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File:PatrickCrusiusShooting.png|thumb|Patrick Crusius before the shooting | File:PatrickCrusiusShooting.png|thumb|Patrick Crusius before the shooting | ||
File:PatrickCrusiusID.jpg|thumb|Patrick Crusius driver's license | File:PatrickCrusiusID.jpg|thumb|Patrick Crusius driver's license | ||
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File:2ndShooterSam.jpg|thumb|Sam Hyde is the 2nd shooter | File:2ndShooterSam.jpg|thumb|Sam Hyde is the 2nd shooter | ||
File:Shooter-manifesto-elpaso.jpg|Patrick's Manifesto | File:Shooter-manifesto-elpaso.jpg|Patrick's Manifesto | ||
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Revision as of 18:48, 27 May 2021
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| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 22, injured 24 |
| Top 50? | Yes, 23rd. |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Shortly after the mayhem that was the Gilroy shooting, perpetrated by Amerimutt Santino William Legan, a new challenger appeared on the scene. His name was Patrick Crusius and he took it upon himself to patriotically serve the land of the free by becoming a taco removalist—eventually removing twenty wetback brownies shopping with their anchor babies and welfare checks at a Walmart within the spic dominated city of El Paso.
The Inconvenient Truth
Before the divine purification of Walmart began, Patrick posted his manifesto (entitled The Inconvenient Truth) on 8chan /pol/ in a similar manner to our savior Brenton Tarrant. However, unlike Brenton's manifesto, The Inconvenient Truth was much more serious, similar to John Earnest's manifesto. However, unlike John's failed Goy uprising, Pat actually managed to get some decent kills -- killing 22 dirty spics!
The Shitdowns Begin (Yet Again)
Matthew Prince of Cloudflare cucked for the second time in a row after that first time in 2017 when some landwhale got removed from this Earth. 8chan got dropped from it’s DDoS protection, resulting in hosting problems for the site. Then they moved to BitMitigate — a superior alternative to Cloudflare that has considerably less downtime, and some leftists pulled an Amy Siskind on that too, so that also resulted in hosting problems even for the Daily Stormer, resulting in yet another DS shoah. This is ongoing, but ED suspects that it’ll be over the moment the coverage dies off. But you just wait until another event like this or Charlottesville happens again in the future. They’ll be crying not only to revoke your Second Amendment rights, but your First as well.
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Patrick Crusius before the shooting
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Patrick Crusius driver's license -
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Sam Hyde is the 2nd shooter -
Patrick's Manifesto
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Father and son
High Score
| Kill count: | 22/20 Managed to kill 22 dirty spics! |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 For every spic he injured he managed to receive about two virgins in heaven |
| Style: | 15/20 Brenton Tarrant bootleg without some of the lulz |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Caused every spic on Twitter to sperg uncontrollably at the thought that most Americans don't want to mass import a shitton of Mexicans |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Walmart version of Brenton, which means he still got the High Score |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
See also
- El Paso
- Walmart
- Dayton Shooting - The somewhat shitty, leftist sequel
- Santino William Legan
External Links
The Inconvenient Truth Manifesto
