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Nathaniel Berhow
Born November 14, 2003
Nationality: 56%  
Highscore 2 killed, 3 injured
Top 50? Hell no
Style FPS, singleplayer
An Hero? Yea

Another day, another Mass shooting; this time in Santa Clarita, California. After being molested by his track coach, a mutt named Nathaniel Berhow decided it would be a good idea to open fire on his classmates. First having his gat jam up, clearing it, killing 2, and injuring 3, then an heroing. Failing to get the job done, he succeeded at leaving behind yet another forgettable school shooting- easily deserving a Loserinfo.

Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 2/20 2 frags
Accuracy: 2/20
Style: 4/20 Used pretty cool Pocket pistol
Butthurt: 2/20 Easily forgotten
Bonus: 3/20 Killed two ugly people
Total score: 13/100 (F-)

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