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Hayven AKA '''[[Powerword|Steven Haven Bellows]]''' also known as Anderson Henderson is a middle aged former [[Skype]] [[Grooming|groomer]], paint huffer in [[denial]] and [[wigger]] [[youtube]] streamer and [[nigger]] lover from [[West Virginia]] who is known among skype and shit tier youtube streamer circles. He is a massively [[unfunny]] [[attention whore]] and [[Fail|fail troll]] who got drove away from skype for grooming and pretty much kidnapping an underage girl half his age whom he bestowed with gifts of drugs and alcohol. Their relationship was short lived, the girl was also a fuckin retard and got arrested and jailed for trying to fondle a [[cop]] (she tried to cop a feel) while being arrested for a public disturbance, also her daddy was pissed. Hayven was an enemy of the lulz in the events of the wrangling of [[7ols|7OLS]] where he would try to distract Tim from the rest of skype by bogarting him by means of private calling him and subjecting poor Timmy to "lolcow parasitic symbiosis", preventing him from being in the lulzy skype groups where the [[lolcow]] cultural oddity 7OLS thrived on his own self-made lulz and the resulting hysterical laughter of others. In his earlier years, this tryhard and failhard started out as a failtroll, then he went on to be a sucky wannabe rapper, spent years of his life attention whoring on skype and being a full blown [[faggot]] wastoid, He also used to huff paint constantly all the way through the 2010s but seemingly has quit and has been attempting to cover it up ever since and will lie and deny it if you happen to bring it up. After he was ran off skype he turned to sucky youtube streaming and getting swatted for it resulting in cops pointing mossbergs at his head while laying on the ground, he uploaded videos on a daily or weekly basis in which he was often butthurt about police, his neighbors or just freaking out in public spaces for no reason at all. He is an extreme narcissist who thinks he's famous and will scream "I'M ANDERSON HENDERSON BITCH" at you even if you're a cop because he his ego and e-penis are inflatable and he genuinely thinks he's likeable and popular. He was featured in a 5 second segment on some [[Vice|Vice News]] video that no-one fucking cares about which he was extremely butthurt about and making empty threats to sue Vice over. More recently on March 17th 2022, he has been arrested and will possibly be spending time in a West Virginia Correctional Facility for [[Pedo|Stalking a 12 year old]]. With all of that being said, he ALWAYS plays the victim, he has decieved many gullible individuals into believing him, but those of us who aren't gullible know what a lame piece of shit he is.
Hayven AKA '''[[Powerword|Steven Haven Bellows]]''' also known as Anderson Henderson is a middle aged former [[Skype]] [[Grooming|groomer]], paint huffer in [[denial]] and [[wigger]] [[youtube]] streamer and [[nigger]] lover from [[West Virginia]] who is known among skype and shit tier youtube streamer circles. He is a massively [[unfunny]] [[attention whore]] and [[Fail|fail troll]] who got drove away from skype for grooming and pretty much kidnapping an underage girl half his age whom he bestowed with gifts of drugs and alcohol. Their relationship was short lived, the girl was also a fuckin retard and got arrested and jailed for trying to fondle a [[cop]] (she tried to cop a feel) while being arrested for a public disturbance which lead to her being jailed for 6 months, also her daddy was pissed. Hayven was an enemy of the lulz in the events of the wrangling of [[7ols|7OLS]] where he would try to distract Tim from the rest of skype by bogarting him by means of private calling him and subjecting poor Timmy to "lolcow parasitic symbiosis", preventing him from being in the lulzy skype groups where the [[lolcow]] cultural oddity 7OLS thrived on his own self-made lulz and the resulting hysterical laughter of others. In his earlier years, this tryhard and failhard started out as a failtroll, then he went on to be a sucky wannabe rapper, spent years of his life attention whoring on skype and being a full blown [[faggot]] wastoid, He also used to huff paint constantly all the way through the 2010s but seemingly has quit and has been attempting to cover it up ever since and will lie and deny it if you happen to bring it up. After he was ran off skype he turned to sucky youtube streaming and getting swatted for it resulting in cops pointing mossbergs at his head while laying on the ground, he uploaded videos on a daily or weekly basis in which he was often butthurt about police, his neighbors or just freaking out in public spaces for no reason at all. He is an extreme narcissist who thinks he's famous and will scream "I'M ANDERSON HENDERSON BITCH" at you even if you're a cop because he his ego and e-penis are inflatable and he genuinely thinks he's likeable and popular. He was featured in a 5 second segment on some [[Vice|Vice News]] video that no-one fucking cares about which he was extremely butthurt about and making empty threats to sue Vice over. More recently on March 17th 2022, he has been arrested and will possibly be spending time in a West Virginia Correctional Facility for [[Pedo|Stalking a 12 year old]]. With all of that being said, he ALWAYS plays the victim, he has decieved many gullible individuals into believing him, but those of us who aren't gullible know what a lame piece of shit he is.





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Hayven AKA Steven Haven Bellows also known as Anderson Henderson is a middle aged former Skype groomer, paint huffer in denial and wigger youtube streamer and nigger lover from West Virginia who is known among skype and shit tier youtube streamer circles. He is a massively unfunny attention whore and fail troll who got drove away from skype for grooming and pretty much kidnapping an underage girl half his age whom he bestowed with gifts of drugs and alcohol. Their relationship was short lived, the girl was also a fuckin retard and got arrested and jailed for trying to fondle a cop (she tried to cop a feel) while being arrested for a public disturbance which lead to her being jailed for 6 months, also her daddy was pissed. Hayven was an enemy of the lulz in the events of the wrangling of 7OLS where he would try to distract Tim from the rest of skype by bogarting him by means of private calling him and subjecting poor Timmy to "lolcow parasitic symbiosis", preventing him from being in the lulzy skype groups where the lolcow cultural oddity 7OLS thrived on his own self-made lulz and the resulting hysterical laughter of others. In his earlier years, this tryhard and failhard started out as a failtroll, then he went on to be a sucky wannabe rapper, spent years of his life attention whoring on skype and being a full blown faggot wastoid, He also used to huff paint constantly all the way through the 2010s but seemingly has quit and has been attempting to cover it up ever since and will lie and deny it if you happen to bring it up. After he was ran off skype he turned to sucky youtube streaming and getting swatted for it resulting in cops pointing mossbergs at his head while laying on the ground, he uploaded videos on a daily or weekly basis in which he was often butthurt about police, his neighbors or just freaking out in public spaces for no reason at all. He is an extreme narcissist who thinks he's famous and will scream "I'M ANDERSON HENDERSON BITCH" at you even if you're a cop because he his ego and e-penis are inflatable and he genuinely thinks he's likeable and popular. He was featured in a 5 second segment on some Vice News video that no-one fucking cares about which he was extremely butthurt about and making empty threats to sue Vice over. More recently on March 17th 2022, he has been arrested and will possibly be spending time in a West Virginia Correctional Facility for Stalking a 12 year old. With all of that being said, he ALWAYS plays the victim, he has decieved many gullible individuals into believing him, but those of us who aren't gullible know what a lame piece of shit he is.


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