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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel'''</big>}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 3, 1985}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|July 14, 2016 (aged 31)}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tunisian]] [[File:Tunisia miniflag.png]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 86, injured 434}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|1st!!!!1!!1!]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon, Need For Speed VR}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No; killed by police after refusing to show license and registration}} | |||
{{Ibend}} | |||
[[File:Nice terror attack.jpg|thumb|280px|Plaudits from news media]] | |||
[[File:EuroCUCKsimulator.jpg|thumb|280px|Trucks for cucks!]] | |||
The '''Nice Truck Attack''', a.k.a. '''[[Sandniggers in Paris|Sandniggers in France II]]: [[Electric Boogaloo]]''', was a successful attempt by an [[ISIS]] insurgent to top the Carmageddon leaderboard that happened on July 14, 2016 and was carried out by '''Mohamed Salmene Lahouaiej-Bouhlel'''{{muslim}}. The attack happened during Bastille Day in Nice, [[France]] where Bouhlel scored 86 confirmed kills and 434 injuries. ISIS had claimed responsibility for the attack, like they do for pretty much everything else, even though they might not have had anything to do with it in the first place; however, [[some argue|it is unconfirmed]] whether or not the perpetrator is associated with the organization at all. Bouhlel was likely some random guy (who obviously played too much ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'') who was playing IRL Carmageddon and wanted to get his name on the scoreboard. | |||
The '''Nice Truck Attack''' was | |||
==Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel== | |||
Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel was a 31-year-old immigrant from Tunisia, known to the Nice locals as a [http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/the-times/bastille-day-attack-killer-bouhlel-a-drinker-drugtaker-wife-basher/news-story/5276c371527602602c702e1c46f8eae9?nk=eba659e727cce96709e8219ac911fc10-1469061892 wife beater] and well-hung homo who was known to participate in lemonparties and to cruise the local gym where he developed a reputation as a "big flirt" and a [http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/07/17/nice-attacker-body-building-delinquent-became-suddenly-radicalised/ recreational drug user]. Ediots speculate that Bouhlel, [http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/nice-attack-attacker-isis-videos-mohamed-lahouaiej-bouhlel-terror-truck-victims-france-a7142646.html formerly an unreligious man], found Allah shortly after contracting AIDS from the local bathhouses, and that instead of spreading AIDS to the local fags as commanded by the Qu'ran, Bouhlel decided to attention whore his way past the pearly gates by shedding the blood of as many infidels as possible. By now, Bouhlel has discovered the error of his ways and has surely been denied his 72 virgins because there are no gay virgins. | |||
==Attack== | |||
Bouh[[lel]] decided to attack the city of Nice, after attempting to [[rapefugee|rape the citizenry]] of France only to discover that French women are overly willing sluts willing to put out to anyone with a hefty Arab cock. Naturally his backup plan involved shooting up a major city, but Paris was far too gay for the totally hetero trucker so he decided on Nice, simply because the city's name matched his [[nice guy]] personality. After the Paris attacks, Bouhlel found it difficult to obtain the weaponry needed to inflict mass damage to the citizenry so he decided to utilize a much more old-fashioned method of running a truck through a crowd of frogs celebrating their independence or something. This proved super effective, partly due to the truck providing some measure of protective armor against counter attacks from police and vigilantes and partly due to the guro factor to draw attention to his cause. | |||
| | From inside his prison cell, [[Anders Behring Breivik|Sir Anders]] was said to have shed a tear because Mohamed got a higher kill count than him using cruder methods. Breivik wasted years planning an overly elaborate attack, when he could have just driven a truck into a crowd and killed moar mudslimes and libruls. | ||
|______________|||__|__|__| | === Gameplay Footage === | ||
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|[[File:NiceTruckBro1.mp4|center|700px]]'''[[Shrek|OH HELLO THERE]]''' | |||
|[[File:NiceTruckBro2.mp4|center|700px]]'''Third person gameplay''' | |||
|[[File:NiceTruckBro4.mp4|center|700px]]'''GAME OVER''' | |||
|[[File:NiceTruckBro3.mp4|center|700px]]'''[[France#Empires_That_Have_Pwned_France|The French are known for their defeats]]''' | |||
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==Keep on Truckin'== | |||
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|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_<br> | |||
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(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@ | |||
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|<youtube>wKTbcoLs5yk</youtube> | |||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{cg|'''Nice Truck Attack 2016'''|cg1|center| | |||
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Image:Mohamed Bouhlel hot.jpg|Bouhlel was a trucker, Muslim, and hunk. How much gay porno can it get? | |||
