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|Hey! Motherfucker! You fuckers will never conquer Norway!|Philip, as he entered the mosque | |||
|YYYEEAAUHHH!! Ugh.. Ugh.. OK, OK! Let go, let go! AAAAAAGGHHHH!|Philip as he struggles with an old mudslime attached to him | |||
| To my closest ones: You did not listen when I warned you. You didn't understand. You couldn't comprehend what I was talking about. You will soon see that I was telling the truth. A war is coming soon. A war that affects all our countries. A war where the color of your skin is your uniform. The most important thing you have in the world is your people. Our people. The white European.|Philip's notes | |||
|If I were to give you one piece of advice, Morten and Ellen, it would be to keep the family together. You need to collectively stockpile and hide all the food, firearms and ammunition you are capable of, then you need to get to safety at an unknown location. You must hide these valuables so well that neither the police dogs or metal detectors are able to find them. Don't tell yourselves that this is [[crazy]] or wrong. It is completely rational.| Philip's advice for his family. | |||
| You just don't want to become any darker, you don't want to be any less human.|Philip on why his step-sister used sunscreen | |||
| You are not my sister, to be a sister you have to be human|Philip to his step-sister}} | |||
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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 29, 1997 ({{Age|1997|8|29}} years old)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Aryan]] [[Norwegian]] [[File:MiniflagNorway.png]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed his step-sister, but sadly no mudslimes}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed his step-sister, but sadly no mudslimes}} | ||
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After the crusades of [[Saint Tarrant]] and [[John Earnest|his]] [[Patrick Crusius|disciples]], '''Philip Manshaus'''{{nazi}}, a Norwegian former [[faggot]] [[twink]] who became the 3rd disciple of [[Saint Tarrant]] and [[fail|tried]] to shoot up a mosque in Bærum in [[2019]], wherein there were no serious injuries sustained other than Philip himself getting beat up by an angry old [[mudslime]]. He did; however, take an old trick from the book and [[Adam Lanza|secured one frag at home]], in the form of his [[16-year-old-girl|17-year-old]] [[Chink|Chinese-adopted step-sister]]. | |||
[[File:Chink Sister BTFO.png|center|none]] | |||
==Background== | |||
[[File:Philipnsister.jpg|thumb|Philip and his sister during happier times. You can see the resemblance.|200px]] | |||
Philip was born August 29th 1997 in Oslo, the youngest of three brothers. When he was four years old his parents divorced, and one month later his [[Your mom|mother]] would become [[an hero]]. Soon after, his father found another [[Whore|old skank]] and they adopted his sister, Johanne Ihle Hansen from [[China]] in 2005. | |||
During 2018, Philip attended a folk high school (fake "schools" with no grades) and met a few [[christfags]] that influenced him to convert from [[atheism]] to [[Cult|Laestadian Lutheranism]]. This, paired with his frequent [[/pol/]] perusing lead to the start of his racial awakening and overall more conservative views. | |||
This all escalated after March 15th, 2019, when [[Brenton Tarrant]] carried out his mudslime massacre in New Zealand. Then, a little over a month later, fellow Tarrant fanboy [[John Earnest]] [[Epic fail|privately livestreamed]] his attempt at the [[high score]] in a synagogue, only getting one kill before getting [[v&]], and in July [[Patrick Crusius]] rekt 23 spics in a walmart. Philip began verbally abusing his step-sister, mostly saying that [[Truth|she was not a human because she was chinese]], and she told her friends that she was worried about her brothers [[Neo-nazi|new conviction]]. After being inspired by the recent events, he began to prepare for his own attack. | |||
A few weeks before the attack, Philip's brother had discovered that he had plastered pictures and newspaper articles about [[Anders Breivik]], Brenton Tarrant and other anti-nigger field agents on his wall behind a Norwegian flag, and alerted his [[Milf|step-mom]]. After talking about it with her, Philip removed the pictures and said there was [[Lies|nothing to worry about and everything was fine]]. | |||
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== | ==Shooting== | ||
<center><youtube>8L1p8YbIXtI</youtube></center> | |||
[[File:Philipmpost.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Obligatory warning post]] | |||
[[File:Philipmbeforeattack.jpg|thumb|right|Philip trying to get his stream to work, seconds before entering the mosque.]] | |||
