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'''Matthew de Grood''' is a psychology student who was attending an all-day party that proved to be boring, even by his standards.
Having nothing better to do, the 22-year-old went to the kitchen and grabbed a non-threatening kitchen knife, having decided to switch from produce to meats would be a good idea while allowing him to explore his new found love of butchery.
That early April morning, Matthew killed 4 men and a woman, resulting in an unimpressive [[high score]] of 5 points.
Bonus points were awarded since two of the guys were members of Zachariah & The Prophets, ending the fledgling band's hopes and doing the world a favor.
Matthew was caught 40 minutes later by a K9 unit, his father who is an Inspector of the Calgary police was embarrassed because his son was too much of a wimp to kill himself with a kitchen knife.


Marathon runner, honour student, and all around cool guy Matthew Douglas de Grood is best known for achieving the [http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/matthew-de-grood-charged-in-calgary-s-worst-mass-murder-1.2610465 fairly low high score for mass murder in Calgary] of 5 people, wounding one other when in the early morning of April  he went on a knife spree at a party celebrating the end of the school year. This only happened like yesterday, and no one really knows what the fuck happened but the attack seemed totally unprovoked, but experts speculate he had decided to switch from produce to meats and wanted to explore his new found love of butchery.
== Graded Score ==


==A Hero Awakens==
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'Twas a quiet April night, and in the Calgary suburb of Brentwood about 20 students in their 20's were gathering for a house party to celebrate the end of the year. On his way to the house party was young Matt de Grood, who had just gotten off his job as a produce stocker at the local Safeway grocery store. Earlier that day, he'd posted a Facebook post which only said "Dread and the fugitive mind - the worlds needs a hero"; a song which he pondered as he performed his duties.  
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|'''5'''/20
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|15/20 5/6 Stabbed died. It's a knife, it's not hard.
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|18/20 Hitman: Silent Assassin.
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|11/20
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|20/20<br />''Hard Mode: Melee Only!''
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 69/100 ('''D''')</big>
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<center>'''Best modern attempt on Hard Mode to date! Still Sucked!'''</center>
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>
 
 
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<span style="font-size:16pt;">'''Wanted Level:'''</span>
<br>
<span> ___________________ </span>
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<span> ___________________ </span>
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Mall Cop'''</span>
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== Quotes ==
 
{{quote|great kid full of love, kindness and respect for others|2=[http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2014/04/17/father_of_calgary_mass_stabbing_suspect_says_he_would_give_anything_to_bring_victims_back.html Matthew de Grood's parents]|center=auto}}
 
{{quote|He seemed to be normal by all accounts, socially well-adjusted, and well-liked|2=[http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2014/04/17/father_of_calgary_mass_stabbing_suspect_says_he_would_give_anything_to_bring_victims_back.html Ted Slone]|center=auto}}
 
== YouTube ==
 
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;We struggle to understand what happened
 
 
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== Gallery ==
 
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== See Also ==
* [[Marc Lepine]] - Canadian Rambo against Feminazis
* [[Kimveer Gill]] - Armed to the teeth and yet did 4x worse than Matthew
* [[Elliot Rodger]] - another early-90s birth who went on a stabbing rampage
* [[Alex Hribal]] - another idiot who tried to go for the high score using knives; failed horribly.
* [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - armed with a sword and pwnd a few mudslimes.


incomplete needs completion
== External links ==


==Inspiration==
* http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/matthew-de-grood-charged-in-calgary-s-worst-mass-murder-1.2610465


''Let me introduce myself I'm a social disease
{{High Scores}}
I've come for your wealth leave you on your knees
{{Psychopaths}}
No time for feeling sorry, I got here on my own
{{Canada}}
I won't ask for mercy, I choose to walk alone
{{stub}}
What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine too
[[Category:People]]
If you shake my hand better count your fingers
[[Category:2014]]
What if I do get caught? What if there is no judgment?
If I'm right I lose nothing, if you're right I lose it all
I ought to get caught because I'm doing something wicked
I'm guilty haunted by my fear and the only consequences
Are Dread and the Fugitive Mind
You built walls to protect you so no one will infect you
Pursued by those out there that vanish in thin air
Come a long way to find what you really left behind
You don't know when the end is but it's coming fast
What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine too
If you shake my hand better count your fingers
What if I do get caught? What if there is no judgment?
If I'm right I lose nothing, if you're right I lose it all
I ought to get caught because I'm doing something wicked
I'm guilty haunted by my fear and the only consequences
Are Dread and the Fugitive Mind''

Latest revision as of 21:25, 4 December 2022

Matthew de Grood
Born c. 1992 (22 years old)
Nationality Soviet Canuckistan Canada
Score Killed 5, wounded 1
Style FPS, Single Player (knives only)
An Hero No (caught by dogs)

Matthew de Grood is a psychology student who was attending an all-day party that proved to be boring, even by his standards. Having nothing better to do, the 22-year-old went to the kitchen and grabbed a non-threatening kitchen knife, having decided to switch from produce to meats would be a good idea while allowing him to explore his new found love of butchery. That early April morning, Matthew killed 4 men and a woman, resulting in an unimpressive high score of 5 points. Bonus points were awarded since two of the guys were members of Zachariah & The Prophets, ending the fledgling band's hopes and doing the world a favor. Matthew was caught 40 minutes later by a K9 unit, his father who is an Inspector of the Calgary police was embarrassed because his son was too much of a wimp to kill himself with a kitchen knife.

Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 5/20
Accuracy: 15/20 5/6 Stabbed died. It's a knife, it's not hard.
Style: 18/20 Hitman: Silent Assassin.
Butthurt: 11/20
Bonus: 20/20
Hard Mode: Melee Only!
Total score: 69/100 (D)
Best modern attempt on Hard Mode to date! Still Sucked!
See full ranking


Wanted Level:
___________________

___________________


Mall Cop


Quotes

   
 
great kid full of love, kindness and respect for others
 

 
 

Matthew de Grood's parents

   
 
He seemed to be normal by all accounts, socially well-adjusted, and well-liked
 

 
 

Ted Slone

YouTube

We struggle to understand what happened


Gallery

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See Also

  • Marc Lepine - Canadian Rambo against Feminazis
  • Kimveer Gill - Armed to the teeth and yet did 4x worse than Matthew
  • Elliot Rodger - another early-90s birth who went on a stabbing rampage
  • Alex Hribal - another idiot who tried to go for the high score using knives; failed horribly.
  • Anton Lundin Pettersson - armed with a sword and pwnd a few mudslimes.

External links


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