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* [[Canada]] (even though that's where his precious MLP is made, and he gets extremely offended when any show makes fun of Canada) | * [[Canada]] (even though that's where his precious MLP is made, his secret gay soulmate with similarly extreme anger issues named [[Amsterdam|NotJustBikes]] originated there, and he gets extremely offended when any show makes fun of Canada) | ||
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* Kaz Prapuolenis (because of Jizz Lemonade) | * Kaz Prapuolenis (because of Jizz Lemonade) | ||
* Movies set in the early 2000s that don't mention 9/11 | * Movies set in the early 2000s that don't mention 9/11 | ||
* Anything from after 1999 | |||
* "Transphobia" | |||
* [[California|Adolf Newsom]] | |||
* Bart Simpson in general, which is why [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yVlA7K6CB4 he will never review the episode The Boys of Bummer], or any other Bart torture episode. | * Bart Simpson in general, which is why [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yVlA7K6CB4 he will never review the episode The Boys of Bummer], or any other Bart torture episode. | ||
* Comparing Enturd and his fanbases to the equally bitter, hateful, angry [[Canada|NotJustBikes]] and his equally obnoxious and aggressive fanboys. | |||
P.S. All of his fanboys will defend most of this with his Asperger's Syndrome or his "abusive" childhood, neither of which are valid excuses. | P.S. All of his fanboys will defend most of this with his Asperger's Syndrome or his "abusive" childhood, neither of which are valid excuses. |
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Powerword: | Johnathan Rozanski |
Nationality: | American |
Gender: | Male |
Occupation: | YouTube ranter, writer |
Years active: | 2013-present |
Website: | Manchildcave JewTube channel |
TheMysteriousMrEnter (Powerword: Johnathan Rozanski) is a 32-year-old "asexual" self-admitted Aspie who reviews cartoons on The Internet. Considering that he is the living embodiment of the aphorism "he who can, does; he who cannot, teaches", it is thankful that he won't reproduce. And due to being dull as shit, his entertainment value for women, among trolls, is low. But, he doesn't review kids' cartoons because he raises children or has written a successful TV show himself (although he is trying), but because he still identifies with the target audience. Furthermore, while he pretends to fight for the quality of kids' shows, he praises fart and masturbation jokes. MrEnter has admitted that other parts of his life have never really "panned out" before and that reviewing cartoons is his only real talent. Unsurprisingly, he was frequently bullied in school, and seen as a mistake by his parents, resulting in him having special snowflake syndrome. Mr. Enter is generally egocentric, unhealthily ignoring anyone who negatively criticizes him on the Internet (See Growing Around and blocking everyone who disagreed with him and believed that trolls and cyberbullies were different in a comments section), and is not above giving his fanboys a page of 87 "Random Facts about me" on Deviant Art. It should also be noted that his "abusive" childhood causes him to get extremely butthurt whenever a cartoon--exclusively Family Guy--centers around abuse. He refuses to further his education because he hated school, A.K.A no one acknowledged his existence, and read somewhere that 1 out of 5 college students are raped and/or assaulted on campus.
Mr. Enter is oblivious to the fact that children should watch as few cartoons as possible, which makes it even more fortunate that he doesn't have any offspring. Common hypotheses regarding the origins of his obsession with raving about children's cartoons for a living include his abusive childhood, inability to grow up, and/or a coping mechanism suggested by his therapist.
At first, he got into reviewing episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic in order to prove himself to the Brony fanbase. These videos are a big chunk of his view count on YouTube, and why Enter's fans are his lickspits in the first place.
He later started reviewing episodes of his all-time favorite show, SpongeBob SquarePants, before further branching out to review episodes of other shows 90's kids hate, and occasionally bad animated movies. At first he called this show Infamous Animation, but since that name was already taken, he changed it to Animated Atrocities.
Most people are too retarded to realize that he's actually a ripoff of the Nostalgia Critic, even when he directly rips off his clips to substitute for his lack of humor. Additionally, unlike the Irate Gamer, Mr. Enter is able to convince people that he is an artist. He also has over 100,000 Reddit user drones subscribed to his YouTube channel, and if you don't agree with him, his living fans will accuse you of being a kid who doesn't appreciate good animation and is too stupid to follow the plots of shows he likes. His fans will also get butthurt when you criticize him, or call him out on his bullshit, as most fanfags do.
Mr. Enter predominantly claims that networks like Nick don't "put children [(including himself)] first" and his followers believe that modern cartoons "destroy kids' brains" and that we've failed as a species for allowing them to exist. Considering that he has never gotten laid and has admittedly gotten shunned by anyone who couldn't put up with his shit, i.e. Everyone, I think we're doing just fine. And at the same time he SJWs kid's cartoons, he can't explain why children shouldn't enjoy cheap jokes, while he, himself enjoyed masturbation jokes at the age of 16, and still has an odd fascination with toilet humor. Because of this, his arguments bounce between "cartoons have to be deep and meaningful" if he doesn't like the humor, and "cartoons are good as long as they make you laugh" if he does.
Enter additionally is seemingly unaware of the concept of a lolcow, believing all of his criticism to stem from fans of things he criticizes and critics of things he praises. This will totally not inevitably serve to feed the trolls ad infinitum.