After becoming increasingly concerned about the ever nearing race war, Philip decided it was time to [[Mass shooting|take action]]. On the 10th of August 2019, Philip was home alone with his step-sister. He opened his dad's weapon locker, armed himself with one double barrel shotgun and two rifles before entering his sister's room, telling her "Enough is enough!" and shooting her four times, three times [[headshot|in the head]]. | |||
He then geared up with a helmet and GoPro and left in his step-mom's Nissan Leaf heading to [[Islam|Al-Noor mosque]] to execute his plans to kill sum [[mudslime|mudslimes]] on stream, however he [[Fail|did not get the livestream to work]] but went ahead with the attack anyway. His GoPro did record the entire ordeal though, and the audio was partially leaked in a documentary some time later. | |||
Equipped with the shotgun and one of the rifles, Philip entered the mosque by [[badass|shooting out a glass door]]. He had arrived late, and there were only three elderly muslims left in the mosque upon his arrival. Immediately upon entering, a 65-year-old former Pakistan air force [[nigga]] got ahold of him and tried to wrestle him to the ground. Another old ass muslim with [[diabetes]] came along and tried to take Philip's guns away from him, resulting in him firing his shotgun twice, nearly hitting the diabetic in the leg, but ultimately missing each shot. After some time, the old mudslimes succeed in taking away his guns and pinning him to the ground, bashing his head with his own rifle. A third somewhat younger mudslime runs out of the building to call the [[police]], while the diabetic mudslime leaves because he has to eat or something. The air force nigga mudslime keeps Philip pinned to the ground by himself until the police arrive, and he is [[v&]]. | |||
The whole event lasted about 30 minutes and ended up being an [[epic fail]], and Philip was [[V&|taken into police custody]]. | |||
== | == Loadout == | ||
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*Daddy's hunting rifle. Used to kill his step-sister '''25 | *Daddy's hunting rifle. Used to kill his step-sister. '''10~25 Damage''' | ||
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*'''Secondary''': Baikal IJ-27E double-barreled shotgun | *'''Secondary''': Baikal IJ-27E double-barreled shotgun | ||
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*One of the guns brought into the mosque '''55~100 Damage''' | *One of the guns brought into the mosque. '''55~100 Damage''' | ||
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*'''Secondary 2''': 6.5×55mm Swedish Mauser 1896-38 rifle | *'''Secondary 2''': 6.5×55mm Swedish Mauser 1896-38 rifle | ||
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*Ancient bolt action rifle. Also brought into the mosque. '''25~40 Damage''' | |||
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*'''Spell''': Nazi | |||
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|*'''Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans <s>and Jews</s>.''' | |||
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==Graded Score== | |||
[[ | {{GradedScore|1|Only one kill, none during the actual shooting.|0|Couldn't hit anyone other than his sleeping step-sister.|2|[[Brenton Tarrant]] wannabe but [[John Earnest|failed to set up his livestream]], got rekt by a 100yr old mudslime with [[diabetes]].|12|Massive butthurt in Norway, but nobody else really cares.|10|[[Nazi]] salutes in court.|25|F-|You have failed the Aryan Race!}} | ||
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:Norweigan Police Car.jpg|200px]]|Politi}} | |||
[[File: | ==Aftermath== | ||
[[ | [[File:PhilipMOK.jpg|thumb|right|Tfw 21 years in a cozy [[Liberal|Norwegian prison]]]] | ||
After being arrested, Philip was quickly sent to the courthouse where [[Old media|the press]] lie in wait to put his black and blue face on public display. He gave the camera a [[Trollface|smug smile]], causing lots of butthurt, and was held in police custody for a few months before his trial. A few more court visits and a couple [[nazi]] salutes later Philip's claims of self-defense were dismissed as [[bullshit]] and he was handed Norway's longest sentence of 21 years with the possibility of [[Hacks|having his sentence extended]]. | |||
== Gallery == | |||
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File:PhilipManshausInterview1.png|Philip in a promotional shot for his documentary series. | |||
File:Philipmbanka.jpg|Philip in court, badly beaten | |||
File:PhilipMMugshot.png|Philip's mugshot | |||
File:PhilipMSiegHeil1.jpg|thumb|left|[https://www.dagbladet.no/video/philip-manshaus-gjorde-nazi-hilsen/dZkuqoDY SIEG HEIL] | |||
