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==The shooting==
==The shooting==
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At around 8pm on the 29th of January 2017, Alex entered Le Mosque's ground floor, where all the men where gathered. The women and children were segregated to the upstairs, probably cooking or birthing. <br />
At around 8pm on the 29th of January 2017, Alex entered Le Mosque's ground floor, where all the men where gathered. The women and children were segregated to the upstairs, probably cooking or birthing. <br />
Alex shouted his best
Alex shouted his best

Revision as of 15:06, 15 February 2017

   
 
To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada
 

 
 

Justin Trudeau


Alexandre Bissonnette
Nationality: Canadian
Highscore Killed 6, injured 8
'Style FPS, Singleplayer
Top 25? lol no
An Hero? Gave himself over to the police while saying sorry, eh


Celebrating Canada's cultural diversity, a hero of the white race named Alexandre Bissonnette (Alias: Heinrich Potter) went into a mosque and shot up the sandniggers. Since he killed his enemies, they won.

Alexandre Bissonnette


political science major

The shooting

At around 8pm on the 29th of January 2017, Alex entered Le Mosque's ground floor, where all the men where gathered. The women and children were segregated to the upstairs, probably cooking or birthing.
Alex shouted his best

   
 
Allahu akbar
 

 
 


   
 
They started to fire, and as they shot they yelled, 'Allahu akbar!' The bullets hit people that were praying. People who were praying lost their lives. A bullet passed right over my head
 

 
 

—Witness to the religion of peace

Members Of The Mosque

  • Mohammed Oudghiri who has lived in Quebec for 42 years is "very worried" and thinking of moving back to Morocco.
   
 
Security status : The UK Foreign and Commonwealth Office advise citizens in Egypt to Exercise a High Degree of Caution.

Holidaymakers travelling to the Red Sea coastal resorts of Sharm El Sheikh are advised to avoid travelling outside of these resorts.
 


 
 

Great thinking

Pig's Head

What is the most serious: a pig’s head or a genocide


Some time during 2015 a pig's head was left for the mudslimes during Ramadan, so the poor souls would not starve. It was a kind gift, but the ungrateful fucks declined it. Alongside the thoughtful gift a well-meaning and insightful leaflet was left for curious readers. It was entitled "What is the most serious: a pig’s head or a genocide".



Looks absolutely delicious.

Daily Beast Reporting

If you needed even more reason to disregard Daily Beast as a legit news source, you have to look no further than their coverage of this. They were fooled by the fakest of fake twitter accounts, and actually believed that Davis Aurini and Matt Forney were behind the shooting.


Seems legit.

High Score

Graded score
Kill count: 6/20 (8 Injured)
Accuracy: 5/20 20% killrate, horrible
Style: 5/20 Canadian rip-off
Butthurt: 17/20 Canada levels of butthurt
Bonus: 20/20 Less Mudslimes
Total score: 53/100 (C-)
Build a wall to the north
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