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2021
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2020 Version 2.0: Electric Boogaloo (also known as simply 2021) was the sequel to the shitshow that was 2020, and it was thought 2021 would be much more difficult to endure than its predecessor. Right off the bat, 2021 began to look the way it did at the start of the past few years, and progressively would get worse as times goes on.
The only thing that lied ahead in these dangerous times, was complete and total darkness, moar lockdowns, and newer, deadly strains of the Jewronavirus.
Are you too dumb or non-sober to remember highlights and lowlights of 2021? Relax, we here at ED have you covered.
Dramatic Events of 2021
January 2021
- Britbong rappa MF Doom's passing (which had actually happened in 2020!) is announced by his family suddenly.... Press MF to pay respek to dis adult swim bumper ass nigga.
- "Food... we need food..."
- The USA's President Trump, having been defeated by 46th USA Prez Joe Biden speaks at a rally in DC, after which a mix of Antifa'ers, Boogaloo folks, and QAnon supporters decide to IRL-raid the US Capitol Building. Baked Alaska was involved in the siege/raid as well.
- Lulz ensues, and the media freaks out. This also results in Trump receiving the IRL-banhammer in the form of (his second) Impeachment. Many a lulzy shooped meme would come from the photo-ops taken at the Capitol siege.
February 2021
- It was Valentine's Day again.
- And yet you are still forever alone. How we know that to be true: Well, you're browsing ED.
- February 15 - Annual Valentine's Candy Clearance Sales Day.
- EAT UP, FATTIES.
March 2021
- Robert Aaron Long kickstarts America's favorite pastime (this time against Azns) after over a year of dormancy.
- Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa kills 10 fags at a Kingsoopers in Colorado, getting the highest amount of frags this year unfortunately.
April 2021
- Vinesauce Vinny gets the outrage cancel culture cult called on him over a hoax so he's gettin' a lawyer to file a lolsuit
- El Risitas dies at the age of 65.
- Brony Brandon Hole shoots up his FedEx Ground facility to meet Applejack in the afterlife
- Aediot and Silene got embarassed publically on Kiwi Farms
- EDP445 Is lambasted for being a pedophile and starts his own website
May 2021
- Boogie2988 Has a warrant issued for his arrest after ChadKing666 Trolled him Last thursday, The youtuber subsequently Turns himself in the next day
- EZPZ is Bawwing because his ED.wiki is a broken empty piece of shit. Maybe he should stick to talking about cartoons...autist.
- JewTube decides to delete every video that makes fun of 9/11.
- Ilnaz Galyaviev pwns 9 n00bs in Russia
- Samuel Cassidy goes postal at a railyard in California, getting the same amount of kills as Ilnaz.
June 2021
- Juneteenth was officially federally instated as a national holiday within the USA
- Kiwifarms harassed a tranny emulator developer to the point of An Hero. The site, which also hosts the CWCKi, was then DDOS'd and is on the verge of being deplatformed by CloudFlare a-la 8chan.
July 2021
- Ze Olympics happen in Tokyo
- Prison dimension unlocked for Chris Chan and Isabella Loretta Janke
- JewTube, being the pussies they are, decided to make every unlisted video prior to December 2017 private unless the user of said videos opt out.
August 2021
- Jake Davison IRLbanhammers 6 brits in the first mass shooting in 11 years, ultimately an heroing.
- but gun grabbing works guis!!1
- Afghanistan falls to Taliban rule.
- "No More War."
September 2021
- Texas permabans Abortions
- People start taking Horse Dewormer to try to cure their Coronavirus
- Bashurverse dies due to Corona
- ANOTHER FUCKING MASS SHOOTING IN RUSSIA
- A blitzkrieg happens on ED for the 9,000th time with Antandrus and BHn8t=ZEFa blanking articles to humiliate themselves. This lead to account creation being disabled for a couple of weeks.
October 2021
- "How long; O Lord?"
- Facebook is down for almost a day as Mark Zuckerberg wanted to pussy out from the media's "whistleblowers".
- Twitch is hacked, leaking the amount of jew gold Twitch streamers make. People were outraged over their favorite Twitch streamers not being broke like they are.
- Our then-current Twitter account got suspended.
- UK parliament member David Ames gets stabbed to shit and dies
- Halloween Kills arrives in movie theaters - well, in the few theaters that survived the lockdown.
- It SLAYED.
- ErtasVideos is planning to merge FSW with Encyclopedia Dramatica. Let's hope not.
- Peaceful Muslim convert Espen Andersen Brathen practices his archery skillz on old people in Kongsberg, Norway.
- Alec Baldwin shot and killed a woman.
- "but it was an accident!!!!"
- HALLOWEEN...
November 2021
- NNN has begun.
- JewTube decides to get rid of the number count on the Dislike button.
- Lowtax dies of a drug overdose.
- Kyle Rittenhouse walks free, and the cuckservative media starts lining up to blow him.
- Shadman is face doxed after taking the Party Van for heroin induced violence.
- Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition is released, leading to a shitty launch riddled with bugs and glitches not present in the original games. Cockstar then decides to release the original versions of the games on their launcher for free through 2022.
- Some nigger rams his SUV into a Christmas parade in Wisconsin, killing 6 people.
- Ethan Crumbley goes for the high score in Michigan, and fails miserably.
December 2021
- Destroy Dick December begins.
- The Game Awards of 2021 began at 4:00 on December 9, much lulz and toxicity endues.
- Antandrus creates more sockpuppets and adds himself to articles.
- The admins are asleep on Christmas and December 26, leading to chaos and 1 fucking around with Hipcrime’s subpages.
- John Madden dies at the age of 85.
- RIP Le Playstation Football Man.
- Betty White finally fucking dies.
- Joe Biden orders a "winter of severe illness and death" for 2022, but the only illnesses and deaths are from their mystery Jew vaxxes because even coronavirus doesn't care what the Vegetable in Chief says.
See Also
- Need a recap of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: 2020
- The "Years" category here on ED
- Coronavirus
| Article of the Now January 1 & 2, 2022 | ||
| Preceded by Kwanzaa |
2021 | Succeeded by Cultural Marxism |
| Dramatic Years | ||
| Preceded by 2020 |
2021 | Succeeded by 2022 |