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Brian Isaack Clyde

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BIGGEST FAIL OF 2019 BY FAR
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Got pwned by the pigs, good riddance.
Brian Isaack Clyde
Born September 30, 1996
Died June 17, 2019 (aged 22)
Nationality Americunt  
Occupation Armyfag, basement dweller
Highscore NO KILLS, NO INJURIES
Top 50? Not by a long shot
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No (killed by police)

When you think of all the faggots who failed at going on a rampage, who comes to mind? The fatass Asa Coon? Brandon Clegg? Maybe even ED's own AlGore? Well, just as your stupid ass was thinking about it, A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS! After being fed up with being ass-raped constantly in boot camp, some 22-year-old armyfag from Texas named Brian Isaack Clyde decided to go postal near a government building for some fucking reason. He looked like he was ready to cause some lulz, due to his military training and being armed with an assault rifle with several mags and military gear. Unfortunately, no lulz were gained that day. Brian didn't think that shooting up a public building would probably result in him getting b& from life. He tried to shoot his way out of his troubles (WHILE HITTING NO ONE), but the cops pulled up with the van and shot him dead. For some reason, the cops tried to revive this neckbeard but alas, Clyde died in a puddle of his own piss. Then everyone went about their day, and in a matter of hours no one remembered this fucker even shot up anything because he was that much of a failure.

If anything is to be gained from this, it just shows that edgy kids, Azns, autists, washed-up old men, and even Muslims are better at mass shootings than a trained soldier.

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Quotes

tfw u failed ur shooting
   
 
I decided to finish getting all of my mags. 2 40 rounders and 8 30 rounders total.
 

 
 

—Clyde, bragging about his ammo count but failing to use any of it.

   
 
I don’t know how much longer I have, but the f—ing storm is coming.
 

 
 

—Later failed at bringing the storm.

   
 
This storm is about to pay for kicking me off my porch.
 

 
 

Porch monkey, lol.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 WHAT A FAIL
Accuracy: 0/20 Missed every shot
Style: 5/20 At least he looked like he could do something, but he couldn't
Butthurt: 3/20 Only mentioned in local news
Bonus: 0/20 Pathetic
Total Score: 8/100 (F-)
ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS, GUESS WE KNOW WHICH ONE HE IS!
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