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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jesse Osborne'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Jesse Osborne'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 8, 2002 ({{age|2002|9|8}} years old)}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 3}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 3}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''| | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lol no}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}} | ||
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[[File:Fatass.png|thumb|180px|right|Fatass that tackled him]] | [[File:Fatass.png|thumb|180px|right|Fatass that tackled him]] | ||
[[File:Love.png|thumb|150px|right|Him and his daddy. Notice the possession of a tactical school shooter assault [[Dylann Roof|bowl cut]] [[Adam Lanza|hairstyle]].]] | [[File:Love.png|thumb|150px|right|Him and his daddy. Notice the possession of a tactical school shooter assault [[Dylann Roof|bowl cut]] [[Adam Lanza|hairstyle]].]] | ||
'''Jesse Osborne''' is an [[edgy]] [[13 year old boy|14-year-old]] faggot who killed his dad and drove his pick-up truck to his local elementary school and shot 3 people before being tackled and shackled. His assault became known as the ''Townville Elementary School shooting'' (A.K.A Sandy Hook 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]). Frankly, no one gave a fuck about his chimpout. But what they didn't realize was that poor old Jesse was possessed by THE GRINCH- I mean, [[Adam Lanza|ADAM LANZA]],the renowned autist who shot his mom and drove to his old elementary school and [[Win|shot 20 kids]]. Jesse Osborne was first suspected to just be re-enacting Sandy Hook until the scientists at ED found out that Adam's ghost had possessed Jesse and decided to try and add more points to his [[High Score]]. | '''Jesse Osborne''' is an [[edgy]] [[13 year old boy|14-year-old]] faggot who killed his dad and drove his pick-up truck to his local elementary school and shot 3 people before being tackled and shackled. His assault became known as the ''Townville Elementary School shooting'' (A.K.A Sandy Hook 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]). Frankly, no one gave a fuck about his chimpout. But what they didn't realize was that poor old Jesse was possessed by THE GRINCH- I mean, [[Adam Lanza|ADAM LANZA]], the renowned autist who shot his mom and drove to his old elementary school and [[Win|shot 20 kids]]. Jesse Osborne was first suspected to just be re-enacting Sandy Hook until the scientists at ED found out that Adam's ghost had possessed Jesse and decided to try and add more points to his [[High Score]]. | ||
Before Jesse was able to go for the High Score, some fucking fatass kid was lurking in the school after scoffing down a super-sized severing of [[McDonald's]] and bellyflopped on Jesse, leading to his arrest. Jesse however said that he [[Pussy|threw his gun away and called his grandparents and cried to them on the phone before the fatass got to him.]] Either way, Jesse is now locked away in [[Prison|juvenile detention]], living the thug life segregated from the [[internets]], young [[wimminz]], and education for [[Assburgers|special needs students]]. All he has left to enjoy is getting his scrawny ass buttfucked during [[Bubba]]'s daily routine. | Before Jesse was able to go for the High Score, some fucking fatass kid was lurking in the school after scoffing down a super-sized severing of [[McDonald's]] and bellyflopped on Jesse, leading to his arrest. Jesse however said that he [[Pussy|threw his gun away and called his grandparents and cried to them on the phone before the fatass got to him.]] Either way, Jesse is now locked away in [[Prison|juvenile detention]], living the thug life segregated from the [[internets]], young [[wimminz]], and education for [[Assburgers|special needs students]]. All he has left to enjoy is getting his scrawny ass buttfucked during [[Bubba]]'s daily routine. | ||
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== Graded Score == | == Graded Score == | ||
{{GradedScore|2| |8|2 killed, 3 injured.|10|Tryhard school shooting.|4|No one really cared about this shooting. Plus school shootings are already ingrained in society.|16|Pwned his dad before setting out for the High Score.|40|F|You will never outrank Adam Lanza. However, at least you did better than [[Brooke Higgins and Sienna Johnson]].}} | |||
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{{cg|'''His Instagram shit'''|shotmeme3|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | {{cg|'''His Instagram shit'''|shotmeme3|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
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* [[Adam Lanza]] - Jesse's idol. | * [[Adam Lanza]] - Jesse's idol. | ||
* [[Sandy Hook]] - Jesse's Favorite CP Plot, but "I swear it wuz fake!!!" Said Alex Jones. | |||
* [[Jaylen Fryberg]] - Another teen who chimped out at his school in 2014. | * [[Jaylen Fryberg]] - Another teen who chimped out at his school in 2014. | ||
* [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - White supremacist faggot who went on a rampage in the same state as Jesse did. | * [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - White supremacist faggot who went on a rampage in the same state as Jesse did. | ||