Image:nicevsnazis.jpg|Nazis (EVIL!!!1) vs Mudslimes (perfectly peaceful -.-) | Image:nicevsnazis.jpg|Nazis (EVIL!!!1) vs Mudslimes (perfectly peaceful -.-) | ||
Image:truckmaniac.gif|Setting the record straight for you brain-dead leftists. | Image:truckmaniac.gif|Setting the record straight for you brain-dead leftists. | ||
Image:theneweuropeans.jpg|Eurofags of the 3rd Millennia. | Image:theneweuropeans.jpg|Eurofags of the 3rd Millennia. | ||
Image:ETS2 Bastille Day DLC.jpg|Already a great DLC for Euro Truck Simulator! | Image:ETS2 Bastille Day DLC.jpg|Already a great DLC for Euro Truck Simulator! | ||
Image:Banassaulttrucks.jpg|If only we had 80 people with trucks driving back,things would have been a hell of | </gallery> | ||
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Image:Banassaulttrucks.jpg|If only we had 80 people with trucks driving back,things would have been a hell of a lot different. | |||
Image:nice.jpeg|Niceeeee | Image:nice.jpeg|Niceeeee | ||
File:Mohamed Bouhlel Passport.jpeg | |||
</gallery> | File:Sir Anders.jpg |[[Anders Behring Breivik| Sir Anders.]] No longer number one. Not An Hero. But always OUR hero. | ||
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== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
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|Cause we got a great big convoy | |Cause we got a great big convoy | ||
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| ...we know that the character of the French Republic will endure...| President Obama, on his way to the golf course. | | ...we know that the character of the French Republic will endure...| President Obama, on his way to the golf course. | ||
| I'm delivering ice cream. | Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel using his [[1337|1337]] skillz to bluff his way past the police. | | I'm delivering ice cream. | Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel using his [[1337|1337]] skillz to bluff his way past the police. | ||
|What! These foreign troops | |What! These foreign troops | ||
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The masters of our fate!|La Marseillaise predicting the current state 200 years ago. | The masters of our fate!|La Marseillaise predicting the current state 200 years ago. | ||
| He drank alcohol, ate pork and took drugs. This is all forbidden under Islam. He was not a Muslim, he was a shit. He beat his wife, my cousin, he was a nasty piece of work.| Sandnigger describing how Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel was a typical sandnigger. | | He drank alcohol, ate pork and took drugs. This is all forbidden under Islam. He was not a Muslim, he was a shit. He beat his wife, my cousin, he was a nasty piece of work.| Sandnigger describing how Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel was a typical sandnigger. He was also [http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nice-terror-killer-used-dating-8440137 bi-curious.] | ||
|How many thousands of new Europeans must die, how many one hundred thousand European women should be raped, millions robbed and tractor discarded before you understand that multiculturalism + Islam does not work?| Sir [[Anders Breivik|Anders Breivik]] trying to warn the men, women and tractors of Europe. | |||
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==Graded Score== | ==Graded Score== | ||
{ | {{GradedScore|'''86'''|(434 injured)|16| |15|Trucking into action|20|Could potentially start a war|15|Decent sequel to [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]]|152|S|Roadkill frogs are never a bad thing}} | ||
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{{Wanted|5}} | |||
==Islam Dindu Nuffin== | |||
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< | |<youtube>cW5NF3eS_Jg</youtube><center>'''This is the evidence that [[Islam]] had nothing to do with this.'''</center> | ||
< | |<youtube>a-FbktgqCqY</youtube><center>'''Predicted years earlier in a [[Seinfeld]] episode.'''</center> | ||
|<youtube>vujiw1YkSd0</youtube><center>'''Pastor Steven Anderson - "Sinful France deserves terror attacks."'''</center> | |||
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== | ==Bill Burr predicts the future== | ||
<center><youtube>9KpIalle8Sc</youtube></center> | |||
<center><youtube> | <center>'''Some "Fucked Up Thoughts" alright.'''</center> | ||
==Sequel== | |||
{{main|Breitscheidplatz}} | |||
On December 19th, 2016, another sandnigger decided to pull another vehicular rampage in Europe, this time in [[Germany|Berlin]]. Dude scored 12 frags and injured another 48 before the pigs cuffed him good. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
[[File:BouletBigCock.jpg|thumb|Lion of [[ISIS]]. You know you want to suck it [[France]].]] | |||
* [[France]] | * [[France]] | ||
* [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]] | * [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]] | ||
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* [[Liberalism]] | * [[Liberalism]] | ||
* [[Mass Murder]] | * [[Mass Murder]] | ||
* [[Muenster Truck Attack 2018]] | |||
* [[Nice guy]] | |||
* [[Postal]] | * [[Postal]] | ||
* [[2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
* | *{{ds|happening-at-least-30-dead-in-france-terrorist-attack|DailyStormer Article}} | ||
*[http://www.returnofkings.com/90998/french-police-urge-people-not-to-post-images-of-islamic-terror-attack-in-nice-they-should-have-stopped ROK Article] | *[http://www.returnofkings.com/90998/french-police-urge-people-not-to-post-images-of-islamic-terror-attack-in-nice-they-should-have-stopped ROK Article] | ||