This article as a video
Before becoming the Faggot he is today
Mr. Enter was born in Chicopee, Massachusetts, a town that no one cares about. He claims to have been abused by his parents, and has even claimed that he was pepper sprayed by some bullies in his childhood, but so far, nobody has actually proven this. He has a half brother and two half sisters, who are all ashamed of him and don't want jackshit to do with him. His mother is a jackal and his estranged father pulled a Eminem's Dad on him, though he is believed to have died in 2009 while pulling a Carradine, lucite heels and all. His current location is unknown, as he claimed to live in New York for his shitty Kickstarter. Probably the retard forgot.
Before moaning about the garbage America's youth watches today, Johnathan was a let's player called Brovania.
He had the idea of playing every game mentioned in 1001 Video Games You Must Play Before You Die because he has no original ideas, but gave up shortly after because, as it turned out, he had to play games that weren't about ponies or fucking your dog. His most famous LPs feature him raging over kids' games Donkey Kong and Spyro the Dragon, dying repeatedly and having trouble concentrating on playing and commenting at the same time. He abandoned the name Brovania in favor of a much more mysterious one, and began reviewing cartoons in hopes of getting more 11-year-olds to watch his crap.
It should also be noted that he named his dog after the retarded starfish from SpongeBob, an action he regrets to this day.
Animated Atrocities
Animated Atrocities is a review series in which Mr. Enter reviews animated children's shows he considers "bad." Surprisingly, it was a big hit, and Mr. Enter decided he was going to make it into a series in which he criticizes any show that wasn't made in the 90's. Most of the time, he just goes after SpongeBob episodes that were made after the movie because according to him, any episode that was made after the movie was trash. When he talks about Spongebob, he likes to use the terms "modern" and "classic" Spongebob, as if he were talking about Picasso. However, di-syllabic words are not enough to show off your dictionary boner to everyone. The voice he puts on in his reviews is pretentious and stuck-up; it's clear that he is putting this voice on to give the impression that he is sophisticated and intelligent, when, in reality, he is pedantic. He goes after every predecessor to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic due to not having unpony-like designs and basically not being FiM. Every episode of Animated Atrocities up until The Powerpuff Girls "Town and Out" was originally called "Infamous Animation," but someone else on YouTube by the name of "ShogunGin0" was already using that name for his series. He fails to realize, however, that someone else on YouTube by the name of BigManX already used the name "Animated Atrocities" for a series in which they reviewed shows they didn't like.
He also has a Patreon, where he begs people with actual jobs to give him their hard-earned, well-deserved money so he can make more Internet reviews. Despite receiving thousands of dollars through this scam, his videos look like they cost barely anything to make and he uses Windows Movie Maker--a freeware program-- to produce them. The quality of his videos is shit, mediocre at best: with half-assed text edited in post; mic clipping; mostly repeating sequences of animation over and over again and full of elementary mistakes, like audio cut outs, that could be fixed if you gave the slightest fuck. It seems as if he believes nobody will notice. So, the question arises: where does the money go? That may best be left unanswered.
His worst Animated Atrocity reviews are of adult cartoons Ren and Stimpy APC's "Ren Seeks Help" and Family Guy's "Screams of Silence: Story of Brenda Q". He claims that the former, which was actually considered good prior to his review, has too much disturbing content (actually just some basic cartoon-ish violence) and will destroy all hope and innocence in the world. The latter, on the other hand, made the real-word issue of abusive relationships even worse, apparently because it diverts attention from real victims by creating a fictional one. On a related note, one time he claimed he got depression from My Little Pony, and garnered sympathy from his idiot fans which could better be spent on people with actual depression. He also acts like he's an expert on how to handle abuse, even though not everyone has Asperger's and people have different ways of coping with it, and yet, he can't even handle simple trolling. He also shoots down all of Family Guy's attempts to address the affliction, even when they're making a fair point. Here's someone who actually has dealt with abuse give him what for.
In his 100th Animated Atrocity review, he took on the Drawn Together movie, and it was more or less the same as every other review, only cranked up to eleven. It basically has the same maturity and volume as a SammyClassicSonicFan video, but without the justification of being made by a 10-year-old boy, although his behavior is hardly an indicator. The whole thing is a mess, consisting of him claiming prologues never work, whining about Tara Strong "reusing" her Twilight Sparkle voice and swearing (despite this coming out first, way to go, due diligence), bitching about Flash (though admittedly, the movie does look weird compared to the series), calling Seth MacFarlane unfunny, hating on Wooldoor for showing his penis, advocating censorship because he doesn't like a product, irrelevant bitching about SpongeBob, taking many gags completely seriously, failing to realize he is not the intended audience, and finally, declaring that the movie fails at comedy because it "broke da rules", despite comedy being subjective. After this review, some of his fans actually gave up on him, but others started hating on Drawn Together. He compares the show negatively to South Park, and shows a clip from the episode "Safe Space," which ironically is making fun of people exactly like him. Sadly, after the "horror" he went through, he has not considered retiring.
Despite all of this, he has clearly never heard of the term "don't like, don't watch." And "shaving cream".
What Makes Him Butthurt
- Mean spiritedness
- Grotesque things
- People who don't worship him
- Asking him if he smokes weed
- Telling him that the infamous Chris Chandler is both a Brony and an Aspie as well.
- Touching Newspaper
- Drool
- Honesty
- Anything that even remotely brings joy or happiness to another person
- College
- Education in general
- Teachers
- His parents (we feel bad for them)
- Any drink that isn't soda
- Doing research for reviews
- His forehead
- Art styles that look gross (even Pig Goat Banana Cricket, which has very detailed backgrounds, varied designs, and pretty much more creativity put into its art style than Adventure Time)
- Identifying with bullied cartoon characters... what happens more often than he admits.
