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Brown University shooting
| ??? | |
|---|---|
| Nationality: | Amerifat |
| Highscore | Killed 2, injured 9 |
| Top 50? | Yes, if we’re counting Top 50 in terms of BMI. |
| Style | FPS, Single Player |
| An Hero? | Nope. Still roaming. |
| Motive | Fat |
On December 13th, two students from Rhode Island at Brown University (no racial connotations) would fail their exams due to a school shooter sneaking past their gun-free zone signs and fandangled servailence systems. Despite being one of the most protective schools in America and taking place in a state with the most sissy liberal gun laws, the perpetrator was able to swiftly make his retreat and has been missing for x amount of days. Ironically, we at least know the shooter's complexion did not match the name of the school. He is also fat.
Two of the survivors in this attack had previously survived two other school shootings: Zoe Weissman, who experienced the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting, and Mia Tretta, who was injured in the Saugus High School shooting. Congratulations players on passing level 2.
The very next day, an even more awesome and bloodier mass shooting took place in Australia by a father and son duo and it’s not even Christmas yet! We're still in for a good-ol' holiday car ramming attack!
Perks
How could this happen?
Wikipedia thinks guns were less available in past decades than they are now.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 2/20 ' |
|---|---|
| Accuracy: | 4/20 2 killed, 9 injured |
| Style: | 20/20 Pulled a more successfull Nicolas Cruz's style escape |
| Butthurt: | 14/20 Deadliest mass shooting in Rhode Island and currently sparkling a manhunt. Overshadowed by the Bondi Beach thought. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 C |
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