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Bonus points were awarded since two of the guys were members of Zachariah & The Prophets, ending the fledgling band's hopes and doing the world a favor. | Bonus points were awarded since two of the guys were members of Zachariah & The Prophets, ending the fledgling band's hopes and doing the world a favor. | ||
Matthew was caught 40 minutes later by a K9 unit, his father who is an Inspector of the Calgary police was embarrassed because his son was too much of a wimp to kill himself with a kitchen knife. | Matthew was caught 40 minutes later by a K9 unit, his father who is an Inspector of the Calgary police was embarrassed because his son was too much of a wimp to kill himself with a kitchen knife. | ||
== Graded Score == | |||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big> | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count: | |||
|'''5'''/20 | |||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy: | |||
|15/20 5/6 Stabbed died. It's a knife, it's not hard. | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style: | |||
|18/20 Hitman: Silent Assassin. | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt: | |||
|11/20 | |||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus: | |||
|20/20<br />''Hard Mode: Melee Only!'' | |||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 69/100 ('''D''')</big> | |||
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<center>'''Best modern attempt on Hard Mode to date! Still Sucked!'''</center> | |||
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center> | |||
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<span style="font-size:16pt;">'''Wanted Level:'''</span> | |||
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<span> ___________________ </span> | |||
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<span> ___________________ </span> | |||
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Mall Cop'''</span> | |||
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== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
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== See Also == | |||
* [[Marc Lepine]] - Canadian Rambo against Feminazis | |||
* [[Kimveer Gill]] - Armed to the teeth and yet did 4x worse than Matthew | |||
* [[Elliot Rodger]] - another early-90s birth who went on a stabbing rampage | |||
* [[Alex Hribal]] - another idiot who tried to go for the high score using knives; failed horribly. | |||
* [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - armed with a sword and pwnd a few mudslimes. | |||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
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[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
[[Category:2014]] | |||
Latest revision as of 21:25, 4 December 2022
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| Born | c. 1992 (22 years old) |
| Nationality | Soviet Canuckistan 
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| Score | Killed 5, wounded 1 |
| Style | FPS, Single Player (knives only) |
| An Hero | No (caught by dogs) |
Matthew de Grood is a psychology student who was attending an all-day party that proved to be boring, even by his standards. Having nothing better to do, the 22-year-old went to the kitchen and grabbed a non-threatening kitchen knife, having decided to switch from produce to meats would be a good idea while allowing him to explore his new found love of butchery. That early April morning, Matthew killed 4 men and a woman, resulting in an unimpressive high score of 5 points. Bonus points were awarded since two of the guys were members of Zachariah & The Prophets, ending the fledgling band's hopes and doing the world a favor. Matthew was caught 40 minutes later by a K9 unit, his father who is an Inspector of the Calgary police was embarrassed because his son was too much of a wimp to kill himself with a kitchen knife.
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kill count: | 5/20 |
| Accuracy: | 15/20 5/6 Stabbed died. It's a knife, it's not hard. |
| Style: | 18/20 Hitman: Silent Assassin. |
| Butthurt: | 11/20 |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Hard Mode: Melee Only! |
| Total score: 69/100 (D) | |
Wanted Level:
___________________
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___________________
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Mall Cop
Quotes
YouTube
- We struggle to understand what happened
Previous Video | Next Video
Gallery
See Also
- Marc Lepine - Canadian Rambo against Feminazis
- Kimveer Gill - Armed to the teeth and yet did 4x worse than Matthew
- Elliot Rodger - another early-90s birth who went on a stabbing rampage
- Alex Hribal - another idiot who tried to go for the high score using knives; failed horribly.
- Anton Lundin Pettersson - armed with a sword and pwnd a few mudslimes.
External links
Matthew de Grood is part of a series on Psychopaths
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