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Filmaker [[nobody|Joel Soulza]] created a movie specifically for Alec Baldwin called [[shit nobody cares about|"Rust"]], as he had bad enough of a taste to like his shitty movies. Basically it's generic murder movie about an [[mistake|accidental murder]]. [[Some argue]] it's ironic that the movie is about a accidental murder, despite the fact [[fact|Alec Baldwin did it intentionally]]. | Filmaker [[nobody|Joel Soulza]] created a movie specifically for Alec Baldwin called [[shit nobody cares about|"Rust"]], as he had bad enough of a taste to like his shitty movies. Basically it's generic murder movie about an [[mistake|accidental murder]]. [[Some argue]] it's ironic that the movie is about a accidental murder, despite the fact [[fact|Alec Baldwin did it intentionally]]. | ||
Despite having [[lie|no budget]] at all, they were able to [[sus| | Despite having [[lie|no budget]] at all, they were able to [[sus|oversee guns]] for the movie by [[Le 56% Face|Hannah Gutierrez-Reed]], daughter of [[white people|Thorn Reed]] working in armory for years. They decided to put some real bullets in the guns as a middle finger for the director for making them work on his shitty movie. | ||
==Shooting== | ==Shooting== | ||
Revision as of 20:44, 15 February 2022
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| Alec Baldwin | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| High Score | 1 killed, 1 injured |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Alec Baldwin is an American actor who gets put into shitty unfunny Hollywood movies to please the mass of low minded idiots that will find anything funny. Last Thursday, Alec Baldwin was eventually tired of these comedy hack producers not making anything good, and decided to give the director Joel Soulza what he deserved, a nice shooting. However he end up killing the cinematographer Halyna Hutchins instead. He now claims it was an "accident" - probably to try and avoid an investigation from the FBI.
Backstory
Filmaker Joel Soulza created a movie specifically for Alec Baldwin called "Rust", as he had bad enough of a taste to like his shitty movies. Basically it's generic murder movie about an accidental murder. Some argue it's ironic that the movie is about a accidental murder, despite the fact Alec Baldwin did it intentionally.
Despite having no budget at all, they were able to oversee guns for the movie by Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, daughter of Thorn Reed working in armory for years. They decided to put some real bullets in the guns as a middle finger for the director for making them work on his shitty movie.
Shooting
On October 21, 2021 while "shooting" a scene for the movie RUST, the cast were given guns. According to different sources, the guns were either checked or not checked. However - the overseer would have had to put the bullets in the guns, meaning that this was "likely" all planned.
Alec Baldwin became bored as a gourd recording for this movie, and wanted to be finished. Baldwin said "fuck you" and "maybe" attempted to shoot the Director. However there was only a slightly injury to Joey, but Baldwin was able to kill their worthless cinematographer-ess . Halyna is a woman, and since Alec shot her this de facto infers that he's sexist, am I right?
Baldwin claimed he didn't know that there were bullets in the gun. This is most likely false; Baldwin's sick twisted mind would have know of any bullets inside the gun just from turning the re-loader. This is obviously him trying to avoid an investigation by the FBI.
After hurting Joey and killing Halyna, Alec posted on Twatter a fake apology.
—Alec Baldfail | ||
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
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| Kill count: | 1/20 |
| Accuracy: | 10/20 |
| Style: | 13/20 Surprise kill |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 |
| Bonus: | 3/20 Killed two ugly people |
| Total score: 44/100 (F) | |
Wanted Level:
National Guard
Investigation
It's no surprise that the American FBI is already "looking into" the case. Alec Baldwin and the "RUST" movie team are apparently under investigation by the Santa Fe Sheriff's Office, a "First Judicial District Attorney", and Mexico's Healthy and Safety Bureau. Unfortunately, the Feds are too dumb to realize that Alec Baldwin "probably" did it on purpose or the "allegation" that an overseas person put in the bullets - so they're only going after "RUST"'s production company for not protecting the film team. Hopefully it will put the film company out of business!!!
Also, one of the talentless actors - a certain Serge Snetnoy has filed a lawsuit (to fish for for extra Jewgold) against the production/producers for not trying to take care of things.
Gallery of Memes
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whoops -
very motivational quote, probably/maybe from Alec's mouth, who knows though? -
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"Just one more take, please!" -
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A man of stature, Alec goes by many "names". -
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Future Jab/CDC spokesman? -
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Baldwin "may have" been sighted with the commemorative T-shirt -
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Obligatory "SO ANYWAY..." meme -
The (Dis)honorable General "Mad Dog" Baldwin -
the true and honest suspect? (Sam Hyde?)
See Also
