never showed up. Not willing to accept defeat, Darren chose to instead attack those who were genuinely responsible, the Muzzies themselves.

Finsbury Park Mosque

The mosque that Darren chose for his attack was none other than the Finsbury Park Mosque in Finsbury Park, London. a towering monument to evil and violence that violates the sacred earth of London's east end. What once was a church, the building became home to ovar 9000 jabbering Pakis who were born within the sound of clamorous wailing believed to be some kind of 'call to prayer', broadcast seventeen times a day via loudspeakers positioned atop the minarets of menace.

Finsbury Park Mosque is renowned for the great diversity of theological and philosophical talent that it attracts. Big names have included the half-a-dozen young Qu'ranic scholars who set out to test whether it was possible to reach paradise from the underworld in July 2005, and evil hook-handed cleric Abu Hamza al-Masri, who was so clearly not a terrorist that his eye fell out and both his hands dropped off while he was feeding abandoned ducklings. (He was chucked in jail in the US a couple years ago, but his beaming visage is still a cause of fond reminiscence throughout the land, second only to Our Queen of Hearts, whose name will never be forgotten).

Darren's Ramadan Ding-Dong

On July 19, 2017, Darren arrived at Finsbury Park Mosque and drove his vehicle of vengeance right into a crowd of smelly Mudslimes who were gangraping a 78-year-old white woman in the name of Allah, squishing a Muslim to death and damaging the suicide-belts of 11 others.

He was taken out of the van by the remaining terrorists and they starting beating the shit out of him until the escaped Abu Hamza al-Masri in disguise advised them to stop, Darren was swiftly v&.

Aftermath

Would you like some salt with your salt, libs?

Darren was put on trial in the Sharia Court of Sharia Law and was immediately executed for even daring to fight back against the terrorists plead guilty to 1 charge of murder and 11 charges of attempted murder. He was sentenced to life imprisonment and was forgotten by the world after 2 seconds. But wait! Darren's efforts didn’t stop there, he beat the shit out of a Muslim pedophile whilst shouting "Fucking Allah Akbar". The most recent news about Darren comes from 2021 after he was stabbed in the forehead by another inmate.

Upon hearing of the news, the Islamist-controlled media of the UK jumped in delight upon hearing that the tables had turned and that a British person decided to kill some Muslims. The reason for their delight was that they could finally try and rise sympathy for Muslims and make white people look bad, thankfully, nothing happened since nobody really cared about the attack anyway.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 1 less terrorist in the world.
Accuracy: 20/20 Drove directly in the crowd.
Style: 20/20 GTA
Butthurt: 15/20 "ZOMG ISLAMOPHOBIA"
Bonus: 15/20 Third white terrorist in the UK, beat up a pedo in prison
Total Score: 56/100 (F)
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Multiplayer Co-Op Mode

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Civilization and Great Prophets

Adolf Hitler • Augusto Pinochet • Charles Manson • Heaven's Gate • Holocaust • Jonestown • Joseph Stalin • Kim Il-sung • Mao Zedong • Osama bin Laden • Pol Pot • Saddam Hussein • Waco • World War II

Banned From Scoring

Alex Hribal • Anthony Warner • Anton Bichivin • Asa Coon • Ben Moynihan • Billy Mitchell • Brandon Clegg • Brian Isaack Clyde • Charles Bishop • Clay Duke • Dillon Cossey • Faisal Shahzad • Frank James • Hayden Jagst • Hugo Jackson • Ilya Ivanistov • John Earnest • Kyle Rittenhouse • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath • Logan Clark • MAGABomber • Mikhail Pivnev • Nasim Aghdam • Nicky Reilly • Philip Manshaus • Richard Reid • Ryan Routh • Sam Hyde • Sebastian Bosse • Sol Pais • Stephan Balliet • Todd Rogers • Willem Van Spronsen • William Atchison • You

 
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Big Players

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi • Anders Behring Breivik • Antifa • Australians • Barack Obama • Black Lives Matter • Brenton Tarrant • Cho Seung-Hui • Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain • DisruptJ20 • Dnepropetrovsk maniacs • George Soros • George W. Bush • Grog • Jack Gilbert Graham • John Walker Lindh • Matthew Murray • Michael Moore • Mohamed Abdulaziz Rashid Saeed-Alim • Muslims • Osama Bin Laden • Philip Manshaus • Robert Hawkins • Sharjah Ruler • Sam Hyde • The Finnisher • The Unabrower • Timothy McVeigh • Unabomber

Terrorist Groups, Beliefs and Causes

Arab • Axis of Evil • Binghampton • Iran • Ireland • Islam • Israel • Maniacs Murder Cult • Pakistan • Palestine • Sudan

Terrorist Actions

1-14 Jakarta Attacks • 2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing • American Airlines Flight 63 • Ariana Grande Massacre • ATHF Terrorist Attack • Beheading videos • Binghampton Tet Offensive • BLMKidnapping • Boston Marathon Bombing • Breitscheidplatz • Columbine • Crocus City Hall Massacre • Dallas Police Shootings • Delaware State University Shooting • Gaza War • Halle synagogue shooting • Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre • London Bridge Attack 2017 • Mass Shooting • Narcovideos • Nice Truck Attack 2016 • Nitroglycerin • Occupy Wall Street • Oklahoma City Bombing • Paris Mass Shooting • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Pulse Nightclub Massacre • Police Brutality • Ramadan Van Man • Reina Nightclub Massacre • VTech • Waco • WTC

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