- Continuity errors, even in cartoons with minimal regards to continuity
- People being negative towards My Little Pony. Fun fact: A surprisingly high amount of Bronies have Aspergers.
- Telling him that the world is not fucked up because today's cartoons are bad.
- Suggesting he go outside and breathe some fresh air
- Suggesting that he should actually do something with the life he has been given
- Telling him that cartoons are not motherfucking serious business, especially those that fall under comedy.
- Asking him to suck your dick (or any mention of love in general)
- Telling him how funny he looked when he yelled at his computer
- Suggesting him to read a good book instead.
- Touching his beard
- Roger Ebert, because he gave both Cars 2 and Ted 3.5 stars and he thought that video games would never be a true form of art.
- Leonard Maltin (Ebert's evil twin), for giving Shark Tale, Bee Movie, Turbo, and Ted (again) 3 stars. Also, for being a better animation/film expert.
- Pan Pizza, because he likes Teen Titans Go, has actual friends in the animation industry, and is a better reviewer/artist than he is or ever will be.
- Other Critics that aren't Doug Walker.
- School
- Sports and exercise
- Telling him to get a real job instead of e-begging
- Freedom of speech (except his)
- Live-action sitcoms
- Anything that has the names of Zeus Cervas (aka The Evil King of Atlantis) and Casey Alexander on them.
- Nickelodeon
- Johnny Bravo
- Anyone who works for Nickelodeon
- King of the Hill, especially its depictions of Canadians and kidnapping of Mexican girls.
- Brian Griffin
- Quagmire
- The Nutshack
- Any episode (of any show) with themes of abuse in relationships.
- Telling him he should at least try to find some positive qualities in the episodes he reviews.
- Telling him he needs to calm down and stop freaking out over small trivial things
- Sanjay and Craig
- Fanboy and Chum Chum
- Breadwinners
- Family Guy
- Seth MacFarlane and anything his name is attached to
- Teen Titans Go! (for not being like the original show and/or Young Justice)
- Johnny Test
- Disney's Cars & Planes
- Fairly Oddparents
- Viacom
- Fox
- Nickelodeon
- Wayside
- Copyright
- CartoonFreak666, Jinbo17, Shota, SpongeBat1, and MilesLuigi, five guys who got sick of his shit
- Clay Claymore, another guy who got sick of his shit and makes commentary videos on him. A lot of Enterbots frequently tell him he's "immature" and "can't handle an opinion".
- Flash Sentry
- Charlotte Fullerton
- Merriwether Williams
- Sean Charmatz
- Derek Iversen
- John Kricfalusi. Ironically, Enter is almost exactly like John K., the main difference being John actually had talent.
- Mocking critics
- Anyone who has the balls to argue with his fanboys
- Canada (even though that's where his precious MLP is made, his secret gay soulmate with similarly extreme anger issues named NotJustBikes originated there, and he gets extremely offended when any show makes fun of Canada)
- Texas (no, not the SpongeBob episode fucktard)
- Incest jokes
- Anything made on a low budget (especially 12 oz. Mouse)
- Rednecks and trailer trash
- Any element he considers to be a cliché (like a stereotypical nerd character, or an old man acting like a teenager)
- References in cartoons he doesn't get
- References in cartoons others may not get
- Dog anuses
- Pedo jokes
- Mary Sues (even though his own character Sally is arguably one)
- People who actually do things with their lives instead of bitching about kid's shows
- The Great and Powerful Trixie, Sethisto's pony waifu he keeps in his bed.
- Hank Hill
- Peggy Hill
- Lois from Malcolm in the Middle
- Anyone who doesn't agree with him
- Anything that anyone else finds funny
- Patrick Star
- Richard Pursel
- Paul Tibbitt, even though he's worked on SpongeBob since Season 1.
- Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon - which he called pure evil for showing some animated insects being killed in Ren Seeks Help
- Mega Babies
- Old people
- Any MLP predecessors to FiM
- MoBrosStudios - because he's jealous that He came up with Squidward Torture Porn before he did.
- Direct-to-Video Sequels
- Puppy in My Pocket
- Drawn Together, which he claims is the worst thing in existence for daring to suggest that offensive vulgar humor doesn't need to have a point
- Shock humor
- 1970s and 80s Saturday Morning Cartoons
- Pixel Pinkie
- Saying "it's for kids"
- Saying trolling and cyberbullying are actually different things
- Racism and racist jokes.
- Sex and sexual jokes.
- HiHi Puffy Ami Yumi Show
- Kirby Right Back At Ya!
- Eddie Murphy
- Book adaptations, despite the fact he wrote a book about Growing Around for a "proof of concept" that has a second grader amount of grammar errors
- The fact that his gay lover PieGuyRulz has a girlfriend (who's fugly and obese) while Enter never will.
- Flash animation (even though that's what his precious MLP is made with)
- Anyone who disagrees with his fanboys
- YouTube Poop
- Hobbies that don't include sitting on his ass and watching cartoons
- TV executives who look for talent on the internet
- Any show that doesn't have a perfect moral
- Spyro the Dragon
- Cleveland Brown
- The Cleveland Show
- Pickle and Peanut
- Pig Goat Banana Cricket
- Where the Dead Go to Die, which he refuses to review to this day.
