Ulrichthehedgehog

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Who could've known raincoats would be so intimidating?

Imagine an average, young, autistic male who not only does shitty reviews of retro games, but also likes Sonic and Death Note. Now, imagine that same boy having access to the Internet (and a specific Internet cult) without parental restrictions, and you get something even worse: Ulrichthehedgehog (AKA Connor McCoy).

Enter YouTube

Ulrichthehedgehog, putting on his best face

Ulrich has established himself to be a talented comedian and reviewer in the video medium. Some of his vlogs strike an uncanny resemblance to Chris-chan. And at times, he can bear similarity to Spax3. Ultimately, Ulrich's ability as a multi-faceted artist, vlogger, and reviewer make him something special.

Ulrichthehedgehog gets a real hard-on for his fan girls

HE'S GOT A REVIEW FOR YOU! (pt 1)

HE'S GOT A REVIEW FOR YOU! (pt 2)

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Initial Trolling

A group of YouTube trolls took it upon themselves to make a harmless critique for Ulrichthehedgehog's Zapper review. Unexpectedly, the video sparked mild amounts of butthurt and drama to which Ulrich and his feral friends responded by berating the commentary.

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YouTube Comments About missing Pics

For the most part, Ulrich hid behind his bro wall...
...while going back and deleting his comments like a little bitch.
One of Ulrich's deleted comments where he tried to defend himself.
An Internet tough guy appears!

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A great example of blind Internet logic.

Enter deviantART

Connor putting the moves on SonicYaioFan000

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Connor's new friend.

	“	Check out my drawings [...] and you will be able to see the REAL Ulrichthehedgehog -- what I really look like when I'm not in my disguised form, what I look like in my TRUE FORM. And you'll also see some stuff about my girlfriend, Haley... who is not actually real but a drawing that I came up with.	„
	—Ulrichthehedgehog, discussing his fursona and fictitious girlfriend.

With butthurt ensuing over the harsh criticisms Ulrich received, it was evident he and his friends were asking for it. Ulrichthehedgehog's and his rabid fans' responses to the trolling only developed curiosity. Who was Ulrich? What are his hobbies? And how the fuck could he be a hedgehog?

All of this and more was answered in his deviantART account. At first glance, you'd see that he is not only a typical Sonic recolorer, but a furry as well. If you were to go deeper, however, you'd find something much, much worse.

Be warned, once you step into Ulrich's deviantART account, there's no way out.

The Art in Question

Deviations About missing Pics

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Talk about beating a dead horse...
Banana sword.
Check out those rock-hard abs.
His TRUE FORM.
File:Arte ulrich at the carnival by ulrichthehedgehog.jpg
File:Haley huggging Ulrich choa by ulrichthehedgehog.jpg
Loving imaginary characters can be so kawaii~.

Loving imaginary characters can be so kawaii~.
He's an aspiring Michelangelo.
The Battle of the Bulge; as depicted in this timeless classic.
The pupiless monster strikes again.
OM NOM NOM
Daww, somebody has an e-crush!
moe~ ^^
*fap fap fap fap*

*fap fap fap fap*
OH GOD, I HOPE SHE'S ALRIGHT!!

OH GOD, I HOPE SHE'S ALRIGHT!!
DID THEY DIE?

DID THEY DIE?
Another one of Connor's grotesque fetishes.

Second Trolling

After the discovery of Ulrichthehedgehog's appalling fetishes, a second video was made. Again, Ulrich's fans responded with more butthurt.

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The original video on YouTube was taken down due to BAWWing and false-flagging.\

Overall Reaction to the Trolls

OMG U JERKZ! About missing Pics

Ulrich's support squad comes to his rescue.
T__T
Bullies? In my Internets?
An attempt at counter-trolling.

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Wikipedia MUST be stopped!
Ulrich surrenders to the trolls, and yet is still a fetish-whore who plans on posting more shitty pictures to dA.
Ulrich: not getting it.
IT WAS ALL A JOKE GUISE!! No, really! It was!!

His Fans Discover ED

One of Ulrich's highly devoted fans discovered this article, and attempted to "set the record straight" in regards to her favorite animal devouring devianTARD. Her revisions not only serve to demonstrate how fucking sick vorefags truly are, but the group of educated individuals Ulrich appeals to.

	“	Most people like this young man, others think he's a gross ass, no good, lossy son of a bitch who should just cut his wrist and be an amo. Well. That's all becuss of vore. he's a 14 yr old voreaphobic, but, that doesn't mean we should diss him. Once u think about it, he's just like everyoneelse in this world. some people enjoy the squrrimming of live prey, others think it's gross. Next thing u know, people will start saying snakes should vore rats, or other food. Vore is just something that occures NATURALLY in nature, so get use to fucking seeing it. Vore is on tv, real life, and art. so just shut up.	„
	—Cookiegirl, attempting to cast vore as a reasonable fetish. Unsurprisingly, she fails it.

Enter Pastor John White

After Ulrich's dox were discovered, a concerned pastor stepped in to voice his opinion regarding Connor's most unholy behavior. The call led to his father, Bernard, who agreed with the pastor that his son is not right. In the end, Connor's father assured the minister he would look into things.

Play the recorded conversation

Connor Succumbs

The day pastor John White called the McCoy family, a dialog between Connor and his distressed parents was brought to order. The discussion addressed Ulrichthehedgehog's perverted obsessions on deviantART, to which both of Connor's parents deliberated what to do with their naive son and his dangerous Internet usage. Not one to disappoint his fans, Connor issued a statement regarding recent events:

His e-pals, heart-wrenched by the news, left supportive and teary-eyed comments on his journal. They couldn't bear Ulrich leaving the Internet, and Ulrich couldn't bear leaving his e-fwends. Connor's fate was later revealed in an update on his journal:

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SRS BUSINESS

Reactions to Connor's Announcement About missing Pics

Connor takes e-friends srsly.
One of Connor's obsessive fan girls is devastated by the news.
Jeez, get a grip.

Jeez, get a grip.
This bitch has issues.

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Kill me already.
The implications of Connor's faggotry served him with Internet restrictions and limited cybering with his e-girlfriend.
Moar Internet restrictions.
He's gonna lay low for a few months. Not that we'll know, or anything.
The sheriff is just trying to make you feel better.
A white knight aids Connor in his battle against the trolls.
Lol, ok.
Typical cyber for furries. This faggot should have his own article.
"I don't want a real boyfriend! GTG, Dad wants it for a few hours."
Comment posted on August 19, 2009.
After failing to delete his dA, Connor issued a new update to his fuck-buddies.