File:Philipemo.jpg|During [[emo|a phase]] | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Philipmrafiq.jpg|The air force mudslime nigga that beat his ass, barely scratched | |||
File:PhilipMCar.png|His stepmom's car, used to get to the mosque. | |||
File:PhilipMvåpen.jpg|The gun used to kill Johanne, left in the car. | |||
File:Philipmung.jpeg|His head was so square he looked like a [[Minecraft]] character | |||
File:Philipmungsomfaen.png|In his younger days, where did it all go wrong? | |||
</gallery>|}} | |||
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== | {{cg|Memes|cg2|center|<gallery perrow="5”> | ||
File:Breivikmanshausgaming.jpg|thumb|How Philip will be spending the next few decades. | |||
File:Philipvirgun.jpeg | |||
File:Philipunfunnymeme.jpeg | |||
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== Videos == | === Videos === | ||
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|<youtube>iTZp2zUPdVM</youtube><br><center>'''First court appearance'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>n1dflwvlJ4Y</youtube><br><center>'''Second court appearance'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>WUTgnkViPmE</youtube><br><center>'''Video he made as a kid'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>5V8Q1eiKxYg</youtube><br><center>'''Interview'''</center> | |<youtube>5V8Q1eiKxYg</youtube><br><center>'''Interview'''</center> | ||
|<youtube>nYD12D3eceI</youtube><br><center>'''Some info about the "attack" and [[shit]]'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>XTTYUP0_1O8</youtube><br><center>'''[[Cops]] arrive at the mosque'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>w5oqSC5JAv0</youtube><br><center>'''Where Philip was radicalized'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>2eBsSc0-o80</youtube><br><center>'''Well-informed take'''</center> | |||
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}} | }}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}} | ||
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
[https://imgur.com/a/g1eiOKU le me] (Pictures of himself posted before the attack) | * <s>[https://imgur.com/a/g1eiOKU le me] (Pictures of himself posted before the attack)</s> {{wayback|https://imgur.com/a/g1eiOKU|20220825201555|title=Archived}} | ||
* [https://www.geni.com/people/Anne-Elisabeth-Faafeng/6000000103167184029 Ded mom lol] | |||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
*[[White Nationalism]] - His motivation. | |||
*[[Anders Behring Breivik]] - His inspiration and a much better example of what [[Norway]] has to offer. | *[[Anders Behring Breivik]] - His inspiration and a much better example of what [[Norway]] has to offer. | ||
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Also his inspiration and a much better example of a mosque shooting. | *[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Also his inspiration and a much better example of a mosque shooting. | ||
*[[Patrick Crusius]] | *[[Alexandre Bissonnette]] - Another ([[Canuck]]) inspiration and a better example of a mosque shooting. | ||
*[[John Earnest]] | *[[Patrick Crusius]] - A [[Winnar|successful]] Tarrant fanboy. | ||
*[[John Earnest]] - Fellow [[failed]] Tarrant fanboy. | |||
*[[Halle synagogue shooting|Stephan Balliet]] - [[Kraut]] retard who’s almost as embarrassing. | |||
*[[Payton Gendron]] - [[Amerimutt]] [[furry]] fedpost [[irl]] who wrote his name on his gun. | |||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
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Philip Manshaus | |
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Born | August 29, 1997 (27 years old) |
Nationality | Aryan Norwegian |
Highscore | Killed his step-sister, but sadly no mudslimes |
Top 50? | Nope. |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No |
After the crusades of Saint Tarrant and his disciples, Philip Manshaus卐, a Norwegian former faggot twink who became the 3rd disciple of Saint Tarrant and tried to shoot up a mosque in Bærum in 2019, wherein there were no serious injuries sustained other than Philip himself getting beat up by an angry old mudslime. He did; however, take an old trick from the book and secured one frag at home, in the form of his 17-year-old Chinese-adopted step-sister.
Background
Philip was born August 29th 1997 in Oslo, the youngest of three brothers. When he was four years old his parents divorced, and one month later his mother would become an hero. Soon after, his father found another old skank and they adopted his sister, Johanne Ihle Hansen from China in 2005.
During 2018, Philip attended a folk high school (fake "schools" with no grades) and met a few christfags that influenced him to convert from atheism to Laestadian Lutheranism. This, paired with his frequent pol perusing lead to the start of his racial awakening and overall more conservative views.