- Poop and fart jokes
- Minions
- Rocket Power
- Allen Gregory
- Bubsy
- Doodletones
- Adult Swim, except for
Rick and Mortynah that makes him butthurt too now. - Sausage Party
- The Legend of Chamberlain Heights
- Postmodernism
- Loud or repetitive noises
- Flashing colors
- Sudden twist endings
- Possibly James Arnold Taylor
- Successful people
- Almost Naked Animals
- Rapsittie Street Kids
- Child Abuse
- Making fun of homosexuality
- Jokes about AIDS and herpes
- Anything meant to be disturbing or gross
- Anyone who has a sense of humor
- Anyone who likes the shows he reviews
- Trolling in general
- Cartoon theme songs that shout the title repeatedly
- Cartoon theme songs that are instrumentals only and don't have lyrics
- "Imitation anime" cartoons
- Comparing anime with cartoons
- Asking him to review anime
- Asking him to review anything
- Putting Your Hoof Down
- Calling him out on his hypocrisy
- Buck Cluck from Chicken Little (as well as Chicken Little in general)
- Probably the movie "The Power of One".
- Telling people like him to STFU and accept that something is the way it is (i.e. Teen Titans Go's Let's Get Serious and Return of Slade)
- People defending anything he doesn't like (this is why he hates Drawn Together)
- Telling him to shave his disgusting neckbeard
- Telling him Growing Around has no chance of being televised
- Questioning him about the unclear backstory and/or unfortunate implications of Growing Around
- Being told he needs to grow up.
- Being told "internet critic" is not "a real job"
- Being told he needs a social life
- ED
- The Emoji Movie
- Edgy stuff
- The theme song from The Nutshack as well as the meme that spawned out of it and the show it is from.
- His editors that got fired by him.
- Donkey Kong Country
- Totally Spies
- Kiwi Farms because some user on the site owned by another pedo named PickleGuy called him a pedophile.
- Not getting honest criticism.
- Getting honest criticism.
- MarsReviews, because he called him out on his bullshit.
- Calling him Adolf Hitler or a Nazi
- Matthew Davis and BrandontheMovieGuy for being brony-hating Family Guy fans
- Silent Rob for being extremely strongly against bronies
- Professor Kuhtoons for making rant videos on him, his fans, and for just having an all-around hatred for the stuff Enter likes as well.
- When his fans don't give him money.
- Corona-Chan.
- Wearing a mask, because the idea of paper rubbing his neckbeard is Hell on Earth.
- Pinging him on Discord.
- His own balls.
- Kaz Prapuolenis (because of Jizz Lemonade)
- Movies set in the early 2000s that don't mention 9/11
- Anything from after 1999
- "Transphobia"
- Adolf Newsom
- Bart Simpson in general, which is why he will never review the episode The Boys of Bummer, or any other Bart torture episode.
- Comparing Enturd and his fanbases to the equally bitter, hateful, angry NotJustBikes and his equally obnoxious and aggressive fanboys.
P.S. All of his fanboys will defend most of this with his Asperger's Syndrome or his "abusive" childhood, neither of which are valid excuses.
Growing Around
An abomination of a show that only a MotherDucker can love.
Moar info: Growing Around.
Other Series
- Admirable Animation - A show where he says his precious childhood shows are better than brain-rotting modern shows. Even though the title "Admirable Animation" suggests that this video series might be positive, he still sounds as bitchy and cynical as ever in it.
- MLP Review - A show where he reviews MLP to those who give a fuck.
- Debates - A collab project where he debates other autists, like PIEGUYRULZ, who watch animation for children well into their twenties, and care enough to defend their favorite episodes of Spongebob and shit on the ones they hate.
- 1001 Animations to See Before You Die - A deviantART series where he determines what kinds of animation are Kosher. He plans to actually publish this into a book after a while, which is sure to be a hit with all the manchildren out there. However, he's likely to get sued by the creators of the real "1001 (blank) Before You Die" series.
- Advice Videos- He had made advice journals in the past, but now he's doing videos. He assumes, as someone who has never made a cartoon before, that he OBVIOUSLY knows how it's done, and those people at Nickelodeon who do it for a day job don't know jack shit.
- Technocrazy - A series of shitty documentaries on how the man owns us all. It's nothing you haven't heard explained better and more researched by someone else.
- Nick-O Rama: What was supposed to be his version of "Disneycember", turned into the biggest disaster his channel has seen. Since he barely watched the shows he was critiquing and he cared more about rushing out reviews to meet the deadline, people were quick to point out the flaws of his reviews and made response videos debunking all of his points. The series is back for a season 2 and though he did watch the shows longer, it's still typical of the shit Enter usually makes.
His Spawn
Many people on deviantART follow in his footsteps as well,and make bitchy criticisms about animations because he uploaded a frame for other people to make Animated Atrocities title cards. Their reviews are typically of episodes and/or movies Mr. Enter and/or The Nostalgia Critic already reviewed. The people who do this most likely think they are as good as their precious lord and savior, which is actually true, considering he's a basement dwelling shit. None of his fanboys can respect whenever someone likes something they don't. t
Mr. Enter also had his fans spam the account of a guy on TV Tropes named Shota, who posted comments of agreement on negative reviews of Enter's work. It got to the point where Shota had to abandon his account, yet Enter had absolutely no remorse over it, claiming he was "playing the victim." On the subject of TV Tropes, his page was once nothing but a hugbox that praised him, though with the recent addition of Wall Banger and Dethroning Moment pages, it seems his fans have finally started to see through his crap.
One of his fanboys went so far to soothe Mr. Enter's anus that he blanked this article because it had allegedly "revealed personal information." despite literally none of his family members being named and only using common knowledge information Mr Enter had given us. However, it got reverted in an instant, and he cried to his idol's DeviantArt about it, and nobody gave a fuck shortly after.
