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October 24th, 2022; our nigga is sitting in his 2012 Dodge Avenger outside CVPA, dressed [[Edgy|in all black including a balaclava]] and getting ready to strike. He gets out of the car, and walks to a side entrance and...[[Fuck|finds out the doors are locked]]. So he does the same thing the [[Adam Lanza|Cultural Philistine]] did and just shoot out the glass to gain entry. Upon entering at [[9/11|9.11 A.M]] [[Comedy|Carl Winslow from Family Matters]] is sitting at the front desk when Orlando fires at him, [[Epic fail| somehow not hitting him]] and allowing the security guard to alert the others and call the [[Partyvan|partyvan]]. Now is the start of Amoklauf in der Schule. He makes his way up to the third floor, and attempts to [[Hatred|kill anyone in his path]], getting only [[Fail|2 fucking frags]] and directly injuring 4. During the shooting, he entered a dance class and attempted to kill all the occupants, but just when his luck wasn't getting any better his gun jammed and he had to stop to fix said jam, allowing everyone inside to [[GTFO]]. At 9:15, seeing that the Anti-Fun Police was turning up, he decided to do the same thing as his idol [[Salvador Ramos| Salvador]] did and barricade himself inside an empty classroom, waiting for the pigs to come. As such, they found him in the classroom and tried to promise him that there would be a free endless supply of fried chicken and Kool-Aid in [[Prison|prison]] if he gave himself up, but he wasn't playing and meant buiznezz. At 9:25, the RACISS PIGZ! shot our boy for [[Fuck the police|resisting the whitey controlled ZOG system; BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!]]. | October 24th, 2022; our nigga is sitting in his 2012 Dodge Avenger outside CVPA, dressed [[Edgy|in all black including a balaclava]] and getting ready to strike. He gets out of the car, and walks to a side entrance and...[[Fuck|finds out the doors are locked]]. So he does the same thing the [[Adam Lanza|Cultural Philistine]] did and just shoot out the glass to gain entry. Upon entering at [[9/11|9.11 A.M]] [[Comedy|Carl Winslow from Family Matters]] is sitting at the front desk when Orlando fires at him, [[Epic fail| somehow not hitting him]] and allowing the security guard to alert the others and call the [[Partyvan|partyvan]]. Now is the start of Amoklauf in der Schule. He makes his way up to the third floor, and attempts to [[Hatred|kill anyone in his path]], getting only [[Fail|2 fucking frags]] and directly injuring 4. During the shooting, he entered a dance class and attempted to kill all the occupants, but just when his luck wasn't getting any better his gun jammed and he had to stop to fix said jam, allowing everyone inside to [[GTFO]]. At 9:15, seeing that the Anti-Fun Police was turning up, he decided to do the same thing as his idol [[Salvador Ramos| Salvador]] did and barricade himself inside an empty classroom, waiting for the pigs to come. As such, they found him in the classroom and tried to promise him that there would be a free endless supply of fried chicken and Kool-Aid in [[Prison|prison]] if he gave himself up, but he wasn't playing and meant buiznezz. At 9:25, the RACISS PIGZ! shot our boy for [[Fuck the police|resisting the whitey controlled ZOG system; BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!]]. | ||
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| Orlando D. Harris | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 2, injured 7 (4 by gunfire) |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, killed by da rayzist pigz |
Orlando Harris was a 19-year-old blackcel, wannabe white boy, and failed SoundCloud rapper who was upset he was 1% white and therefore still wasn't well-endowed with the BBC, which thus led him to being gang-raped and isolated from his fellow negroids to the point he decided to play the white man's game at his former high school.
Background
Born in 2003 in the Niggery, SJW, Christard-infested, Bosnian and slavic-invading, multicultural, degenerate, porky, idiotic, IMMA SEN' SHOOTAS ON YO BLOCK CUH!, shithole that is the city of St. Louis in the American administrative district of Misery, Orlando grew up with a seemingly normal childhood until he reached middle school. Despite being a native KFC-loving nigga like the majority of his peers and trying to fit in with the crowd like most normie school kids do, other niggers sensed for whatever reason(s) that he was soft. This led to him not being allowed to join the local crips chapter of St. Louis and not being invited after school to play COD and 2K. But more importantly, this meant he was unable to get da big ghetto booty throat-GOAT thOt queenz.
Starting high school at the acclaimed Central Visual and Performing Arts High School in 2017, he became more bullied and more of a loner, not having any friends and still not getting any bitches to suck his SBC. Despite all this, he was a sound technician in one of his drama classes, where he was said to have been very social and talked about his interests and girls he was interested in. He also played drums, definite red flag there. Because of his social isolation, his mental health suffered a shit-ton, and he became depressed and suicidal, which led to his mom (because no father) having him admitted to mental health institutions and hospitalizations. It's most likely he was prescribed Jew pills. As he graduated from the shithole in 2021, if COVID didn't make him feel more lonely then he already was, then the fact he was now to continue living as a wagie amongst society most likely intensified it. By August of 2022, he worked in catering, lived with his mom in their shitty ghetto house, and probably spent most of his time on his PC and playing vidya gamez. Orlando probably thought by this time there was no point in living anymore, had a dreary future, and wasn't gonna lose his V-Card anytime soon. So he needed an escape from this life, something to finally put him out of his niggerly misery once and for all, and heres where that 1% white comes in.
