Postal

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Postal can refer to:

• The act of Going Postal; to attempt the act of committing a Mass Shooting.
  • Can also refer to simply going batshit insane, regardless of going for the High Score.
• Postal 2, a video game in which the entire point is to commit mass murder.
  • A shitty movie adaption of the above video game series, made by Uwe Boll.
• A postal worker; one who works for a Post Office.

The word "Postal" evolving to mean the act of a mass shooting arose in the late 1980s, after numerous postal workers shot up their office or the streets of America. More than 40 fags got pwn'd in over 20 incidents to date.

See Also

• Anders Breivik - the grand champion of the act
• Brandon Hole - the fedex shooter
• School Shooting - the lulziest way of going postal
• Columbine - the most infamous one
• High Score

This is a disambiguation page — we hope you feel less ambiguated.