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Even cereal commercials are considered "Aniamted Atrocities" by his fantards.
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Haven't you heard the news, Jontron and The Nostalgia Critic already reviewed it.
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Not even good movies are safe.
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Fun fact: this Entard really likes Sailor Moon, some might say obsessed. And he never shuts up about how DiC "ruined" his precious animu.
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A parody of Mr. Enter's Animated Atrocities notebooks
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A notebook as if it were done by an autistic 4 year old
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A butthurt Enter-fanboy's opinion of this website 5 seconds after seeing this article
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A butthurt Enter-fanboy's opinion of an admin of Kiwi Farms that opposes his beliefs
Children's cartoons. Serious business.
Enter's Hypocrisy and Other Idiocy
Like most online critics, Enter is quite the hypocrite when it comes to criticism. He'll happily tear any given animation to shreds, but if anyone so much as DARES disagree with him, he'll burst into tears and his white knights will treat you worse than a murderer because he has Aspergers. He claims to constantly "improve" his videos, yet his videos have not seen any improvement in quality. Interestingly, he claims that the critic obviously doesn't know how hard it is to make reviews and therefore shouldn't complain. In addition, in his review of "Twilight's Kingdom," he acknowledges that nitpicking and exaggerating flaws in anything is bad, despite doing exactly that in his reviews. Despite loathing when cartoons play abuse for laughs (especially Family Guy), yet in his Fairly OddPet review, he portrays a Nickelodeon executive as an abusive parent for a cheap laugh. He also says music is subjective, but comedy isn't. He also bitches about people nitpicking FiM, yet he nitpicks everything he hates.
He also claims to hold old Nick shows from the 90's to the same standards as current ones, but has failed to back this up. Only twice has he done an animated atrocity on an old Nick show (and even then, they're nowhere near as long as his ten to fifteen minute reviews of modern ones), and he spent most of his Nickelodeon month bitching about how it used to be "so much better" to the point that he refused to continue classifying it as a kids' channel.
Enter hold all shows to the same standard, he would actually hold a show like Dora The Explorer to the same standards as a show like Breaking Bad. He doesn't understand what a TARGET AUDIENCE is.
Additionally, Enter takes continuity way too seriously. One of the largest examples of this is during the Patrick's a Prick countdown, in which his top pick was over one line that he applied to the entirety of Spongebob's cannon. Despite this, he has admitted that it's okay for a show to not feature continuity between episodes.
Apparently, it doesn't cross his mind that children enjoy these shows. For instance, he was shocked to discover that Breadwinners was the number one kids' show in its fifth week. This made him FURIOUS at the fact that people are allowed to enjoy things that he does not like! He also bitches and moans about the fact that Nick looks for talent on the internet and doesn't pick up "quality programming" that comes straight to its door, like The Modifyers, even though he'd probably be calling it an Atrocity if it were picked up. Enter has apparently never heard of a target audience.
He also likes to call Zeus Cervas, Casey Alexander, Sean Charmatz, Richard Pursel, and Derek Iversen poor excuses for human beings just because they wrote for the new SpongeBob episodes, but what he fails to realize is that three of those people also worked on his precious, holy seasons 1-3 of SpongeBob and other shows he likes. Furthermore, he's far kinder to Aaron Springer and Mr. Lawrence, despite their hit-and-miss track records. He also treats people like Seth MacFarlane, everyone at Nickelodeon, the Teen Titans Go! writers, or Charlotte Fullerton as being inferior beings to himself just because they wrote episodes that weren't up to his standards. In fact, in his "Pet Sitter Pat" review, he showed screencaps of Casey's Twitter where he reveals his fondness of A Pal for Gary, while Enter insults him. His fans later invaded Casey's Twitter and made several mean tweets at his expense, all for writing some fucking cartoon episodes that one manchild didn't like. He later remade some of his videos that called out Casey, removing the offending comments, as well as deleting the old videos in an attempt to cover his ass, and some of his friends want the old versions back because they like seeing innocent people get harassed. In his re-review of "Pet Sitter Pat", he told his fanboys to stop harassing the writers, but that was obviously a lie because the manchild then stated that his opinion of the episode and the writers hasn't changed. This proves that he hasn't learned his lesson and probably never will. If that's not enough, one of Mr. Enter's fanboys recently started a petition on Tumblr to harass the writers of Teen Titans GO! until they kill themselves. Seriously. Kill themselves. It should perhaps come as no surprise that harassment of writers and animators became increasingly commonplace after Enter's sperging out over SpongeBob episodes led to the aforementioned Casey incident. Unsurprisingly, Enter has refused to accept responsibility for his unwitting instigation of doom and his blind fans refuse to believe he is even partially to blame for influencing the animation fandom's spoiled, entitled behavior.
In addition, his bitching about TV networks looking for talent on the internet is hypocritical itself, as he wants to pitch his own show, Growing Around, to a TV network, and he could be considered as internet "talent" (however, nobody is going to pick up his show because it's stupid, gay, and a rip-off of a Disney short he claims had "potential"). Despite the fact that he bitches about fart jokes all the time in his atrocity reviews, one of his Growing Around scripts, My Pretty Pony (yes, that's really the name) had some fart jokes in it as well. As of February 9, 2015, he updated it in order to cover his ass from people rightfully calling him a hypocrite. There's also the fact that Growing Around is some of the laziest, blandest, most generic, most unoriginal tripe ever conjured by the human mind. Maybe even more so than the shows he whines about all the time. Enter however still thinks that his show will be amazing, and that children will love him! But however all the lackluster writing that he puts into Fucking Around won't do him any decency, the show isn't going to be picked up by Disney any time soon, giving Enter a lot more time to cry over Breadwinners.
