Bill Cosby
Bill "The Coz" Cosby (Powerword: William Henry Cosby, Jr.) is an African American television actor, sweater-aficionado, comedian[citation needed] and professional old person who was popular for about a week during the 1980s before the world entirely forgot about his existence. Unfortunately, this era of peace was shattered in 2014 when several dried-up fashion models from the 1900s began mounting a public smear campaign against Bill Cosby and alleged that he had been drugging and raping women and 16-year-old girls since the 1960s and had somehow managed to get away with it for 50 fucking years despite being a goddamn nigger.
Prelude to the Quaaludes
Bill Cosby's career as a made-for-TV Uncle Tom began in the mid-1960s when he landed a starring role in I-Spy – A blatant and shitty ripoff of better and much more successful spy-themed shows such as James Bond and The Man From U.N.C.L.E. T.O.M. He then produced a shitty cartoon about a morbidly obese teenager who lived in the ghetto with his fellow gang members.
Rape-Rop-Zoopity-Bop!
As a famous and rich celebrity, Bill Cosby has long been the victim of scam artists who want to take his hard-earned money away from him through any means necessary. Since the early 2000s Cosby has been the victim of numerous false rape allegations which generally follow the exact same narrative – Cosby presents little white mystery pills to bitches, bitches accept said pills and then wake up 5 hours later mysteriously covered in Bill Cosby's semen.
While Cosby was able to successfully defend himself against these slanderous accusations for over a decade, this all changed in 2014 when Hannibal Buress, one of Cosby's fellow unfunny black comedians, sold him out during a stand-up "comedy" show and directly accused him of being a rapist. The ensuing shitstorm of public opinions on Cosby then ruined Cosby's reputation as an unfunny nigger by portraying him as an unfunny nigger rapist.
The "Victims"
- Andrea Constand is a bulldyke and probable transsexual whose accusations against Cosby are, so far, the only ones to actually result in criminal charges. It is highly probable that this lesbo was seduced by the Coz and then felt regret after cheating on her girlfriend with an elderly black man.
- Janice Dickinson (pronounced "Dick-In-Son") is a washed-up old hag and serial-liar who has been known to refer to herself as "The world's first supermodel." despite being born 60 years after the first known use of the term "supermodel". She has permanent duckface and has been forced into bankruptcy as a result of spending all of her money on Botox and plastic surgery. She definitely has no monetary motive to accuse Bill Cosby of a rape that never actually happened.
- Velma Dinkley is a former child-detective who was the actual star of the 1970s animated sitcom Scooby Doo.
House of Cosbys
In 2005, someone created a hilarious video series about a man who makes a hundred clones of Bill Cosby, and even has sex with one of them.[1] Bill got really insulted and extremely pissed off, so he sent his e-lawyers to shut it down. Watch these before Bill gets them removed! At one point Ebaumsworld, being the theiving Jews that they are, even watermarked these videos [2] but the videos below are free of that shit.
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Former career
—A wealthy Cosby made his own rules after years of working for “The Man.” | ||
Cosby, while sporting his trademark hooded style sweatshirts, gained wild popularity and massive success during the early to mid 1970s due to his over-the-top situation comedy “The Cosby Show” which detailed his troubled life with his quarrelsome wife, spoiled rotten kids, and his ever-snooping in-laws. Because of this success, he also created and stared in several other television shows, most notably, Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids, A Different World, Kids Say the Darndest Things, and a long running advertisement campaign for Jello.
Some of the companies he used to do advertising for still use his likeness in association with their brands, for example New Coke.
Slang
—Cosby was an education advocate. | ||
Shloop de ding dang bizzle de do. Wah boo bee blah tizzle mee foo blat. Jello Pudding Pops ding de bloop blag, diddly boop beebap zing dang woo. Fizz boink doopity doo wang zip, blappity bloopity bing slig nigga fizzoop. Whizzle pizzle boo bee lah tee doo dah ding, wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop. Whuzzle ping beebap woop ding doop wing schloop ferblang. Hoppity lippity diddly zip bang whuzzle, ning flippity bip de doo zap pow blap. Boopity woop doop ching chang, wingy dingy blappity bloopity sheeboop de fuzzle. Diddily piddily wing a ding dang? Boopity boo whuzzle noopity ding boo bap fuzzle!!! Wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop. Whuzzle ping beebap woop ding doop wing schloop ferblang. Hoppity lippity diddly zip bang whuzzle. Schloop ferblang. Hoppity lippity diddly zip bang whuzzle ah boo bee blah tizzle mee foo blat. Ferblang tee doo dah ding, wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop. Wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop huzzle ping beebap woop ding. Lah tee doo dah ding, wingding dang arang diddly boob zip, blappity bloopity bing slig ning fizzoop hizzle pizzle wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop.
The Cosby Show
Based off the old Minstrel shows, The Cosby Show was performed entirely by white people in black face. An interesting "what-if" scenario about a prosperous black family, it was incredibly popular among people of all races for it's accurate portrayal of white people dressed up as black people. Lisa Bonet is the only actress still making appearance in feature films. She is also one of the few people in the entertainment industry who can be classified as a Whaxican because no one can tell what race she is supposed to be. Tempestt Bledsoe (Vanessa Huxtable) had a brief stint as a talk show host but was cancelled because Ricki Lake had already stolen the black demographic. Bill Cosby currently spends his time putting Rohypnol into young womens drinks and jello puddings .
The Cosby Show usually shows problems that everyday black people go through. Whether if Theo drank all of the koolaid, Rudy got pregnant and ran away with her Jewish next door neighbor, or if Billy Mays finally threw out the niggerish family so he can make more money secretly selling pr0n to older, fatter, whiter mens like himself, cuz dat bitch is a nigga hatur. Its no lie that the show was filmed in a gang filled neighborhood in Compton. Bill Cosby plays a black doctor that was captured in Africa and was sent to destroy Miley Cyrus. But he gave up and bought an apartment and got himself a bitch , did the horizontal monster mash and made like 8 kids or some shit. One of them was so gay they transfered him to go live in Bel-Air with his auntie and uncle. Now he spends his days butthurt with Carlton.
Cosby Sweater
Videos
Fellow nigger and unfunny "comedian" Hannibal Buress feeds Bill Cosby to the sharks. Previous Video | Next Video |
Gallery
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Disney princess Cosby.
See Also
- DINDU NUFFIN - What Bill Cosby did.
- Unrapeable - What Bill Cosby's accusers are.
- Rape - What Bill Cosby didn't do.
- Hillary's Wife - Another Bill who couldn't keep his dick in his pants.
- Michael Jackson - A black man and/or white woman who was falsely accused of molesting young boys.
- Unfunny - What Bill Cosby is.
- Emma Sulkowicz - Someone who, surprisingly, hasn't accused Bill Cosby of rape yet.
- BlackLivesMatter - A racist group that doesn't believe that Bill Cosby's life matters.
- The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Hipster Bill Cosby.
- Pokeyman - With the pokey and the man and the zip-zop-zoopity-bop.
- Josef Fritzl
- Roman Polanski
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