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BLACKB0ND
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Warning! YOUR OPINIONS AREN'T VALID UNLESS THEY'RE THE SAME AS BLACKB0ND'S! DO NOT BOTHER SPEAKING YOURS! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT! |
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This luser is an unmilked lolcow, and should have been trolled a long time ago. You can help by starting a Flame War at their own expense. |
BLACKB0ND (aka Ryan Galiber) is an internet famous half-breed who spends his spare time making bait videos for YouTube jewgolds. His channel is fueled only by drama, controversy, and drinking the tears of gamers with an opposite preference.
BLACKB0ND's videos do however have a purpose; he elaborates upon why his opinion is always valid and claims to "speak the truth". His vocabulary would appear to be limited, as demonstrated by the repeated use of the terms "clown," "social reject," "exposed," "damage control," and "cocksucker," the last being one which he utilizes to excess, due to an enormous amount of projection and personal experience.
— BLACKB0ND | ||
Ryan the Mischievous Troll
Despite on many occasions claiming many times to not being a troll, Ryan constantly goes on other videos attacking small channels and shaming them on his own videos. In summary, Ryan goes around bullying people with a lower rate of subscribers and prevents them from getting a decent amount.
Ryan Galiber is a man full of multiple contradictions. Ryan will usually change his opinion based on what situation is at hand. For example, he claimed that E3 was an event for "social rejects" and "corporate slaves" crying about "who won this and who won that" not knowing that he had already made multiple videos on E3 about the subject and got humiliated as a result, of course he would soon respond in a not at all butthurt manner.
Ryan is a primary school teacher because of his simplistic grammatical ability. What this means is that while Ryan isn't uploading his next bait video, he's stroking his orangutan sausage over school photos of his students like a sick fuck.
To prove he isn't just an attic-dwelling donkey, Ryan has posted multiple videos of his summer vacation expecting people to care about his personal life. As shown, Ryan has also uploaded multiple pictures of him with some girls. What's hilarious about his however is that every women he has taken a photo with is either ugly or slightly below average elegance. Ryan does this to show his haters is that he's a ladies man and that he eats more pussy and then gulps it down with their delicious tears. His biggest fear is letting these hoes finding out that they have their special spot on his very own Encyclopedia Dramatica page.
Of course, every YouTuber is going to have braindead subscribers like Ryan's. These subs hail Ryan for the overwhelming statements he makes, except these retards don't understand that Ryan is using them for monetization on his videos and that they could easily look up a video game news website to find out the latest gaming information. Ryan's followers always believe that everything he says is always 100% right and are quick to respond to any individual who says otherwise. Giving Ryan any sort of criticism will result in your Jewgle inbox flooding with slanders such as "HAHA U MAD" or "You're just a deluded fanboy who cannot accept the truth, you're just a corporate slave damage controlling for his favorite company, clowns like you are social rejects who are destroying gaming". You can easily tell what makes a loyalist to Ryan if the commenter is using a handful of his vocabulary.
Ryan is known for his self-hatred of black people. This explains there are no black women in his photos. He believes that the reason no one wants to make a their own channel on YouTube is because of "ignorant black people" when in reality it's just black people who scare any potential talent away as discussed in the video below.
Ryan's Internet Sissy Fights
Ryan vs. Doctre81
An on going war between two hardcore gangsters who argue about video games. Ryan has dedicated over two years of his life to making videos about Doctre81 and encouraging his personal army to attack his YouTube channel.
Doctre81 at first had a much bigger YouTube channel with moar subscribers. Ryan saw this as a chance to leech off his success from a superior YouTube channel, (even though it's still a piece of shit.) All of this was the reason why Ryan has gained a following.
Ryan vs. AsheVillian
The closest Ryan has ever gotten into a real fight with another gangsta. Ashevillian had been bullied by Ryan for no real reason and due to the Ashevillian's batshit insane nature, he had threatened Ryan with guns and ended up being disgraced on Ryan's own videos. The Ashevillian then began sobbing his eyes out and ran away never to be seen or heard of until he returned as the Black Lebowski.
— AsheVilian | ||
Ryan vs. Playeressence
Ryan was fighting cancer, dictatorship and Playeressence in order to gain world peace by calling out on their lies, the man in question was Furious Francis. Francis had apparently blocked people who said different opinions on their website and Ryan was quick to point out that this was deemed deceptive. Ryan was also calling out on Francis who made a video asking Adam Sessler to be fired. Ryan had spread lies and rumours on his channel and tricked his sheep otherwise known as subscribers to spam Playeressence with abuse from the lies he made up. Very plausible indeed.
Before the controversy however, Ryan made an hour long Skype debate with Francis about a chief executive's position at a company. After Ryan lost he didn't decide to stop. He wanted to encourage the threats as mentioned before as a way of gaining respect for his stillborn channel.
Ryan vs. JackmoveJohnny
Ryan gets bitch slapped by some dudebro. Also Ryan called himself the "face of a generation" while arguing. If you excuse the shit quality from the video beneath; then you will get some hilarious lulz.
Despicable Acts of Niggery
Making Money From a Teen Suicide
Ryan is a self-proclaimed millionaire but that didn't stop him from printing money so he could buy a new graphics card for his PC. The cash making scheme was a video about an hero. In this video, Walt Jr talks about the incident, bear in mind this was before this YouTube Nobody started sucking Ryan's cock the moment he used his channel to troll teary fanboys. This just proves that people only watch Ryan's videos because he has interesting, unbias opinions he wants to share with his subscribers because he makes trolling videos.
Making Money From a Rape Incident
Yet more disgusting shit from the Ass of YouTube. America was lacking teen suicides apparently so Ryan thought it would be a good idea to make money from the raping of an 8-year old girl after her 13-year old brother watched porn on his Xbox 360. Since Ryan was broke he thought it would be a good idea to monetize the video he made about news everybody already knew about. He also says he's under the weather from the winter and that because his roads were icy in the NorthEast of America. He couldn't make it to work which further proves that he desperately made this video for his monthly income of jewgolds.
—BLACKB0ND | ||
Blocking People and Censoring the Truth
Ryan gets so emotionally destroyed by other people's viewpoints, he will instantly block them. This begs some similarity to some other YouTuber.
Examples:
Racism
The niglet is also a complete and utter fucking racist and even goes so far to block anyone who isn't as big a nigger as himself:
Monthly Income
Ryan Galiber has made himself a YouTube partner, this means that he makes easy money from clickbait videos instead of doing real work for cash, all because black people like Ryan don't know anything about work. Since idiots continue to give this scam artist views and attention, Ryan can continue making hassle free money to spend on his daily intake of Kentucky Fried Chicken with no end in sight.
Thanks morons, that is all.
Notable Videos
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Quotes
—Ryan Galiber | ||
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| Featured article August 8th & 9th, 2014 | ||
| Preceded by Weird Al Yankovic |
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