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'''Alec Baldwin''' is actor who gets put into shitty unfunny movies | '''Alec Baldwin''' is an American actor who gets put into shitty unfunny Hollywood movies to please the mass of [[normalfags|low minded idiots]] that will find ''[[I'm so random|anything]]'' funny. [[Last Tuesday]], Alec Baldwin was eventually tired of these comedy hack producers not making anything good, and decided to give the director [[nobody|Joel Soulza]] what he deserved, a [[SHOTS|nice shooting]]. However he end up killing the cinematographer [[nobody|Halyna Hutchins]] instead. He now claims it was an [[lie|accident]], to avoid investigation from the [[FBI]]. | ||
==Backstory== | ==Backstory== | ||
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==Investagation== | ==Investagation== | ||
It's no surprise that the American [[FBI]] is already "[[I see what you did there|looking into]]" the case. Alec Baldwin and the "RUST" movie team are apparently under investigation by the Santa Fe Sheriff's Office, a "First Judicial District Attorney", and Mexico's Healthy and Safety Bureau. Unfortunately, the Feds are too dumb to realize that Alec Baldwin "[[Dubious disclaimer|probably]]" did it on purpose or the "[[some argue|allegation]]" that an overseas person put in the bullets - so they're only going after "RUST"'s production company for not protecting the film team. Hopefully it will put the film company out of business!!! | |||
Also, one of the talentless actors - a certain Serge Snetnoy has filed a lawsuit (to fish for for extra Jewgold) against the production/producers for not trying to take care of things. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
{{gun control}} | {{gun control}} | ||
[[Category:2021]] | |||
[[Category:People]] | |||
Revision as of 17:20, 31 December 2021
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| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| High Score | 1 killed, 1 injured |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Alec Baldwin is an American actor who gets put into shitty unfunny Hollywood movies to please the mass of low minded idiots that will find anything funny. Last Tuesday, Alec Baldwin was eventually tired of these comedy hack producers not making anything good, and decided to give the director Joel Soulza what he deserved, a nice shooting. However he end up killing the cinematographer Halyna Hutchins instead. He now claims it was an accident, to avoid investigation from the FBI.
Backstory
Filmaker Joel Soulza created a movie specifically for Alec Baldwin called "Rust", as he had bad enough of a taste to like his shitty movies. Basically it's generic murder movie about an accidental murder. Some argue it's ironic that the movie is about a accidental murder, despite the fact Alec Baldwin did it intentionally.
Despite having no budget at all, they were able to oversea guns for the movie by Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, daughter of Thorn-Reed working in armory for years. They decided to put some bullets in the guns as a middle finger for the director for making them work on his shitty movie.
Shooting
On October, 21, 2021 for a shitty scene for the movie, the cast were given guns. According to different sources, the guns were either checked or not checked. However the oversearer would of put the bullets in the guns, meaning that this was all planned.
Alec Baldwin was bored recording for this movie, and wanted to be was done with this shit. So he said fuck you and attempted to shoot the director. However he only got slightly injury to Joey, but he was able to kill the worthless cinematographer. Halyna is a woman, and since Alec shot her this means Alec Baldwin is sexist, am I right.
He claims he didn't know that there were bullets in the gun. This is false as he would of knew there bullets inside the gun just from turning the reloader. This is obviously him trying to avoid an investigation by the FBI.
After hurting Joey and killing Halyna, Alec posted on Twatter a fake apology.
—Alec Baldfail | ||
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kill count: | 1/20 |
| Accuracy: | 10/20 |
| Style: | 13/20 Surprise kill |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 |
| Bonus: | 3/20 Killed two ugly people |
| Total score: 44/100 (F) | |
Wanted Level:
National Guard
Investagation
It's no surprise that the American FBI is already "looking into" the case. Alec Baldwin and the "RUST" movie team are apparently under investigation by the Santa Fe Sheriff's Office, a "First Judicial District Attorney", and Mexico's Healthy and Safety Bureau. Unfortunately, the Feds are too dumb to realize that Alec Baldwin "probably" did it on purpose or the "allegation" that an overseas person put in the bullets - so they're only going after "RUST"'s production company for not protecting the film team. Hopefully it will put the film company out of business!!!
Also, one of the talentless actors - a certain Serge Snetnoy has filed a lawsuit (to fish for for extra Jewgold) against the production/producers for not trying to take care of things.
See Also
