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Revision as of 01:55, 2 October 2015
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| Chris Harper-Mercer | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 9, injured 7 |
| Top 25? | ?, is a ?? at #XX. |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Killed by police |
After a relatively shitty year for the High Score, with mediocre attempts like the Grand 16 Shooting, Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II, someone besides Dylann Roof managed to rack up some good kills. Meet Chris Harper-Mercer, who decided the Oregon real estate and cost of college was too high, and decided to make an artistic statement opposing the corruption of America perpetrated by the jews. Of course, being an American, it was only natural he would use the power of hollow points.
On October 1st, 2015, after taking a few moments to relax and contemplate his life, our hero got possessed by the spirit of Cho Seung Hui who used him as a puppet to aim for the high score again. This shooting, as of typing, is brand spankin' new! The reported casualties are on par with Columbine, with at least 10 dead, along with over 20 injured. Unfortunately, the shooter did not become an hero, however, he was gunned down by Oregon police.
Background
As of now, we do know the shooter is a man in his late 20s. He told people of his intentions over the internet like a complete idiot, but fortunately didn't get snitched out. "We arrived to find multiple patients in multiple classrooms. Law enforcement was on scene and had the shooter neutralized". Two patients died while being v& to the hospital. The building started 1 building before he snuck into the science building. He turned two classrooms into bloodbaths.
Graded Score
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| Kills: | 13/20 |
| Accuracy: | 16/20 "13 killed, 20 shot." |
| Style: | 16/20 Asked people their religion before killing them. |
| Butthurt: | 18/20 1/6th as lulzy as Columbine so far |
| Bonus: | 18/20 Being an OP that delivers. |
| Total score: 81/100 (B-) | |
Quotes
—Kortney Moore, witness and most likely niggress based on how she spells Courtney | ||
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