Mark Zuckerberg
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In February 2004 Mark Suckaturd✡ (A.K.A. Mark Fuckerberg) established the world's first decentralised industry. Today, there are millions of his isolated workers around the world, manufacturing highly-saleable products 24/7, during their personal time and entirely (((at their own expense.))) The workers can't stop producing goods for the company, because the work was deliberately designed to be chemically addictive (archived: 
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2). The company is called Fecesbook, the products are the personal data of the workers, and the average worker is you.
Some argue Zuckerberg is therefore known as the epitome of money-grubbing Jews. He has gained national notoriety for dodging multi-billion dollar buyout offers. And is an Aspie prick. FUCK THE ZUCK! SUCK THE ZUCK! Here's the fresh new evidences of his sharp skillz of robbery, yo fagitz
Imposer of dangerous ideals
Does Zuckerberg declaring his position on complete "free-flow of information on the internet" mean he is cool with:
- His docs floating everywhere?
- People harvesting data and email etc. from websites (inc. facebook) for spam?
- Stealing private, corporate data and statistics?
- Free flow of DoS packets to his server?
- Shitting on his users?
- Feeding terabytes of your personal info to the NSA?
- Spreading bogus scare-stories that only serve the aims of the Israeli government?
No. Just pictures of kittens.
Zuckerberg is also a well-known terrorist. He, together with Bill Gates, is responsible for the widespread belief that dropping out of Harvard guarantees you billions of lollars. This misconception has ruined the lives of thousands of virgin boys. Every ass-munch borrows millions of suckoleons from parasitic lampreys and starts a "startup firm" now, usually with some tarded idea of "Web 2.0 peace and love we won't exploit you too much" bastardism, and most of this little gang of Peter Pan Syndromites ends up dropping a big turd and going bankrupt. But they still wuv Mark, he's their hero!
Napoleon complex
Like most megalomaniacal would-be tyrants, Fuckerberg's blind desire to subjugate the human race has a sad and simple origin. Other than being a greedy fucking Jew, we mean. It is that when standing upright, he is a mere five feet & seven inches tall. And that's when he's wearing shoes, no word yet on how tall he is when barefoot. Photographic proof that Zuckenstein is very very defensive about being a short-ass half-pint was provided when he appeared before a Congressional committee in April 2018.
Epic Quotes (we swear we didn't make any of this up)
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—Lol, a Blackberry. | ||
—SUCK THAT DONKEY DICK, COWBOY! | ||
—Subtle message, there, fuckboy. Life is cheap (unless it's yours), eh? | ||
Movie
Not so recently, a bigshot Hollywood director (David Fincher of Fight Club, The Game and Se7en and fame), decided to make a movie called The Social Network about his life. Starring Jesse Heisenberg✡ as the Jew himself. The movie debuted on October 1st, 2010 and was made without Failbook's permission so it was full of sleazy drama and lulz.
Apparently Zuckerberg comes off as such a giant douche that he donated $100,000,000 to the New Jersey public school system in damage control mode. This is no sweat for Zuckerberg since he recently cracked the Forbes' 400 Richest Americunts list at #35 with a net worth of $6.1 billion which puts him ahead of Steve Jobs, Oprah, George Lucas, Donald Trump, Rupert Murdoch and Eric Schmidt amongst others.
The movie won four gold-plated dildos, three for the movie part......and one for Trent Reznor, for the soundtrack music. Which was boring.
Big Zook is still butthurt about the whole thing. [1][2] Waaahhhh.
Jew denial
Although Zuckerberg was raised Jewish and had his bar mitzvah when he turned 13, he has since described himself as an atheist, which makes him a race traitor yet he still practices the age old Jewish tradition of claiming every cent on earth as his. Citation Needed Poor lad is still searching for his long-lost foreskin, which is probably ruler of a Rat Kingdom in a landfill on Staten Island by now. Many bloody cocks were sucked that night, I can tell you.
ZOG HQ
1456 Edgewood Dr
Palo Alto CA 94301
(Easy to find, because he's been buying out/fighting with his neighbors.[3][4][5] He also owns a house in SF. [6])
Gallery of greed
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See also
External Links
- Mark ZOGerberg page on Jewtastic.com (Archived: 1: (original 404-ed) 2: File copy (Complete))
- ZOGerberg exposed on Business Insider - a LULZ goldmine (Archived: 1 2)
- ZOGerberg donates $100,000,000 to Jersey public schools to offset unflattering portrayal in The Social Network (Archived: 1 2)
- Ceglia vs ZOGerberg lolsuit (File copy (Complete))
- ZOGerberg's online diary when he trolled Harvard with facemash.com (File copy (Complete))
- He has a wife, a ZOGlet on the way, and a floor mop (Archived: 1 2)
- ZOGerberg voted "Misinformer of the Year, 2017" (Archived: 1 2)
- Judas Watch: Mark ZOGerberg (Archived: 1 2)
- March 2018 - The countdown to 2020 has officially begun: Facebook buries its boasts about the effectiveness of its political ads (Archived: 1 2)
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