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Jesse Osborne
Jesse Osborne | |
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Nationality: | Americunt |
Highscore | Killed 2, injured 3 |
Top 25? | lol no |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | Nope |
Jesse Osborne is an edgy 14-year-old faggot who killed his dad and drove his pick-up truck to his local elementary school and shot 3 people before being tackled and shackled. Frankly, no one gave a fuck about his chimpout. But what they didn't realize was that poor old Jesse was possessed by THE GRINCH- I mean, ADAM LANZA,the renowned autist who shot his mom and drove to his old elementary school and shot 20 kids. Jesse Osborne was first suspected to just be re-enacting Sandy Hook until the scientists at ED found out that Adam's ghost had possessed Jesse and decided to try and add more points to his High Score but some fatass was lurking in the school and bellyflopped on Jesse.
Graded Score
Graded score | |
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Kill count: | 2/20 |
Accuracy: | 8/20 2 killed, 3 injured. |
Style: | 10/20 Tryhard school shooting |
Butthurt: | 4/20 No one really cared about this shooting. |
Bonus: | 16/20 Pwned his dad before setting out for the High Score |
Total score: 40/100 (D-) |
See also
- Adam Lanza - Jesse's idol.
- Jaylen Fryberg - Another teen who chimped out at his school in 2014.
- Dylann Storm Roof - White supremacist faggot who went on a rampage in the same state as Jesse did.
- High Score - What he failed to achieve.
- An Hero - What he should have done.
- Bubba - The nigger who is tending to Jesse in juvenile prison right now.
Jesse Osborne is part of a series on Psychopaths
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