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==Early Life== | ==Early Life== | ||
Once an edgy [[Communist]], Payton converted to [[Cuckservative|cuckservatism]] after watching epic [[forced meme|based and redpilled]] [[YouTube|Jewtuber]] [[Sargon of Akkad]] own the [[libtards]] around the advent of [[The Donald]]. [[Covid|The Great Coof]] of [[2020]] lead Payton to [[4chan]] where he was groomed by fedposting [[FBI|glowniggers]]. [[Right-wing]] icon [[Pepe the frog]] taught the young man the arts of [[anti-semitism]] and [[White supremacy]]. Being [[Autistic]], he also played [[Roblox]] and was a proud and avid [[Redditor]]. He also had a [[Luka Magnotta|cat torturing hobby]] he partook in when not eating pizza rolls while posting on [[Cracker|r/FragileWhiteCrakkkas]]. | Once an edgy [[Communist]], Payton converted to [[Cuckservative|cuckservatism]] after watching epic [[forced meme|based and redpilled]] [[YouTube|Jewtuber]] [[Sargon of Akkad]] own the [[libtards]] around the advent of [[The Donald]]. [[Covid|The Great Coof]] of [[2020]] lead Payton to [[4chan]] where he was groomed by fedposting [[FBI|glowniggers]]. [[Right-wing]] icon [[Pepe the frog]] taught the young man the arts of [[anti-semitism]] and [[White supremacy]]. Being [[Autistic]], he also played [[Roblox]] and was a proud and avid [[Redditor]]. He also had a [[Luka Magnotta|cat torturing hobby]] he partook in when not eating pizza rolls while posting on [[Cracker|r/FragileWhiteCrakkkas]], he was also a [[furry]], as noted by [[/pol/|/pol/tards]] during his stream. | ||
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Revision as of 23:43, 15 May 2022
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SUPERMARKET WORLD CHAMPION!! |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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The FBI has offices around the world and can be contacted around the clock, every day of the year. |
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| Payton Gendron | |
| Nationality: | Honkey American 
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| High score | 10 dead, 3 injured |
| Top 50? | lol no |
| Style | FPS, Open world multiplayer VR |
| An Hero? | Pussied Out |
Payton Gendron, alias jimboboiii, is the zoomer perpetrator of the most recent en vogue pol type shooting. Payton is one of Aussie phenomenon Brenton Tarrant's disciples. Lacking originality like every cumskin before him, Payton, instead of targeting the real ones in power, or people who actually deserve it, decided to shoot up a low-rent supermarket full of old ladies and negros shopping for saturated fat filled goyslop. Payton managed to beat Randy Stair's super market rampage at the very least.
Early Life
Once an edgy Communist, Payton converted to cuckservatism after watching epic based and redpilled Jewtuber Sargon of Akkad own the libtards around the advent of The Donald. The Great Coof of 2020 lead Payton to 4chan where he was groomed by fedposting glowniggers. Right-wing icon Pepe the frog taught the young man the arts of anti-semitism and White supremacy. Being Autistic, he also played Roblox and was a proud and avid Redditor. He also had a cat torturing hobby he partook in when not eating pizza rolls while posting on r/FragileWhiteCrakkkas, he was also a furry, as noted by /pol/tards during his stream.
The Manifesto
Payton made sure to upload his manifesto to 4chan before his day of retribution. However, it is shit (unless you are particularly interested in his choice of boxers or k talking points). He also just copy and pasted Brenton Tarrant's writing into his own manifesto. Payton names a number of Kekistani "freedom fighters" as his influences.
- Patrick Crusius - pwned some spics at the local Walmart in Little Mexico
- John Earnest - An epic fail of a Tarrant clone. Shot one old bitch then ran away after his gun jammed.
- Robert Bowers - IRL oldfag who shoahed a synagogue and did what this retard should have done.
- Phillip Manshaus - 22 year old Fjord nigger that got tackled by an oldfag Paki.
- Luca Traini - Guido pastafag that popped a cap in 6 nigra's asses.
- Anders Breivik - White king who holds the all time FPS high score. Gave Oslo the Timothy McVeigh special then infiltrated a island of cultural marxists. He also "wrote" a manifesto that is mostly plagiarized from the Unabomber.
- Dylann Roof - Autistic NEET who shot up a church in the Dindu American part of town wielding a .45 Glock and the legendary assault bowl cut. The pigs were so impressed, they bought him some tendies from McDonalds to celebrate his success.
- Anton Lundin Pettersson - Swede who ran amok at his high school, slicing up any kebabs who got in his way.
- Darren Osbourne - Sheepfucker who played GTA IRL in front of a mosque
<pdf width="700" height="500">File:Buffalo manifesto.pdf</pdf>
Attack on Tops Market
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
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| Kill count: | 10/20 (3 injured) - ' |
| Accuracy: | 0/20 - Shot white people despite being the savior of the white race. |
| Style: | 5/20 - Copied Brenton Tarrant but didn't bother playing a meme playlist while driving |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 - No one will probably care in two days |
| Bonus: | 10/20 - Recorded himself running amok |
| Total score: 30/100 (F) | |
See full ranking
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Gallery
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if only he was penta-vaccinated -
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mag size to match the penis size -
Accounts
jimboboiii
Jimboboiii
Archive + inventory + reviews + friends)
Jimbo-boiii (Archive 1, 2) See the luser's posts)
See Also
- Alexandre Bissonnette - Canuck predesseor to Al-noor
- Ali David Sonboly - Mudslime who removed brown people from Germany (including himself)
- Chris Harper-Mercer - Kickstarted the Beta Uprising
- Kyle Rittenhouse -
- Wade Michael Page
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