Maxine Waters

Maxine Waters having her daily stroke.

Maxine Moore Waters (a.k.a. Mad Maxine, Auntie Maxine and Interrupting Cow) is a 86-year-old Democrat who overcame all odds and became the first mentally retarded black woman to be elected to the United States congress despite the fact that she's both black and dumber than a bag of fucking bricks. As even you probably already guessed, the only state that could possibly be dumb enough to consistently re-elect this Jurassic bitch for nearly three whole decades is the traitorous soon-to-be-ex-state known as California.

Despite being a career politician for nearly 30 years, Maxine Waters has gotten even less shit done than Dianne Feinstein and she currently spends all of her free time whoring herself out to any television network that's actually willing to let her waste their precious air time on giving a platform to a senile black lady who does nothing but whine about how President Donald J. Trump needs to be impeached because she doesn't like him and he's constantly saying mean things about the Mexican drug dealers and rapists who violate federal law to vote for her in every election.

Unfortunately for Maxine, President Trump still has nearly seven whole years left of Making America Great Again while she remains less productive than Terri Schiavo and is quickly succumbing to the symptoms of terminal Alzheimer's and is quickly succumbing to the symptoms of terminal Alzheimer's.

Maxine's only notable accomplishment in life is using the money that she gained through abusing her position as a congresswoman to buy James Brown's hair off his rotting corpse in 2006, mainly because she was still too poor to afford that one-of-a-kind Wu Tang album that she had always wanted.

Mad Maxine vs. O'Reilly

Maxine Waters, as she looked 50 years ago.

	“	I didn't hear a word she said. I was looking at the James Brown wig. If we have a picture of James, it's the same wig.	„
	—O'Reilly (archive)

	“	It's the same one. And he's not using it anymore. They just, they finally buried him.	„
	—Brian Kilmeade (archive)

	“	I love her. Maxine Waters should have her own sitcom. People get angry with Maxine Waters. I want more of it.	„
	—Bill O'Reilly, literally asking for it (archive)

When you're on my time, I can reclaim it.

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	“	Reclaiming my time! Reclaiming my time! Reclaiming my time! Reclaiming my time! Reclaiming my time!	„
	—Maxine, displaying symptoms of dementia

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See Also

Dumbest Monkey in the Jungle

• Dianne Feinstein
• Nancy Pelosi
• Keith Olbermann
• Down Syndrome
• Race Card

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