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Latest revision as of 20:10, 16 November 2024
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| Shinji Aoba | |
| Born | May 16, 1978 (46 years old) |
| Nationality: | Japanese 
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| Highscore | Killed 36 (20+ women), injured 33 |
| Top 50? | 18th |
| Style | Fire Emblem, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, but he did light himself on fire. |
| Motive | Train Autism |
| Penalty | Death |
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Kyoto Animation (a.k.a. KyoAni, KyoAnus and 株式会社京都アニメーション) was a shitty anime studio that was known for producing top-tier oscar-worthy anime such as The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Lucky☆Star, K-On!, Air, Clannad and some stupid tanukishit about Dragon Maids. The studio was founded in 1981 and continued to produce low-tier shit animation until July 17, 2019, when their offices were finally given the Grave of the Fireflies treatment and were burned down by a 46-year-old autistic Studio Ghibli fan. The resulting inferno killed 36 of Kyoto Animation's 70 staff members and, hopefully, finally put an end to their shitty adaptations of overrated visual novels and manga.
The perpetrator of the attack has been identified as Shinji Aoba, a mentally ill photographer, train-enthusiast, ex-con and fat autistic 2ch NEET. Aoba, who was known to the 2channel community as Barisaku-kun, was notorious for incessantly shitposting on the site's rail board about how Kyoto Animation had ruined his life by "stealing" a stupid neologism that he had supposedly coined and including it in the anime Sound! Euphonium. He also believed that KyoAni stole his idea for a novel or some shit.
Because anime fans are a bunch of literal mongoloids, many Redditors and other assorted fags have chosen to refer to the KyoAni incident as "Anime's 9/11" – because 36 dead Asian guys is totally comparable to nearly 3,000 dead human beings. Anime fans are also completely ignorant of the fact that Pearl Harbor happened and Japan got what they fucking deserved.
Quotes
Animugraphy
- Air - 2005
- The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - 2006
- Kanon - 2006
- Lucky Star - 2007
- Clannad - 2007
- Nyoro~n - 2009
- K-On! - 2009
- Nichijou - 2011
- Sound! Euphonium - 2015
- Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid - 2017
- Die in a Fire - 2019
Motive
| Anonymous 07/18/19 (Thu) 15:22:50 No.13512770 | |
I'll try to summarize: Train-obsessed photographer on 2ch's train board makes up the word "barisaku" for a specific way to get the lighting just right when photographing trains, and keeps spamming that phrase on 2ch so much he ends up getting nicknamed Barisaku-kun.
Then KyoAni makes an anime about people who play in an orchestra ("Sound! Eufonium") where they use the word "barisaku" as a short for "bariton sakusofon" (baritone saxophone), and he thinks they stole his word that he was so proud of.
What really broke the camel's back was when KyoAni collaborated with the Kyoto public transportation authorities to decorate a train with anime characters from Sound! Eufonium.
From then on he went to 2ch's/5ch's anime board every single day to shitpost about how KyoAni ruined his life.
But the threads suddenly stopped yesterday.
The arsonist was overheard by witnesses as shouting "They ripped me off!" over and over again.
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So a fat dweeb went down and burned an anime studio because it was fucking around with his trains, basic stuff.
Loadout
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 36/20 KILL IT WITH FIRE |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 Clearly chose the Concentrated FIRE perk. |
| Style: | 20/20 BURN! BURN DOWN! BURN DOWN HOT TOPIC! |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Killed mostly women, leading to feminist butthurt. |
| Bonus: | 350/20 FUCK ANIME and JAPS |
Videos
Previous Video | Next Video |
Gallery
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Anon states a cold realization.
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KyoAni has also never heard of backups. What else is next?
See Also
- Mutsuo Toi
- That other Shinji
- Notredämmerung
- 2channel
- And nothing of value was lost
- Serious Business
- 9/11 A much more lulzy event.
External Links
2019 Kyoto Animation Arson
Kyoto Animation Kiwi Farms thread- GoFundMe about rebuilding Kyoto Animation studio
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Kyoto Animation is part of a series on 日本国
Typical Japanese Culture. 日本の人文 2chan • Anime • Animu Archetypes • Big Daikon • Dating sim • Gaiden • Herbivore Men • Japanese Bug Fights • Manga • Shimajiro
Typical Japanese Porn. 日本の猥本 |
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Kyoto Animation is part of a series on Visit the Anime Portal for complete coverage. |
| Featured article July 23 & 24, 2019 | ||
| Preceded by Nu-male |
Kyoto Animation | Succeeded by Willem Van Spronsen |