This all escalated after March 15th, 2019, when Brenton Tarrant carried out his mudslime massacre in New Zealand. Then, a little over a month later, fellow Tarrant fanboy John Earnest privately livestreamed his attempt at the high score in a synagogue, only getting one kill before getting v&, and in July Patrick Crusius rekt 23 spics in a walmart. Philip began verbally abusing his step-sister, mostly saying that she was not a human because she was chinese, and she told her friends that she was worried about her brothers new conviction. After being inspired by the recent events, he began to prepare for his own attack.
A few weeks before the attack, Philip's brother had discovered that he had plastered pictures and newspaper articles about Anders Breivik, Brenton Tarrant and other anti-nigger field agents on his wall behind a Norwegian flag, and alerted his step-mom. After talking about it with her, Philip removed the pictures and said there was nothing to worry about and everything was fine.
Shooting
After becoming increasingly concerned about the ever nearing race war, Philip decided it was time to take action. On the 10th of August 2019, Philip was home alone with his step-sister. He opened his dad's weapon locker, armed himself with one double barrel shotgun and two rifles before entering his sister's room, telling her "Enough is enough!" and shooting her four times, three times in the head.
He then geared up with a helmet and GoPro and left in his step-mom's Nissan Leaf heading to Al-Noor mosque to execute his plans to kill sum mudslimes on stream, however he did not get the livestream to work but went ahead with the attack anyway. His GoPro did record the entire ordeal though, and the audio was partially leaked in a documentary some time later.
Equipped with the shotgun and one of the rifles, Philip entered the mosque by shooting out a glass door. He had arrived late, and there were only three elderly muslims left in the mosque upon his arrival. Immediately upon entering, a 65-year-old former Pakistan air force nigga got ahold of him and tried to wrestle him to the ground. Another old ass muslim with diabetes came along and tried to take Philip's guns away from him, resulting in him firing his shotgun twice, nearly hitting the diabetic in the leg, but ultimately missing each shot. After some time, the old mudslimes succeed in taking away his guns and pinning him to the ground, bashing his head with his own rifle. A third somewhat younger mudslime runs out of the building to call the police, while the diabetic mudslime leaves because he has to eat or something. The air force nigga mudslime keeps Philip pinned to the ground by himself until the police arrive, and he is v&.
The whole event lasted about 30 minutes and ended up being an epic fail, and Philip was taken into police custody.
Loadout
Graded Score
Kill count: | 1/20 Only one kill, none during the actual shooting. |
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Accuracy: | 0/20 Couldn't hit anyone other than his sleeping step-sister. |
Style: | 2/20 Brenton Tarrant wannabe but failed to set up his livestream, got rekt by a 100yr old mudslime with diabetes. |
Butthurt: | 12/20 Massive butthurt in Norway, but nobody else really cares. |
Bonus: | 10/20 Nazi salutes in court. |
Aftermath
After being arrested, Philip was quickly sent to the courthouse where the press lie in wait to put his black and blue face on public display. He gave the camera a smug smile, causing lots of butthurt, and was held in police custody for a few months before his trial. A few more court visits and a couple nazi salutes later Philip's claims of self-defense were dismissed as bullshit and he was handed Norway's longest sentence of 21 years with the possibility of having his sentence extended.
Gallery
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Philip in a promotional shot for his documentary series.
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Philip in court, badly beaten
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Philip's mugshot
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During a phase
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The air force mudslime nigga that beat his ass, barely scratched
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His stepmom's car, used to get to the mosque.
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The gun used to kill Johanne, left in the car.
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His head was so square he looked like a Minecraft character
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In his younger days, where did it all go wrong?
Videos
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External Links
le me (Pictures of himself posted before the attack)Archived- Ded mom lol
See also
- White Nationalism - His motivation.
- Anders Behring Breivik - His inspiration and a much better example of what Norway has to offer.
- Brenton Tarrant - Also his inspiration and a much better example of a mosque shooting.
- Alexandre Bissonnette - Another (Canuck) inspiration and a better example of a mosque shooting.
- Patrick Crusius - A successful Tarrant fanboy.
- John Earnest - Fellow failed Tarrant fanboy.
- Stephan Balliet - Kraut retard who’s almost as embarrassing.
- Payton Gendron - Amerimutt furry fedpost irl who wrote his name on his gun.
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