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2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing

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Akbarzhon Jalilov
Born April 1, 1995
Age 29-years-old
Nationality: Russian  
Highscore Killed 11, Injured 45
Top 25? Yes
Style Suicide Bomberman
An Hero? Yes
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On the 4th of March 2017 a Kyrgyzstan-born man named Akbarzhon Jalilov bombed the Saint Petersburg Metro, leading to 11 people dead and an additional 45 injured.

   
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[He was a mosque-attending Muslim but] not a fanatic
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— Eminzhon Jalilov - Akbarzhon's uncle

Pwned Victims

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Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 11/20
Accuracy: 11/20
Style: 5/20 Same old shit (suicide bombing)
Butthurt: 17/20 Was on news outlets everywhere, including CNN
Bonus: 20/20 Islam
Total score: 64/100 (D-)
Allah Akbar
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Aftermath

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