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==Aftermath== | ==Aftermath== | ||
Due to the wounds that Timur received at the end of his rampage, he ended up having [https://lenta.ru/news/2021/09/21/noga/ one of his legs amputated]. | Due to the wounds that Timur received at the end of his rampage, he ended up having [https://lenta.ru/news/2021/09/21/noga/ one of his legs amputated]. Despite the severe wounds Timur received in the shooting, he managed to survive both the amputation and kidney failure that soon followed. He is still in the hospital as of October 2021, but it is looking like he'll ultimately survive his injuries (that is, if he doesn't [[an hero]] the very first chance he gets). | ||
[[File:TimurBekmansurovHospital.jpg|thumb|right|250px|This is what a loser looks like.]] | |||
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==Graded Score== | ==Graded Score== | ||
Revision as of 19:13, 5 October 2021
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| Timur Bekmansurov | |
| Born | March 8th, 2003 |
| Nationality | Russian 
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| High Score | 6 killed, 28 injured |
| Top 50? | Nah |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Timur Bekmansurov is the latest faggot to go for the High Score. ANOTHER mass shooting for Russia, stealing Western culture and values. Timmy used the same loadout and style as his heroes, Ilnaz Galyaviev and Vladislav Roslyakov. Lacking originality, he managed to kill only 6 people with a shitty hunting shotgun. He was shot by a cop, fallout style crippled, arrested, and is now living as a vegetable in some run-down Soviet hospital.
Background
Not much has come out about Timur's early life so far, except the fact that his parents were divorced. After the shooting, his father spoke to the KGB, claiming that his son was obsessed with the internet, spending every waking moment on his computer, even after his father told him to go get some fresh air (who knows, he might have even visited this very website).
His manifesto
Just before the shooting, Timur shitposted his manifesto on VK. In it, he goes into the usual misanthropic ramblings, with a side of giving a nod to previous mass shooters (he mentioned the Kazan shooting by name in the manifesto). Notably, he used the manifesto to say that he wasn't politically, religiously, or racially motivated.
In English!!1!
The Shooting
On September 20th, 2021, Timur finally decided that he had enough of society's shit. After posting his manifesto online (roughly an hour before the shooting, according to authorities), Timur started shooting at students congregating outside, then moved towards the interior of the school. Unlike Ilnaz Galyaviev's High Score attempt, Timur managed to successfully kill the security guard this time, which resulted in no panic button being pressed for the school.
However, unlike the Kazan shooting, Timur was stopped by a cop. This particular cop wasn't assigned to the school; he was a traffic cop who was investigating an unrelated accident nearby. Hearing the gunshots, the cop ran in alone and engaged Timur. And unlike Americunt piggies, who would've just straight up magdumped the guy, this cop decided to shoot Timur straight in the leg, with pinpoint accuracy that would've made Mother Russia herself proud. This promptly ended Timur's High Score attempt, not like there was much of an attempt in the first place.
Gameplay Footage
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Aftermath
Due to the wounds that Timur received at the end of his rampage, he ended up having one of his legs amputated. Despite the severe wounds Timur received in the shooting, he managed to survive both the amputation and kidney failure that soon followed. He is still in the hospital as of October 2021, but it is looking like he'll ultimately survive his injuries (that is, if he doesn't an hero the very first chance he gets).
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 6/20 6 dead, 28 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 Shitty accuracy, and no explosives to fall back on this time! |
| Style: | 4/20 Another unoriginal shooting, just a mere 4 months removed from the previous copycat. |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Less coverage than Kazan, presumably because of the lower kill count. |
| Bonus: | 25/20 Putin might actually ban guns this time!! |
Wanted Level:
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Gallery
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It translates to something to the effect of "Please take care of my cat when I'm gone".
External Links
See Also
| Featured article September 19 through September 22, 2021 | ||
| Preceded by Nicki Minaj |
Timur Bekmansurov | Succeeded by TBD |