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On July 27, 1999, Mark woke up at 3 in the mawnin and performed a [[Fallout|Sneak Attack Critical]] as he beat Leigh Ann to death with a [[hammer]] while she slept. His children were now extremely happy that their bitch mom was dead, but were [[REKT|rekt]] the next night as Mark got a [[Unreal Tournament|double kill]] on them while they were sleeping. On July 29, Mark, a friendly neighbor to all, happily went into work and started chatting with his friends. He then promptly pulled out two pistols and said [[IRL troll|"I hope this doesn't upset your trading day."]] before shooting four dead. He then walked over to some other stockbroker's building and killed five more people. However, it took the [[cops]] [[fail|way too long to show up]], and [[awesome|Mark escaped]]. A few minutes later, Mark kidnapped a [[13 year old girl]] and threw her in the back of his [[pedo|pedo van]]. However, Mark [[idiot| | On July 27, 1999, Mark woke up at 3 in the mawnin and performed a [[Fallout|Sneak Attack Critical]] as he beat Leigh Ann to death with a [[hammer]] while she slept. His children were now extremely happy that their bitch mom was dead, but were [[REKT|rekt]] the next night as Mark got a [[Unreal Tournament|double kill]] on them while they were sleeping. On July 29, Mark, a friendly neighbor to all, happily went into work and started chatting with his friends. He then promptly pulled out two pistols and said [[IRL troll|"I hope this doesn't upset your trading day."]] before shooting four dead. He then walked over to some other stockbroker's building and killed five more people. However, it took the [[cops]] [[fail|way too long to show up]], and [[awesome|Mark escaped]]. A few minutes later, Mark kidnapped a [[13 year old girl]] and threw her in the back of his [[pedo|pedo van]]. However, Mark [[idiot| | ||
royally fucked up]] and the girl [[epic fail|escaped and called the police]]. The officers spotted his van a while later, and drove him off into a gas station. Knowing he wouldn't be able to escape, Mark became [[an hero]] and was immediately sent to the heavens. | royally fucked up]] and the girl [[epic fail|escaped and called the police]]. The officers spotted his van a while later, and drove him off into a gas station. Knowing he wouldn't be able to escape, Mark became [[an hero]] and was immediately sent to the heavens. Jehovah bless. | ||
== High Score == | == High Score == | ||
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== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
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Image:Mark barton bldg.jpg|Where shit went down | |||
Image:mark barton nigger.jpg|[[Wrong location nigger]] | |||
Image:Mark barton rip.jpg|rip | |||
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[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Murder]] | ||
Revision as of 23:56, 23 November 2015
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| Mark Orrin Barton | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 12, injured 13 |
| Top 25? | 25th place 1st: Sir Anders Behring Breivik 2nd: Woo Bum-kon 3rd: Martin Bryant 26th: Aaron Alexis |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Mark Barton was an American patriot, dedicated hard worker, Jehovah's Witness, and redneck fuck from Georgia, USA that set out for the high score on July 29, 1999, when he killed his wife and 2 kids then shot up his day trading firm before becoming an hero.
Background
Mark was a paranoid faggot raised in South Carolina. Despite being a junkie throughout his college years, he somehow managed to get a degree in chemistry but never used it. Eventually he moved back to Georgia and married some bitch named Debra and they had two worthless kids together. Mark however began to distrust Debra and bludgeoned her and her mother to death. He was considered the prime suspect by the piggies, but charges were dropped due to lack of evidence. Mark married some other cunt named Leigh Ann in the hopes to bring himself back up again, but his health went down the drain and he began hallucinating and was extremely depressed. At 6'4" he was also a pretty big guy, showing he was just a gentle giant in need of some love.
The killings
On July 27, 1999, Mark woke up at 3 in the mawnin and performed a Sneak Attack Critical as he beat Leigh Ann to death with a hammer while she slept. His children were now extremely happy that their bitch mom was dead, but were rekt the next night as Mark got a double kill on them while they were sleeping. On July 29, Mark, a friendly neighbor to all, happily went into work and started chatting with his friends. He then promptly pulled out two pistols and said "I hope this doesn't upset your trading day." before shooting four dead. He then walked over to some other stockbroker's building and killed five more people. However, it took the cops way too long to show up, and Mark escaped. A few minutes later, Mark kidnapped a 13 year old girl and threw her in the back of his pedo van. However, Mark royally fucked up and the girl escaped and called the police. The officers spotted his van a while later, and drove him off into a gas station. Knowing he wouldn't be able to escape, Mark became an hero and was immediately sent to the heavens. Jehovah bless.
High Score
| Graded score | |
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| Kill count: | 9/20 |
| Accuracy: | 15/20 12 kills, 13 injured |
| Style: | 20/20 One liners are always appreciated |
| Butthurt: | 18/20 |
| Bonus: | 16/20 |
| Total score: 78/100 (C+) | |
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