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'''''Flagged for Scams/Fraud. I understand how Joseph Kony himself may be a real matter, but you people have to realize that the Invisible Children Organization is a scam. All the money that IC earns is only donated @ <32% to Uganda while the rest is just pocket money. You people need to know this.''''' | '''''Flagged for Scams/Fraud. I understand how Joseph Kony himself may be a real matter, but you people have to realize that the Invisible Children Organization is a scam. All the money that IC earns is only donated @ <32% to Uganda while the rest is just pocket money. You people need to know this.''''' | ||
[[Google|Jewgle]] "Invisible Children" | Invisible Children spent more money making that shit documentary than they have in [[Blackistan]]. [[Google|Jewgle]] "Invisible Children scam", your search results will be flooded with proof of IC's [[faggotry]]. | ||
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Revision as of 15:06, 8 March 2012
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Joseph Kony is among the top political geniuses to ever walk the face of the planet. Formulating a plan to unite both jungle-bunnies and trendies (as both are unwashed, illiterate organ bags) under his regime, this hero abducts niglets in Uganda and single-handedly provides them with a brighter future by turning them into efficient patriots of President Kony. To further propagate his rule, Kony has efficaciously utilized various social media platforms, and the dim-witted Americans that come with them so that he may, in the words of out of work iMovie expert and convicted child-beater Jason Russell, escalate to celebrity status.
Hipster Takeover
Only until March 6, 2012 did much word get out about this man because some JewTube video goes viral and all the hipster fags got hold of it. Blame Jason Russell, the director of this hipster takeover.
WARNING:
- This video is filled with propaganda. If you are sensitive, you may be vulnerable to the brainwashing seen in this video and it could turn into a Kony-drone.
- This shit is half an hour long. Too long; didn't watch: Hipster goes to Uganda, finds niglet victim, tells his son, tries to tell the world about Kony. Apparently on 4/20 to celebrate Hitler's birthday and weed, these hipsters will spam the world IRL with "Kony 2012" as if anybody actually gives a shit.
Invisible Children Scam
What most people don't know is that the Invisible Children organization "apparently" made to take down Joseph Kony is a complete fucking scam. The money that IC earns from their propaganda machine is only donated to Africa at less than 32% while the rest of the money is kept to themselves. Attempt to post the following on the video above and you will notice it is baleeted soon after (to check: View All Comments > Ctrl + F > Your YouTube name) by the JewTube police or the IC channel itself:
Flagged for Scams/Fraud. I understand how Joseph Kony himself may be a real matter, but you people have to realize that the Invisible Children Organization is a scam. All the money that IC earns is only donated @ <32% to Uganda while the rest is just pocket money. You people need to know this.
Invisible Children spent more money making that shit documentary than they have in Blackistan. Jewgle "Invisible Children scam", your search results will be flooded with proof of IC's faggotry.
Because most supporters of this program "Invisible Children" are mainly hipsters, they are easy targets to troll. The message attempting to be pushed is "Kony 2012" which Amerifags usually associate with supporting of a candidate in a Presidential election.
- In Kony support video comments or on Facebook post "KONY FOR PRESIDENT" for further lulz.
- Link Kony-drones that spam their pointless protest garbage to this page.
- Post any image from the gallery below to Facebook or Twitter.
- i think kony 2012 is a pretty cool guy. eh kidnaps niglets and doesn't afraid of anything.
Gallery
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Kony chillin' with Osama.
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A Very Kony Christmas. -
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Spidernig snatchin' yo kids. -
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ONLY QUADS CAN KILL KONY -
Uganda: The Tranding Card Game -
How Bronies imagine Kony. -
MOAR Brony faggotry
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Oh you. -
KONY! GET TO DA CHOPPA! -
Stayin' Kony -
The Axis ofEvilLulz. -
KONY FOR PRESIDENT! -
wat. -
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Makes you rethink chocolate ice cream, huh? -
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Word, nigga. -
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