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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jesse Osborne'''</big>}}
Jesse Osborne is an edgy 14 year old faggot who killed his dad and drove his pick-up truck to his local elementary school and shot 3 people before being tackled and shackled. Frankly, no one gave a fuck about his chimpout. But what they didn't realize was that poor old Jesse was possessed by THE GRINCH- I mean, ADAM LANZA. Remember, that one autist who shot his mom and drove to his old elementary school and shot 20 kids. Jesse Osborne was first suspected to just be re-enacting Sandy Hook until the scientists at ED found out that Adam's ghost had possessed Jesse and decided to try and add more points to his high score but some fatass was lurking in the school and bellyflopped on Jesse.
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
The fatass himself. The typical basement dweller actually went outside.
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 25?'''|lol no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope}}
{{Ibend}}
 
[[File:Fatass.png|thumb|180px|right|His daddy]]
[[File:Love.png|thumb|150px|right|Notice the possession of a tactical school shooter assault [[Dylann Roof|bowl cut]] [[Adam Lanza|hairstyle]].]]
'''Jesse Osborne''' is an [[edgy]] [[13 year old boy|14-year-old]] faggot who killed his dad and drove his pick-up truck to his local elementary school and shot 3 people before being tackled and shackled. Frankly, no one gave a fuck about his chimpout. But what they didn't realize was that poor old Jesse was possessed by THE GRINCH- I mean, [[Adam Lanza|ADAM LANZA]],the renowned autist who shot his mom and drove to his old elementary school and [[Win|shot 20 kids]]. Jesse Osborne was first suspected to just be re-enacting Sandy Hook until the scientists at ED found out that Adam's ghost had possessed Jesse and decided to try and add more points to his [[High Score]] but some fatass was lurking in the school and bellyflopped on Jesse.
 
== Graded Score ==
 
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
|-
| colspan="2" style="height:9px;overflow:hidden;" |
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|2/20
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|8/20 2 killed, 3 injured.
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|10/20 ''Tryhard school shooting''
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|4/20 ''No one really cared about this shooting.''
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|16/20 ''Pwned his dad before setting out for the High Score''
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 40/100 ('''D-''')</big>
|}
 
<center>'''You will never outrank Adam Lanza.'''</center>
<center>'''[[High Score|See full ranking]]'''</center>
 
 
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<span style="font-size:16pt;">'''Wanted Level:'''</span>
<br>
<span> ___________________ </span>
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<span> ___________________ </span>
<br>
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<br>
<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Mall Cop'''</span>
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== See also ==
 
* [[Adam Lanza]] - Jesse's idol.
* [[Jaylen Fryberg]] - Another teen who chimped out at his school in 2014.
* [[Dylann Storm Roof]] - White supremacist faggot who went on a rampage in the same state as Jesse did.
* [[High Score]] - What he failed to achieve.
* [[An Hero]] - What he should have done.
* [[Bubba]] - The nigger who is tending to Jesse in juvenile [[prison]] right now.
 
{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}
 
[[Category:People|Osborne, Jesse]]

Revision as of 13:43, 28 November 2016

Jesse Osborne
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 2, injured 3
Top 25? lol no
Style Single player
An Hero? Nope


His daddy
Notice the possession of a tactical school shooter assault bowl cut hairstyle.

Jesse Osborne is an edgy 14-year-old faggot who killed his dad and drove his pick-up truck to his local elementary school and shot 3 people before being tackled and shackled. Frankly, no one gave a fuck about his chimpout. But what they didn't realize was that poor old Jesse was possessed by THE GRINCH- I mean, ADAM LANZA,the renowned autist who shot his mom and drove to his old elementary school and shot 20 kids. Jesse Osborne was first suspected to just be re-enacting Sandy Hook until the scientists at ED found out that Adam's ghost had possessed Jesse and decided to try and add more points to his High Score but some fatass was lurking in the school and bellyflopped on Jesse.

Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 2/20
Accuracy: 8/20 2 killed, 3 injured.
Style: 10/20 Tryhard school shooting
Butthurt: 4/20 No one really cared about this shooting.
Bonus: 16/20 Pwned his dad before setting out for the High Score
Total score: 40/100 (D-)
You will never outrank Adam Lanza.
See full ranking


Wanted Level:
___________________

___________________


Mall Cop


See also


 Jesse Osborne is part of a series on Are You Ready? [GAME OVERInsert Coin] Go!
Single Player Elite Hall of Fame

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Jesse Osborne is part of a series on Psychopaths
[It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose againOpen the box]
Spree/One-time Killers:

Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon

Career/Serial Killers:

Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy

Terrorists:

Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski

See also:

Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck

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