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{{an hero}} | :''"Colorado Springs Shooting" redirects here. For the 2007 shooting, see [[Matthew Murray]]. For the other 2015 shooting a month later, see [[Robert Lewis Dear]]. For the 2022 shooting, see [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]].'' | ||
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Noah Jacob Harpham'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Noah Jacob Harpham'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 10, 1982}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 31, 2015 (aged 33)}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 1}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3, injured 1}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck no}} | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck no}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by cops)}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by cops)}} | ||
{{Ibend}} | {{Ibend}} | ||
After [[Chris Harper Mercer]] kicked off October 2015 to a good start with a school shooting, '''Noah Harpham''' was inspired to follow his lead. The result was a mass shooting in the streets of [[Colorado|Colorado Springs]] which sadly resulted in the deaths of only 3 noobs. He was at least smart enough to become an hero instead of face 50 years in the slammer with [[bubba]]. | After [[Chris Harper Mercer]] kicked off October 2015 to a good start with a school shooting, '''Noah Harpham''' was inspired to follow his lead. The result was a mass shooting in the streets of [[Colorado|Colorado Springs]] which sadly resulted in the deaths of only 3 noobs. He was at least smart enough to become an hero instead of face 50 years in the slammer with [[bubba]]. | ||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[Beta Uprising]] - | * [[Beta Uprising]] - The ongoing insurgency committed by outcast loners | ||
* [[Colorado]] - Prone to [[Mass Shooting|mass shootings]] | * [[Colorado]] - Prone to [[Mass Shooting|mass shootings]] | ||
* [[Chris Harper Mercer]] - | * [[Chris Harper Mercer]] - Another beta degen | ||
* [[Nghtmrchld26]] - The New Life Church, Colorado Springs, shooter | |||
* [[King Robert]] - Also attacked Colorado Springs, 28 days later no less! | |||
* [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - Colorado Springs can't catch a break, huh? | |||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
*{{wayback|http://sunwatermovementfoodandsleep.com/|20151102132640|title=Blog}} - Archive of his blog for when it inevitably goes offline. | |||
*{{yt|c|UCYEHj74Kr0CkjXuetKmg3FA|His YouTube}} | |||
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[[Category:Abnormal Psych]] | [[Category:Abnormal Psych]] | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:2015]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:46, 11 September 2025
- "Colorado Springs Shooting" redirects here. For the 2007 shooting, see Matthew Murray. For the other 2015 shooting a month later, see Robert Lewis Dear. For the 2022 shooting, see Anderson Lee Aldrich.
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| Noah Jacob Harpham | |
| Born | June 10, 1982 |
| Died | October 31, 2015 (aged 33) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 3, injured 1 |
| Top 50? | Fuck no |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No (Killed by cops) |
After Chris Harper Mercer kicked off October 2015 to a good start with a school shooting, Noah Harpham was inspired to follow his lead. The result was a mass shooting in the streets of Colorado Springs which sadly resulted in the deaths of only 3 noobs. He was at least smart enough to become an hero instead of face 50 years in the slammer with bubba.
Background
Noah Jacob Harpham was born to a very religious family. Not much is known of him and nobody cares since his high score pales in comparison to others. Due to his awkward mumbling and irrational and illogical dislike of christianity, we can assume that he was probably molested as a kid or recently before his assault. The fact that he only made one blog before going postal could also suggest that christian cultists could have brainwashed him and made him into a false flag plant for zionist purposes or something. Who gives a fuck anyways? There's massacres seemingly every damn week now and this loser couldn't kill more than 3 people.
Videos
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 3/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 9/20 |
| Style: | 12/20 Generic Caucasian Chimpout |
| Butthurt: | 7/20 |
| Bonus: | 13/20 Going postal in the streets instead of a school |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
See Also
- Beta Uprising - The ongoing insurgency committed by outcast loners
- Colorado - Prone to mass shootings
- Chris Harper Mercer - Another beta degen
- Nghtmrchld26 - The New Life Church, Colorado Springs, shooter
- King Robert - Also attacked Colorado Springs, 28 days later no less!
- Anderson Lee Aldrich - Colorado Springs can't catch a break, huh?
External Links
Blog - Archive of his blog for when it inevitably goes offline.
His YouTube
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