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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sulejman Talovic'''</big>}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Sandnigger|Bosnian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagAlQaeda.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 6, 1988}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 4 injured.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 12, 2007 (aged 18)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Bosnia]]n&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|5 killed, 4 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, shot by cops.}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, shot by cops}}
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Sulejman Talovic{{muslim}} was some [[sandnigger]] that in 2007 tried to get the high score but was stopped by some [[Cop|pigs in blue]] [[Inb4|before]] he could finish. He was some highschool dropout loser who, after living a sad life with no computer, decided to go AMOG. Although his motive is unknown [[some argue]] that he was a mudslime killing to get his fair share of [[72 virgins|virgins]]. This fucker had his 10 minutes of fame and then was completely forgotten when [[Cho]] killed 32 at [[Virginia Tech|V-Tech]].
'''Sulejman Talovic'''{{muslim}} was some [[sandnigger]] that in [[2007]] tried to get the high score but was stopped by some [[Cop|pigs in blue]] [[Inb4|before]] he could finish. He was some highschool dropout loser who, after living a sad life with no computer, decided to go AMOG. Although his motive is unknown [[some argue]] that he was a mudslime killing to get his fair share of [[72 virgins|virgins]]. This fucker had his 10 minutes of fame and then was completely forgotten when [[Cho]] killed 32 at [[Virginia Tech|V-Tech]].


==The Shooting==
==The Shooting==
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==Graded Score==
==Graded Score==
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kills:
|'''5'''/20
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|8/20 ''Birdshot''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|12/20 ''Wore [[Columbine|trenchcoat]]''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|18/20 ''Moderate shitstorm: used as propoganda on both sides.''
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|20/20 ''Caused butthurt because he was [[Muslim]]''
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 63/100 ('''D-''')</big>
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<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>


{{Wanted|3}}


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==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Columbine]]
*[[Columbine]]
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* [https://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=1232158 lol]
* [https://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=1232158 lol]


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Latest revision as of 02:09, 31 March 2024

Sulejman Talovic
Born October 6, 1988
Died February 12, 2007 (aged 18)
Nationality: Bosnian  
Highscore 5 killed, 4 injured
Top 50? No
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No, shot by cops


Sulejman Talovic was some sandnigger that in 2007 tried to get the high score but was stopped by some pigs in blue before he could finish. He was some highschool dropout loser who, after living a sad life with no computer, decided to go AMOG. Although his motive is unknown some argue that he was a mudslime killing to get his fair share of virgins. This fucker had his 10 minutes of fame and then was completely forgotten when Cho killed 32 at V-Tech.

The Shooting

Loadout

His guns n shit
Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Mossberg Maverick 88
  • 12 gauge shotgun with pistol grip. 50~140 Damage.
  • Secondary: S&W Model 36
  • 38 Special revolver, not that good but better than a 22. 10-27 Damage.
  • Perk 1: Islam
  • 30% damage bonus against all infidels! Allahu Akbar!

The Attack

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 5/20
Accuracy: 8/20 Birdshot
Style: 12/20 Wore trenchcoat
Butthurt: 18/20 Moderate shitstorm: used as propoganda on both sides
Bonus: 20/20 Caused butthurt because he was Muslim
Total Score: 63/100 (D-)
Durka Durka
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team


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