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Ariana Grande Massacre
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BREAKING NEWS!! MUSLIMS DID IT??? |
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| Ariana Grande Massacre | |
| Nationality: | English Scum? |
| Highscore | Killed 22, injured 59 |
| Top 25? | ??? |
| Style | ??? |
| An Hero? | ??? |
The Ariana Grande Massacre was a happening on 22 May 2017 outside Manchester Arena in Bongistan after a concert by American tartlet Ariana Grande aka Arena Grenade, who was not hurt unfortunately. Over 9,000 people had the bad taste to want to see Ariana Grande on her "Dangerous Woman" Tour, and at least 78 people learned just how dangerous Ariana Grande really is.
After the concert was over, an explosion reportedly happened in the foyer of the arena, in what appears to be a suicide bomb by a Muslim robot, with "nuts and bolts flying everywhere", possibly a nail bomb. Sources say a bomb went "bang bang into the room" and "bang bang all over you."
The massacre was the biggest terrorist high score in Bongistan since 52 people were killed in London in 2005. Source say that guilt-ridden Muslim taxi cab drivers offered free rides to people after the concert.
Sources say that Twitter accounts linked to ISIS mentioned Manchester before the attack happened. The attack appears to be an effort by ISIS to redpill Britfags who voted against Brexit on the true nature of multiculturalism and Islam, which everyone knows is a religion of peace™.
Manchester in early 2017
In late January 2017, over 9,000 people marched in London to protest The Donald's travel ban on 7 Mudslime countries, and chanted "refugees welcome here" and "Theresa May, shame on you." There were also large demonstrations in Edinburgh, Cardiff, and Birmingham. A 24-year-old Britfag named Dean Smith 
organized a protest in Manchester, in opposition to The Donald's planned Muslim travel ban in Amerilard. Liz Parker of Manchester said "We don’t care if someone is a Muslim or a Christian or what colour their skin is. We just want to live in harmony with the human race." Julia Steinberg of Manchester said "Trump is Islamophobic." Two months before the concert massacre, on 18 March, 2017, there was a event in London "Manchester Coaches to UN Anti Racist Demo in London" on UN Anti-Racism Day, with "refugees and migrants welcome" to stand up to racism, Islamophobia, and anti-Semitism. And now we know how that all turned out.
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Arena Grenade
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| Kill count: | 22/20 |
| Accuracy: | ??/20 |
| Style: | ??/20 |
| Butthurt: | ??/20 |
| Bonus: | ??/20 |
| Total score: ???/100 (S) | |
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| Featured article May 23 & 24, 2017 | ||
| Preceded by Saudi Arabia |
Ariana Grande Massacre | Succeeded by TBA |