M. Night Shyamalan
The Last Shitbender
M. Night Shyamalan is an Indian director, screenwriter, actor and producer who is famous for creating horrible films, claiming they have deeper meaning when in reality is just an excuse to make them watch it again as punishment for not understanding his clearly Methuselaic storytelling. Much like Tommy Wiseau, nobody knew where he came from and also unlike Tommy, he didn't stop at one shitty movie. Starting in 1992 with "Praying with Anger" as the director, producer, writer, and an actor in said movie, which he would also do in six more of his movies, he has gotten a rather bad habit of putting in shitty "twists" in his movies that every short-bus student could see a lightyear away. Also, he's about as slow as a turtle on a codeine trip when it comes to even making his opuses. Since 1992, he has only made 12 movies. Lucky number 13, The Visit, will be coming this year however.
Every actor under his watch had to make sure their acting skills had to be dumbed down to school-play levels of bad to make Shyamalamadingdong's acting look good in comparison whenever he's on screen, and many actors like Mark Wahlberg have shown their distaste and hate for the Indian's lack of direction. On your right, you'll see that Newsweek calls him the next Spielberg, which one, is stone cold wrong in general, and two, the habit that his recently bad movies attract Stinkers and Golden Raspberries like flies to shit speaks otherwise.
Awards
2006: The Lady in the Water
Worst Director-Golden Raspberry Award
Worst Supporting Actor-Golden Raspberry Award
Least Scary Horror Movie-Stinkers Bad Movie Award
Worst Picture-Stinkers Bad Movie Award
Worst Screenplay-Stinkers Bad Movie Award
2009: The Happening
Worst Film-Fangoria Chainsaw Award
2010: The Last Airbender
Worst Director-Golden Raspberry Award
Worst Picture-Golden Raspberry Award
Worst Screenplay-Golden Raspberry Award
Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use of 3D-Golden Raspberry Award
Quotes
—Mark Wahlberg regretting working with Shamalamadimgdong. | ||
YouTube
- The Happening - Hilariocity Review
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See Also
- Avatar: The Last Airbender The crappy pseudo-anime he managed to make even crappier
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