His constant focus on the negative suggests a severe case of Masochism, especially if you consider the vast amount of free time he spends to watch, review and upload said cartoons. Much free time, indeed. Furthermore, he named his own pet after a moronic starfish- and never considered to change this. It seems like he needs kids shows to feel smarter than he actually is. The best word to describe this is "hypocrite". However, we at ED encourage you to find out for yourself.
He also made a video stating that he doesn't like getting requests. How did he approach this, you may ask? By reviewing an episode of a show he got a lot of requests for. And he spent most of it ranting about how he doesn't like requests, instead of, you know, ignoring the requests. On top of that, one of the comments on that video was saying that Enter's degraded in quality and that he can't take criticism, and asking why he didn't just ignore the requests. Enter's response was basically "Because people requested it", and he ignored the rest of the comment, further proving that he can't take criticism.
In one of his videos, Enter raged about 12 oz. Mouse, claiming its animation style and voice acting had no effort put in at all. What he fails to realize (or what he probably refuses to acknowledge) is that the show is designed to look badly drawn on purpose for comedic effect! The creators used the style of animation because they thought it looked funny, not because they were lazy. According to Enter, any visual styles that don't look extremely expensive are garbage. And I'm pretty sure that it's the quality of a show's substance that really matters, not the visual style. He also fails to notice that the show has an in depth plot that even a moron could pick up if they actually watched the show from beginning to end. About the "lazy" voice acting, the show's dialogue is based on improv and has no real script. There are also some really good jokes in the dialogue that Enter fails to pick up on because he has no sense of humor. Another show on Adult Swim that was famous for using improv and low-budget animation was Home Movies, which was widely acclaimed by critics, but Enter would almost certainly hate it if he knew about it. Let's pray he never finds out.
It should be noted that for someone who claims to promote media being appropriate for children and having good morality, Enter absolutely LOVES angrily dropping F-bombs every other word and teaching his viewers unhelpful lessons about life that sound completely ignorant due to his warped view on reality. Not to mention that his obsession with morals and belief that Breadwinners and Teen Titans Go will turn kids into brainwashed retards suggests that he believes children are idiots who will believe anything they see or hear on TV, and as such only wants them to hear what he wants them to. Now who would you rather have deciding what kids should watch? The parents, or some arrogant, hypocritical, potty-mouthed manchild with even less respect for them than those shows allegedly have?
More Hypocrisy
The peak of irony was reached, when he reviewed his never finished self-made game "EPIC-The Humorous RPG", which can be watched on Youtube. Quote from Episode 1: "For once I can't yell at the writer for doing something stupid". What stupidity exactly? Well, look at this humorous dialogue (Minute 8 : 20):
(inside a cave)
Player: What are you doing here?
Old man: Masturbating
Note the laugh of Mr. Enter after reading this in his "Let's Play" and compare this to his positions in "Animated Atrocities". How highbrow his brainchilds are! How much taste he has! But if you think about it... the very same person absolutely loves fart jokes. Unsurprisingly, he got dissed by his own character in the end...
MoBrosStudios
Besides The Nostalgia Critic, Mr. Enter probably takes some of his inspirations from this YouTube Poop maker. In fact this is where he got the phrase Squidward Torture Porn from, and his idiot fanboys think that Mr. Enter was the creator of the phrase. Whenever he does a SpongeBob episode, he often goes after ones that MoBrosStudios already reviewed in both of his countdowns and for the most part have the same criticisms, despite the fact that he doesn't review anything that The Nostalgia Critic or JonTron already covered. Obviously the SpongeBob videos by MoBrosStudios are infinitely better than Mr. Enter's shit, because MoBrosStudios actually has a sense of humor and states his arguments maturely. Ever since then MysteriousMrEnter and MoBrosStudios have been enemies. Even though MoBrosStudios created Squidward Torture Porn, MysteriousMrEnter has more subscribers than him.
Many suspect that this rivalry continues to this day because MoBrosStudios creates videos that aren't made in Windows Movie Maker, fueling MME into a jealous rage. What's really unfair is that MoBrosStudios's SpongeBob videos have been removed by Viacom, while Mr. Enter's shitty videos are still up, which gives Enter's fanboys the false impression that Enter is the hero who made the world aware of bad episodes, when MoBros was obviously that hero. Even then, MoBros deleted his "Worst SpongeBob Episodes" videos because they were so fucking stupid, while Enter has yet to get this through his thick skull. In the years since, MoBros has reinvented himself as "Anim8ball" and gives far less butthurt reviews, while Enter is still the same whiny, fragile-egoed pussy we know and hate.
Kiwi Farms, the Entersphere, and Enter Related Drama
Moar info: TheMysteriousMrEnter Spergfest Bandwagon.
Copyright Claims
Not even someone as special as Mr. Enter is safe from copyright. One of the earliest instances was Shout Factory taking down one of his pony videos. (Even though Shout technically doesn't have the rights to do that, that's Hasbro's job. Shout only puts the show on DVD.) Much later, somebody at Viacom saw his Breadwinners review, and decided it was the biggest bunch of bullshit they had ever seen. Wanting to protect their company from unfair criticisms, Viacom filed a copyright claim and the video was removed (along with Rebeltaxi's negative but still miles better than Enter's review of Breadwinners). Enter later got it put back up because it falls under fair use as a "review", while Rebeltaxi's is still down.
