Misha Silenosti
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Misha Silenosti (Real name: Michal "Misha" Florian; b. January 2, 2007: Age 17) is an unfunny, autistic, buck-toothed Czech YouTube "singer", and is yet another prime example of why children shouldn't be allowed access to the internet. The content he "produces" consists of shitty songs about vidya games which are laced with ad hominem and petty insults aimed at other people on YouTube. In addition, there are other videos of him playing Meinkampf, and even a couple where he gets shot with a banana and explodes. No seriously. He cannot sing, make decent (and not retarded) videos that are actually worth watching, and has no comedic talent whatsoever.
Misha has explicitly mentioned other YouTubers such as LeafyIsHere, Pyrocynical, and RiceGum as being assholes and retards in his "Cyberbully Channels are Cancer" video. Several response videos were made to call Misha out and make fun of him. Although many would agree that listening to LeafyIsHere ramble on about random shit in his videos is dull and brain-numbing, the attention was quickly turned over to Misha as his faggotry gained notoriety. Despite Leafy having a nasally-pitched annoying voice, his voice is much easier to listen to than Misha's retarded accent and feeble command of the English language.
Misha claims to frequently get straight-A's on his school report cards; however, this has yet to be confirmed. As Misha has been branded a retard by many, it should come as no surprise that the video he made about getting straight-A's (implying that he has some degree of intelligence) is utter bullshit, and a failed attempt making him look good by bragging about something he never achieved. This is very similar to another video he made about himself having a girlfriend... at age 17 - another attempt to make him look good among the mass of autism he produced.
Hypocrisy
Misha absolutely fucking loves making attack videos aimed at other people on YouTube and other shit he doesn't like, yet at the same time, claims that he is "against cyberbullying and internet harassment." The is one of many reasons why he disables ratings videos on his videos - top prevent everyone from rating down his shitty videos and getting them removed from the "Recommended" category on YouTube's front page. Curiously, he leaves the comment section open on all of his videos for everyone to bash and call him out for his retarded ways.
A sample comment:
Facts
Did you know...
- ... that his real name is Michal Florian?
- ... that he is Czech, and not Russian?
- ... that he suffers from USI?
- ... that he thinks he's funny?
- ... that he is hated by most of the internet?
- ... that he has a huge gap between his teeth?
- ... that he disables ratings on his videos?
- ... that he hates LeafyIsHere?
- ... that if he ever discovers this article, he'll make a song about how ED is CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER?
- ... that he thinks the internet is his personal army?
- ... that when he releases a retarded video on YouTube, he gets "cyberbullied", and then gets all butthurt about the "haters"?
- ... that his retarded brother wrote all his songs, except "CYBER BULLY CHANNELS ARE CANCER" which was written by his parents?
- ... that one of his public appearances was canceled because of the amount of death threats he received?
- ... that he got a "girlfriend" from playing Minecraft?
- ... that he lives in Kurim, Czech Republic?
- ... that "Mishovy silenosti" is a registered trademark?
- ... that his older brother's name is Olda Florian?
- ... that he became "famous" after his Pokemon Go Song video went viral?
- ... that he gets "straight-A's" on his report cards?
- ... that he thinks he's a celebrity just because he has 300,000+ subscribers on YouTube?
- ... that his YouTube name is officially "Misha / Mishovy silenosti" because he can't make up his mind between Misha or Mishovy?
- ... that he is vegan?
- ... that he absolutely fucking loves loves LoL?
Misha's "Girlfriend"
Apparently, Misha has a girlfriend (known as "Denca") that he claims to have met while playing on his favorite Meinkampf server. On July 7, 2016, Misha released a video titled, "GIRLFRIEND TAG!!!" which appears to be filmed in his bedroom. It shows Misha, along with his purported "girlfriend" sitting on his bed while someone behind the camera asks them questions about their "relationship". Note that the video is in the incomprehensible language of Czech, so be sure to turn the subtitles on.
Watch at your own risk:
Some argue that the girl in the video is in fact not his girlfriend, but rather his sister. Compared to the idea of her being his girlfriend, this theory seems much more accurate, considering that an autistic faggot as profound as Misha would never get an actual girlfriend. Perhaps the point of this video was to was just to make him look "cool" after looking like an idiot on the internet.
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"The ratings aren't the only thing disabled."
This is a common buzzword that you will see at least a few times when scrolling through the comments of any one of his videos. The original author of this truthful phrase is unknown, considering that everyone loves fucking spamming it all over the place in an attempt at being funny among the masses of critically unfunny.
Videos
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of times, you will hear him say "and pussy too". Previous Video | Next Video |
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Sample Song Lyrics
Dota is for little children League of Legends is the winner League is what I like Dota is for little children League of Legends is the winner League is what I like Every time when I’m the best with so many kills in a row I hope that my Russian teammate won’t mess up my score! OH! Dota is for little children League of Legends is the winner League is what I like SOLO Every time when I’m the best with so many kills in a row I hope that my Russian teammate won’t mess up my score! OH! Dota is for little children League of Legends is the winner League is what I like Dota is for little children League of Legends is the winner League is what I likeCyberbully channels are cancer cancer cancer cancer Cyberbully channels are cancer cancer cancer cancer Cyberbully channels are cancer cancer cancer cancer Cyberbully channels are cancer! Cancer! Leafy is an asshole Leafy is a retard Leafy is an asshole who bullies little kids LeafyIsHere, Pyrocynical, RiceGum and Keem Star They are all retards Cyberbully channels are cancer cancer cancer cancer Cyberbully channels are cancer cancer cancer cancer Cyberbully channels are cancer cancer cancer cancer Cyberbully channels are cancer! Cancer! RiceGum is an asshole RiceGum is a retard RiceGum is an asshole who bullies little kids LeafyIsHere, Pyrocynical, RiceGum and Keem Star They are all retards I am the voice of the children! My name is Misha and I declare war to all cyberbully channels! Stop bullying little kids! These things need to end! You are cancer! Cyberbully channels are cancer cancer cancer cancer Cyberbully channels are cancer cancer cancer cancer Cyberbully channels are cancer cancer cancer cancer Cyberbully channels are cancer! Cancer! cancer cancer cancer Cancer! Cancer! cancer cancer cancer Cancer! Cancer cancer cancer cancer Cancer!
Reaction from the Internet
Here are some of the things the internet had to say about Misha:
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The faggot LeafyIsHere made a couple response videos:
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Parodies of Misha's Retardation
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See Also
- Let's Play
- YouTube
- Unfunny - The result of many of his videos.
- X is not your personal army
- LeafyIsHere
- Pokemon Go
- DJ KEEMSTAR
- Pyrocynical
External Links
Email Address
- [email protected] - Feel free to do as you please...
Social Networking
Misha's Steam - Read the profile comments for maximum lulz.- Misha's Steam Group
Misha's Facebook Blog
Misha's Google+
Misha
YouTube Channels
- Misha Silenosti - His main channel.
- Misha's Czech Channel
- This Faggot Even Has a Let's Play Channel
Other
- Misha's Brother's Steam - Owns Misha's steam group.
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| Preceded by Taxes |
Misha Silenosti | Succeeded by Manlytears |