Preperation
It's not known so far (since STLMPD like to gatekeep shit) when exactly he started to research them, but Orlando took an interest in school shootings, Whether if his research was on the scale of Autistic chimp Adam Lanza or if he just read Wikipedia articles like a normie dumbfuck, its unknown; but he soon realized he now had a way to finally an hero and also get back at the society that had shitted and forgotten him all his life. Its very possible he was also a Columbiner since he was probably gay for and had the last name of Eric Harris even though Eric hated niggers and killed one with some buckshot. And so sometime in August, Orlando prepared to try and go for the high score. He tried to purchase a gun from a dealer at a gun show in another city on October 8th, but despite having no criminal record (at least allegedly), he failed to pass his background check due to the fact his family forced him into the looney bin multiple times against his will. Since getting a gun legally was out of the question, he now had to either buy one illegally (except not even the gangs like him enough to lend him a Glizzy even tho these streets is hard) or just go to a private seller, which he did. He purchased a Palmetto State Armory AR-15, and overtime more than 600 rounds and some more magazines. Clearly however the nigger wasn't good at stashing the shit, because his mother found the gun and ratted him out to the nigger-hating pigs. Even though he was lawfully allowed to have it, the pigs gave it to another adult for safekeeping. Orlando however played a burglary side activity to get it back from the nigga and had his gun put in a storage unit until the Day of Retribution.
Chimpout
October 24th, 2022; our nigga is sitting in his 2012 Dodge Avenger outside CVPA, dressed in all black including a balaclava and getting ready to strike. He gets out of the car, and walks to a side entrance and...finds out the doors are locked. So he does the same thing the Cultural Philistine did and just shoot out the glass to gain entry. Upon entering at 9.11 A.M Carl Winslow from Family Matters is sitting at the front desk when Orlando fires at him, somehow not hitting him and allowing the security guard to alert the others and call the partyvan. Now is the start of Amoklauf in der Schule. He makes his way up to the third floor, and attempts to kill anyone in his path, getting only 2 fucking frags and directly injuring 4. During the shooting, he entered a dance class and attempted to kill all the occupants, but just when his luck wasn't getting any better his gun jammed and he had to stop to fix said jam, allowing everyone inside to GTFO. At 9:15, seeing that the Anti-Fun Police was turning up, he decided to do the same thing as his idol Salvador did and barricade himself inside an empty classroom, waiting for the pigs to come. As such, they found him in the classroom and tried to promise him that there would be a free endless supply of fried chicken and Kool-Aid in prison if he gave himself up, but he wasn't playing and meant buiznezz. At 9:25, the RACISS PIGZ! shot our boy for resisting the whitey controlled ZOG system; BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!.
Gameplay
The pwned
- Alexzandria Bell
: Age 15 - Jean Kuczka
: Age 61
Graded Score
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| Kill count: | 2/20 |
| Accuracy: | 6/20 |
| Style: | 5/20 Generic AR-15 mass school shooting |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Moderate butthurt, mainly in STL and Missouri, though Joe Biden BAWWW'd on Twitter |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Worst school shooting in Missouri |
| Total score: 43/100 (F) | |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Gallery
See Also
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Columbine: |
Columbine • Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold • Super Columbine Massacre RPG • Do you believe in god • Columbine Copycats • Columbine Gallery • Columbiners |
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| Admirers |
Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Artyom Kazantsev • Asa Coon • Bob8466 • Brooke Higgins & Sienna Johnson • Cho Seung-Hui • Dillon Cossey • Ichverbot • Jaylen Fryberg • Jeff Weise • Kimveer Gill • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath • Lynn Ann • Neocities • Nghtmrchld26 • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Robert Butler Jr. • Robert Hawkins • Robert Steinhäuser • Ryan Schallenberger • Sebastian Bosse • Sol Pais • TheAmazingAtheist • Tim Kretschmer • Vladislav Roslyakov • William Atchison • You | |
| Locations: |
Colorado • United States • School • Suburbs | |
| Related: |
Doom • Police Brutality • Postal • School Shooting • Mass Shooting • Video games • Trenchcoat • Marilyn Manson • KMFDM • Rammstein • Goth • Concerned Mother • Newgrounds • Ryan Lambourn • School Shooter: North American Tour 2012 • The Matrix • South Park • Michael Moore • Quentin Tarantino • 1990s • Jack Thompson • Gun control |
| Locus in quo: |
Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 |
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| Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
| Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
| Haters gonna hate: | |
| Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting |
| Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
| Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
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ADOS ♠ AIDS ♠ All The Niggers Are Dead ♠ Black People Love Us! ♠ Chocolate Rain ♠ Computer Science III ♠ Culexor ♠ Gay Nigger Association of America ♠ ISWAP ♠ Kwanzaa ♠ NAACP ♠ P.A. Palace ♠ Sheeeit ♠ There are no niggers on the Internet ♠ Unemployment ♠ and Welfare | |
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A. Wyatt Mann ♠ Azn ♠ Buck Breakers ♠ Cops ♠ Chimpmania ♠ Don Imus ♠ Dylann Storm Roof ♠ Ebola virus ♠ Employment ♠ Epic Beard Man ♠ Graykat ♠ Illuminati ♠ James Watson ♠ Johnny Rebel ♠ Justine Sacco ♠ Ku Klux Klan ♠ Kramer ♠ Moonman ♠ Payton Gendron ♠ Popobawa ♠ Permit Patty ♠ Racism ♠ Ray Tensing ♠ Ryan Palmeter ♠ Shitskin Plantation ♠ Spics ♠ Stormfront ♠ The BLM Killer ♠ Total Nigger Death ♠ W ♠ White people |