Later, FOX decided they were sick of his bullshit and took down his Vimeo account (where he posts his reviews of Family Guy, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, and Allen Gregory because FOX would be able to find it easier on YouTube). Enter has yet to get it taken care of, but for now, everyone is thankful that they don't have to listen to him bitch about FOX, since his reviews of their shows are the only thing worse than the shows themselves. LOL BACK UP
Viacom struck back once again with having several of his most popular videos, all SpongeBob related of course, taken down. His channel as of January 12, 2015 has been completely terminated from YouTube as a result of these copyright claims.
Unfortunately, the manchild got his YouTube page back by some miraculous chance. On the flip side, the video evidence of his faggotry can be displayed on ED again. We all REALLY wish he would die already and get the hell off the internet. He keeps violating copyright laws over and over again but STILL won't get terminated! He must be a hacker. We urge all of you to report all his videos to every agency possible and try to get him terminated for copyright infringement.
"We need to talk"
Enter seemed to have finally realised how the backlash from all the shit he caused over the years got to him, and thus made an apology self-pitying video in which he begged his fans for sympathy and talked for 35 minutes about how he couldn't take responsibility for his own actions, and how he couldn't handle the cyberbullying that almost everyone else with a solid channel on Youtube has to deal with. Of course, the impressionable fanbase, or rather his autistic cult that could never think for themselves, ate it all up. Too bad that none of them told Enter that he's a fucking pussy, and if he really has a serious problem with the criticism he got over the things he had full control over and still said in the past, then he should just get off the Internet. Also, Enter has officially stated that he needs to take a break from making videos because of cyberbullying for the what-are-you-doing-with-your-lifeth time.
Later on he made a similar journal on Deviantart. [1]
Mr. Enter Angers SJW Scumbags (Mr. Enter becomes a Dead Horse)
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After making enough reviews, he has made SJWs mad by simply not being far-left or progressive enough despite the fact that he has constantly pandered to SJWs over and over again proving people that SJWs are not anyone's attention and that you would make a better quality product just by yelling nigger at their face. Mr. Enter had angered SJWs when he had made fun of the Legend of Korra calling it lesbian trash for regressives. He also once had people from Tumblr join the Entersphere during its final days attempting to troll Mr. Enter so this would not be the first time Mr. Enter has angered SJWs. Since Mr. Enter is a cuck himself, he took down the Korra video and apologized when he shouldn't have but it has since been re-uploaded to his channel. Not learning the first time that SJWs are worthless pieces of trash that should be gassed or worth anyone's time, he decided to piss off his shitty core audience once again by associating himself with Comicsgate just by not being left wing enough. These two videos where he attacks High Guardian Spice for being worthless pandering to the SJW movement and Ok-Ko for making an episode about gun control that is forced and pure cancer. Many of Enter's fake fans would go on a rampage about how mean, bigoted, and sexist he is. A user by the name of Quintex96 would be the most notable individual to attack him. He would make tons of sock accounts just to drive Enter to the edge and the best part about this is that he succeeded at trolling Enter when that was not his goal. Quintex96 and some other nobody from the YouTube Commentary Community named Turkey Tom would be the straws that finally broke Mr. Enter's back.
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Mr. Enter is part of Comicsgate like all SJW NPC NORPs they call their opposition retarded.
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The NPC lies about how diversity can't contribute to a movie flopping.
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According to this NPC, any criticism that is from the alt-right or like minded people who have a higher IQ than this college campus fucktard.
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The NPC fucktard gets triggered.
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Mr. Enter has never stated that he hated women characters. The NPC is making up shit since like the rest of Enter's fans xir is retarded.
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A SJW virtue signals about how he hates Trump as much as Mr. Enter.
Stuff He's Stolen From Other Reviewers
- Squidward Torture Porn from MoBrosStudios.
- Memes made by Doug Walker.
- Repeating the same clip over and over.
- Bitching and moaning.
- Countdowns
- Reviewing many of the same shows Pan Pizza (host of the RebelTaxi channel) already reviewed, including The Nutshack.
- Lingo from TV Tropes
Lulz
Enter being all butthurt over 99% of people on the interwebs.
Said he was gonna block people who disagreed with him, then 180s and says that doing that would prevent people from seeing their ignorance.
Around the 5:33 mark in this review, he mentions Encyclopedia Dramatica (shows what he really thinks of the site).
And debating kids' shows. Serious business!
Galleries
His Fapping Time Gallery
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He doesn't care if the poor doggie dies, because doggie likes the new episodes of SpongeBob.
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What he claims as the "good" SpongeBob.
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A scene from Brother Bear that he masturbates to everyday.
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He dreams about this every night.
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He loves seeing Benthelooney rape Pinkie Pie.
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The Fox and The Hound.
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Seriously, Mr. Enter?
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He wishes he could get laid to someone like this but we all know that won't ever happen.
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PEDO ALERT!!!
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He wishes he could have some of this nice body.
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THIS IS WHAT MR. ENTER ACTUALLY BELIEVES! IT LOOKS LIKE A NINE YEAR OLD DID THIS!
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He wishes he could put his dick in this.
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His goal in life is to stick his wiener in that, but we all know it will never happen.
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Ah, who are we kidding? He faps with this every night before bed.
His Lost Erection Gallery
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He would fap, if was any other pony than Trixie reading bikini magazines but anyways let's just move on.
