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He asked for it.

AnimatedJames (Powerword: James Barkley) is an oreo who makes shitty animations on YouTube about My Little Pony, Sonic the Hedgehog, and a bunch of equally autistic crap. Nobody cared about this faggot until it was discovered he faps to girls farting and shitting themselves, causing huge amounts of lulz. Further developments also revealed he is a disgusting pedo who is currently grooming some 16-year-old piece of jailbait at the age of 22, something he proudly announced both on DeviantArt and YouTube to his almost 300,000 subscribers.

Animations

He has various boring pony animations and shitty crossovers on his Youtube channel. He notable for uniting the two worst fanbases in internet history with his bland, unoriginal "competitions" between Sonic and My Little Pony characters, as there tends to be a lot of autistic debates in their comments sections about who would win and who couldn't, all over a mediocre (if you're being extra-nice) animation. Also are his extremely boring music videos, which despite being the most bland music videos possible, his various white knights and braindead fans tend to ass-pat them to death as they all contain My Little Pony characters to get the attention of the brony community.

Another fairly infamous animation by him is Teen Titans No, which depicts Robin blowing up the Teen Titans Go writers and James calls them retarded and everybody is happy about it. Never mind that this both counts as a death threat and a vicious insult to someone he doesn't even know. He later made a sequel, entitled Teen Titans Know, where he tries to pass off flames and hate as legitimate criticism as portrays a TTG producer as a blithering idiot, even though he makes several good points (such as that the whole point of the show is to be sillier than the original and a lot of people are still butthurt about the original ending).

He also attempted to make his own series entitled "C Students", which was lazily written and plagiarized Butch Hartman's art style. "C Students" was pretty much a reboot of an earlier series of animations called "Seniors", which is, you guessed it, about the daily life of high schoolers. "C Students" was basically exactly the same as "Seniors", except replaced with a Hindu version of James, a token female with no personality of her own, and a wannabe British pimp. Terrible original music was included. James later cancelled it due to his self-conscious issues. He is currently working on "Middle Ground", a motion comic, which he will upload to dA. The art style seems to look exactly the same as "C Students", which further shows James has no idea what an original art style is.

co strikes gold

Still asking for it.

The date was May 10, 2014. It was a calm, pleasant day in the wonderful world of /co/, until one anon decided to post a webcomic called "Sonic Girls" made by a very troubled young man going by the nickname "AndySonic", who drew Sonic characters farting, shitting, and sharting all over the place. The sight of such an abomination took many poor /co/mrades by surprise, who proceeded to collectively lose their shit and spread lulz, derp, and horror across the board, causing a veritable lollercoaster. In the middle of the clusterfuck, a few anons pointed out striking similarites between "Andy's" and AnimatedJames' art styles, but everyone else was too busy discussing Tails RAEPing babbys to pay attention.

Eventually, some brave gentlemen decided to confront James directly about the comics. James, upon realizing his dirty (HAHAHA GEDDIT) little secret was out, presumably shit his pants IRL and decided to honour the proud lolcow tradition of DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING, incidentally confirming it really was him behind the comics, and then ran to his Tumblr to BAWWW about wanting to an hero. As it usually happens, the only thing he achieved is that an anon archived all the "Sonic Girls" images, and a second thread was made to further discuss his sick, disturbed mind. Luckily for us, both the first and second threads have been preserved for the enjoyment of future EDiots.

But that wasn't the last of James' gassy misadventures, far from it...

Fart 2: Eproctophilic Boogaloo

Figuring the whole Internet already knew he was a sick fuck, James took a page from Tom Preston and admitted it. He now has an entire account devoted to his disgusting, poorly made fetish art and expects his followers (and everyone for that matter) to either love it and look up to it, because if you dare criticize it, he'll go apeshit at you and act like an arrogant little bitch, while explaining why his fart art is so great. Even if you don't mind that, his numerous and many white knights will be quick to defend him and his precious fart-fetish.

The most notable example was when another user called his fetish "weird", James had got really pissy and started bitching about how people were being "negative" to him even though he thinks it's a good idea to flaunt it literally everywhere he goes and have people ass-pat him for it, as well as that Deviantart account literally being named WeirdoAnimatedJames.

Gallery

This is an incomplete gallery of his various fart-fetish "pieces of masterful art".

Why don't you have a seat over there, James?

Isn't she a little young for you, James?
Edge to the extreme.

On March 15, 2015, James uploaded another one of his faggy drawings to his DA, announcing he had found himself a bitch to fuck be in a long-distance relationship with. Ignoring James' humongous and blatant cuckery, said girlfriend turned out to be a 16-year-old girl, meaning James could be getting a visit from Chris Hansen at any moment. Some argue that wanting to fuck a 16-year-old is ephebophilia, not pedophilia, but the law does not give a fuck, and if James got busted by the cops he'd still be thrown in jail to be viciously assraped by Bubba.

In any case, James would still be a pedo, as many of the fart drawings he makes and later whacks off to feature characters as young as 6. When it was pointed out how disturbing it is to use that particular character (Cream the Rabbit from Sonic the Hedgehog) for your fetish art, he said he would stop drawing her, but mere days later he drew a different underage character farting. Hide your kids!

His girlfriend, Michaela Groves, also known as ToxicSoul77, lives in Canada. The two of them met through James's animations, for which she was a co-animator and designer. Her art style looks like Tumblr and Shadow The Hedgehog had an edge baby and shit it out their mouth, and shares the same facial expressions James uses, but up a level by looking like a pot-smoking Chesire Cat. A typical 16 year old, she enjoys many of the gay things James likes.

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