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On the 4th of March [[2017]] a Kyrgyzstan-born man named [[Powerword|Akbarzhon Jalilov]] bombed the Saint Petersburg Metro, leading to [[And nothing of value was lost| | On the 4th of March [[2017]] a [[Kyrgyzstan]]-born man named [[Powerword|Akbarzhon Jalilov]] bombed the Saint Petersburg Metro, leading to [[And nothing of value was lost|15 people dead]] and an additional 64 injured. | ||
{{quote| | {{quote|He was a mosque-attending Muslim but not a fanatic|{{archive|BowKF#selection-1273.0-1273.133|Eminzhon Jalilov - Akbarzhon's uncle}}}} | ||
==Pwned Victims== | ==Pwned Victims== | ||
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| Akbarzhon Jalilov | |
| Born | April 1, 1995 |
| Nationality: | Russian 
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| Highscore | Killed 15, Injured 64 |
| Top 25? | Yes |
| Style | Suicide Bomberman |
| An Hero? | Yes |
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On the 4th of March 2017 a Kyrgyzstan-born man named Akbarzhon Jalilov bombed the Saint Petersburg Metro, leading to 15 people dead and an additional 64 injured.
Pwned Victims
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kill count: | 11/20 |
| Accuracy: | 11/20 |
| Style: | 5/20 Same old shit (suicide bombing) |
| Butthurt: | 17/20 Was on news outlets everywhere, including CNN |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Islam |
| Total score: 64/100 (D-) | |
Aftermath
See Also
- Russia
- Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre - Another recent terrorist attack
- Terrorism