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Not going to comment on this...
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..nor that.
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He knew something is going to happen that will scar him for life in a few scenes later.
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That dragon secretly freaks him out.
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No comment, you'll find out why.
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Even though it doesn't even have any relation with the original show, he still complains about how it sucks compared to the original.
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His arch-nemesis MoBrosStudios
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Charlotte Fullerton
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Derek Iversen, an innocent man that he likes to call a poor excuse for a human being.
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Meriwether Williams, a former SpongeBob writer and a current MLP writer and he utterly despises her.
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Seth MacFarlane, a regular (albeit a little crazy) liberal guy he and all his fans think is the antichrist.
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The fact that the show has defenders was enough to send this guy into a state of shock. Even when it was Nickelodeon's #1 show.
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He was going to fap to this, but it's a reference to a Teen Titans Go episode, and he HAAAAAAAAATES that show.
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The company that put an end to his bullshit (though to be fair, nobody else likes them either).
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He can't handle the truth.
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An ex-Enter fan doesn't approve of his bullshit Drawn Together review. Yes, it's so bad, not even a FAN will defend it or him.
Fanart
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The difference between this picture and the real-life Enter is similar to the difference between Chris-chan and his self-portrait, except Enter didn't make this and it looks like it was made in some shitty avatar creator.
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With his gay lover PieGuyRulz.
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No no, this is all wrong. Everyone knows he's never happy!
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Enter meets Pan-Pizza, a better reviewer than he could ever hope to be.
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MrEnter, PieGuyRulz, and Nayolfa (co-creator of Growing Around) in their Ku Klux Klan uniforms.
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All the cartoons that trigger him
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All the cartoons that make him and his fans happy
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Enter throwing a fit over one network
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Enter trying to look cool
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Fanmade title card of one of his many shitty reviews
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Enter giving wise words to his fans
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A fanmade T-shirt idea from a fan
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Enter giving the finger to those who criticize him
Gallery of 1001 Animations made by him and his fanboys
Get as many 1001 Animations as you can to put in this gallery (whether it's made by him or not).
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They probably wouldn't have made this had they known the Nostalgia Critic reviewed it.
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Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little cartoon, right? Ha ha, WRONG!
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KRUSTY KRAEAEA-AEAEAE-AEAEAB PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA, YE-AH, FOR YOU AND- MEEEE-HEEE-HEEE!!!
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Probably the only one that recommends seeing something because it's BAD.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how much did this article hurt you?
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Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
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THIS IS MY SWAMP
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Try telling that to the guy above...
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Even when praising SpongeBob, they still gotta pick on poor Patrick.
External links
Brovania Accounts
- His previous YouTube account
- Original deviantART account.
- Old Twitter
- His rarely used personal Facebook profile.
- His idiotic game ideas.
Relevant Accounts
- TheMysteriousMrEnter
- MrEnter
- His Facebook fanpage. Hasn't been touched since 2013
- Current Twitter
- His Tumblr. Inactive
- He's counting on his sheep.
- His Dailymotion.
- His ZippCast account, made to replace his Vimeo account. Currently the most popular user on the damn site.
- TV Tropes article.
- Request a live show
- His GoodReads profile Abandoned!
- Watch him lose followers
- [email protected] - call him the new Irate Gamer for the things he did.
- A shitty database wiki revolving around MrEnter.
See Also
- SpongeBob Squarepants - His least favorite show he goes after a lot on his Animated Atrocities show
- The Entersphere - A defunct board that collapsed due to the community being unable to handle the autism of various Entersergs.
- Family Guy - His second least favorite show
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - A show he treats like a god and says nothing negative about
- That Guy With The Glasses - His inspiration and who he rips off a lot
- Benthelooney
- Hacking Team - a company that he hires to stalk his haters
- 03bgood - Both him and 03bgood want to make cartoons, LOL!
- Internet Tough Guy
- Unwarranted Self-Importance
- RebelTaxi - Loveshy lolicon who is somehow more competent at making videos than him.
- Brony
- CartoonFreak666 - The man who created this very ED page and was the catalyst for various flame wars involving Mr. Enter.
- Joe Crusher Pickles - Has a ridiculously autistic obsession for one of Mr. Enter's fanboys.
- Irate Gamer - A lot like this person
- Tom Preston - They are similarly hypocritical and criticism-sensitive
- Moralfag
- Bully
- Eddsworld - Overrated faggot cartoon.
- Armake21 - More or less like him
- AnimatedJames - An e-pal of his who wants the Teen Titans Go staff to get murdered
- Matthew Davis - denies knowing about him, but likes to destroy DVDs of shows Enter hates!
- BrandontheMovieGuy - Pretty much the anti-brony and Family Guy fanboy version of MrEnter and just like MrEnter and his idol Matthew Davis has a bunch of rabid fanboys.
- Randy Stair
- ToonEGuy - Big fan, and a huge John Kricfalusi asskisser, despite his hero being charged for sexual assault.
- SaturnDOS - Constantly stalks, threatens, and harasses him in the name of Clay Claymore, and will only stop if he gets Enter's dox
- Meta527II - His gallery's flooded with Enter's notepages.
- MisAnthro Pony - Another psuedo-intellectual YouTuber who makes videos on kids' cartoons.
- Professor Kuhtoons - Made several videos on MrEnter and his fans. Somehow, he's got an even bigger ego than Enter.
- Eddie Wise - Typical fanboy of MrEnter who opposes people who making rant videos on him.
- Doomentio - The hispanic version of MrEnter
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