*[https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2016/jul/14/nice-bastille-day-france-attack-promenade-des-anglais-vehicle Watch a Video of the entire thing here] | *[https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2016/jul/14/nice-bastille-day-france-attack-promenade-des-anglais-vehicle Watch a Video of the entire thing here] | ||
*[http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36859312 Five charged in connection with the attack.] [[Anders Behring Breivik]] may yet retain the single player title! | |||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
{{terrorists}} | {{terrorists}} | ||
{{Islam}} | {{Islam}} | ||
[[category:2016]] |
Latest revision as of 23:18, 11 March 2024
Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel | |
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Born | January 3, 1985 |
Died | July 14, 2016 (aged 31) |
Nationality: | Tunisian |
Highscore | Killed 86, injured 434 |
Top 50? | 1st!!!!1!!1! |
Style | Carmageddon, Need For Speed VR |
An Hero? | No; killed by police after refusing to show license and registration |
The Nice Truck Attack, a.k.a. Sandniggers in France II: Electric Boogaloo, was a successful attempt by an ISIS insurgent to top the Carmageddon leaderboard that happened on July 14, 2016 and was carried out by Mohamed Salmene Lahouaiej-Bouhlel☪. The attack happened during Bastille Day in Nice, France where Bouhlel scored 86 confirmed kills and 434 injuries. ISIS had claimed responsibility for the attack, like they do for pretty much everything else, even though they might not have had anything to do with it in the first place; however, it is unconfirmed whether or not the perpetrator is associated with the organization at all. Bouhlel was likely some random guy (who obviously played too much Grand Theft Auto) who was playing IRL Carmageddon and wanted to get his name on the scoreboard.
Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel
Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel was a 31-year-old immigrant from Tunisia, known to the Nice locals as a wife beater and well-hung homo who was known to participate in lemonparties and to cruise the local gym where he developed a reputation as a "big flirt" and a recreational drug user. Ediots speculate that Bouhlel, formerly an unreligious man, found Allah shortly after contracting AIDS from the local bathhouses, and that instead of spreading AIDS to the local fags as commanded by the Qu'ran, Bouhlel decided to attention whore his way past the pearly gates by shedding the blood of as many infidels as possible. By now, Bouhlel has discovered the error of his ways and has surely been denied his 72 virgins because there are no gay virgins.
Attack
Bouhlel decided to attack the city of Nice, after attempting to rape the citizenry of France only to discover that French women are overly willing sluts willing to put out to anyone with a hefty Arab cock. Naturally his backup plan involved shooting up a major city, but Paris was far too gay for the totally hetero trucker so he decided on Nice, simply because the city's name matched his nice guy personality. After the Paris attacks, Bouhlel found it difficult to obtain the weaponry needed to inflict mass damage to the citizenry so he decided to utilize a much more old-fashioned method of running a truck through a crowd of frogs celebrating their independence or something. This proved super effective, partly due to the truck providing some measure of protective armor against counter attacks from police and vigilantes and partly due to the guro factor to draw attention to his cause.
From inside his prison cell, Sir Anders was said to have shed a tear because Mohamed got a higher kill count than him using cruder methods. Breivik wasted years planning an overly elaborate attack, when he could have just driven a truck into a crowd and killed moar mudslimes and libruls.
Gameplay Footage
Previous Video | Next Video |
Keep on Truckin'
_____________
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@
Gallery
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Bouhlel was a trucker, Muslim, and hunk. How much gay porno can it get?
-
Nazis (EVIL!!!1) vs Mudslimes (perfectly peaceful -.-)
-
Setting the record straight for you brain-dead leftists.
-
Eurofags of the 3rd Millennia.
-
Already a great DLC for Euro Truck Simulator!
-
If only we had 80 people with trucks driving back,things would have been a hell of a lot different.
-
Niceeeee
-
Sir Anders. No longer number one. Not An Hero. But always OUR hero.
Quotes
Previous Quote | Next Quote |
Graded Score
Kill count: | 86/20 (434 injured) |
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Accuracy: | 16/20 |
Style: | 15/20 Trucking into action |
Butthurt: | 20/20 Could potentially start a war |
Bonus: | 15/20 Decent sequel to ISIS Paris Attack 13-11 |
Islam Dindu Nuffin
Previous Video | Next Video |
Bill Burr predicts the future
Sequel
Moar info: Breitscheidplatz.
On December 19th, 2016, another sandnigger decided to pull another vehicular rampage in Europe, this time in Berlin. Dude scored 12 frags and injured another 48 before the pigs cuffed him good.
See Also
- France
- ISIS Paris Attack 13-11
- Islam
- Elliot Rodger
- Liberalism
- Mass Murder
- Muenster Truck Attack 2018
- Nice guy
- Postal
- 2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing
External Links
- DailyStormer Article
- ROK Article
- Watch a Video of the entire thing here
- Five charged in connection with the attack. Anders Behring Breivik may yet retain the single player title!