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[[File:SolEmo. | [[File:SolEmo.png|thumb|right|230px|Feel your skin tingle as her cold stare sends shivers down your spine, you worthless cretin.]] | ||
[[File: | [[File:Outcasts.jpg|thumb|right|230px|Her crushes were [[dead]] before she was even [[How is babby formed?|conceived]].]] | ||
'''Sol Pais''' (a.k.a. '''DissolvedGirl''', '''AngelShooters''', '''LonelyAngel444''', '''SecretSiapLos''', and '''SiameseFeverDreams''') was an [[edgy]] [[16-year-old girl|18-year-old]] [[Columbiner]] from [[Florida]] who, on April 16, [[2019]], managed to shut down [[Columbine|Columbine High School]] and achieve an impressive [[FBI|4-star wanted level]] without firing a single bullet. Unfortunately, with an abysmally unimpressive [[High Score|kill count]] of ''[[divide by zero|zero]]'' prior to her [[desperate|desperation]] [[suicide]] on April 17, 2019, Sol ultimately proved herself to be more useless at [[school shootings]] than [[ED]]'s own [[William Atchison]] and the worst [[Title IX|sexually-handicapped]] spree shooter since [[PETA]]'s [[Nasim Aghdam]]. | '''Sol Pais''' (a.k.a. '''DissolvedGirl''', '''AngelShooters''', '''LonelyAngel444''', '''SecretSiapLos''', and '''SiameseFeverDreams''') was an [[edgy]] [[16-year-old girl|18-year-old]] [[Columbiner]] from [[Florida]] who, on April 16, [[2019]], managed to shut down [[Columbine|Columbine High School]] and achieve an impressive [[FBI|4-star wanted level]] without firing a single bullet. Unfortunately, with an abysmally unimpressive [[High Score|kill count]] of ''[[divide by zero|zero]]'' prior to her [[desperate|desperation]] [[suicide]] on April 17, 2019, Sol ultimately proved herself to be more useless at [[school shootings]] than [[ED]]'s own [[William Atchison]] and the worst [[Title IX|sexually-handicapped]] spree shooter since [[PETA]]'s [[Nasim Aghdam]]. | ||
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Many [[Christian]] scholars believe that Sol will spend [[at least 100 years|the rest of eternity]] getting [[gangbang|spitroasted]] by [[Eric Harris]] and [[Dylan Klebold]] in [[Hell]] while [[William Atchison]] is strapped to a couch and [[cuckold|forced to watch]] as his heroes [[fuck|rail]] some little [[bitch]] who got even less kills than he did. | Many [[Christian]] scholars believe that Sol will spend [[at least 100 years|the rest of eternity]] getting [[gangbang|spitroasted]] by [[Eric Harris]] and [[Dylan Klebold]] in [[Hell]] while [[William Atchison]] is strapped to a couch and [[cuckold|forced to watch]] as his heroes [[fuck|rail]] some little [[bitch]] who got even less kills than he did. | ||
==[[File: | ==[[File:1Evilskull.gif|30px]] Sol Fucking Edgy [[File:1Evilskull.gif|30px]]== | ||
[[File:LoliSol.jpeg|thumb|right|230px|Sol, before becoming an [[edgy]] [[dyke]].]] | [[File:LoliSol.jpeg|thumb|right|230px|Sol, before becoming an [[edgy]] [[dyke]].]] | ||
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==[[File:Sol_pais_pentagram.gif|35px]] Dear Diary, I'm Batshit Insane [[File:Sol_pais_pentagram.gif|35px]]== | ==[[File:Sol_pais_pentagram.gif|35px]] Dear Diary, I'm [[Batshit Insane]] [[File:Sol_pais_pentagram.gif|35px]]== | ||
[[File:Resizedjournal.gif|center|link=Read a Book]] | [[File:Resizedjournal.gif|center|link=Read a Book]] | ||
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[[File:Spinning_videotape.gif|30px]] '''Her Favorite Movies''' | [[File:Spinning_videotape.gif|30px]] '''Her Favorite Movies''' | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] American Beauty | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] American Beauty | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[American Psycho]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[American Psycho]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Breakfast Club, The | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Breakfast Club, The | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Donnie Darko]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Donnie Darko]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Heathers | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Heathers | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Jennifer's Body | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Jennifer's Body | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[The Matrix|Matrix, The]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[The Matrix|Matrix, The]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[NBK|Natural Born Killers]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[NBK|Natural Born Killers]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|Reservoir Dogs]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|Reservoir Dogs]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Taxi Driver | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Taxi Driver | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Truman Show, The | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Truman Show, The | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Zero Day | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Zero Day | ||
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[[File: | [[File:cdspin.gif|30px]] '''Her Favorite Music''' | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] 808 state | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] 808 state | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Alice and the rape zombies|Alice in Chains]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Alice and the rape zombies|Alice in Chains]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Aphex Twin]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Aphex Twin]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Autechre | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Autechre | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Beach Fossils | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Beach Fossils | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Beastie Boys]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Beastie Boys]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[The Beatles|Beatles, The]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[The Beatles|Beatles, The]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Bones | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Bones | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Buttertones, The | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Buttertones, The | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Chemical Brothers, The | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Chemical Brothers, The | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Clash, The | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Clash, The | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Cure, The | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Cure, The | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[JFK|Dead Kennedys]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[JFK|Dead Kennedys]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Deftones [[Less than three|<3]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Deftones [[Less than three|<3]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Depeche Mode | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Depeche Mode | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Doors, The | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Doors, The | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Fog Lake | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Fog Lake | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Foo Fighters]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Foo Fighters]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Garbage]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Garbage]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Gary Numan | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Gary Numan | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] George Harrison | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] George Harrison | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Gun Club, The | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Gun Club, The | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Guns N' Roses]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Guns N' Roses]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Vagina|Hole]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Vagina|Hole]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Joy Division | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Joy Division | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Kidneythieves | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Kidneythieves | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] KMFDM | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] KMFDM | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Korn]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Korn]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Krupps, Die | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Krupps, Die | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Led Zeppelin]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Led Zeppelin]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Marilyn Manson]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Marilyn Manson]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[House|Massive Attack]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[House|Massive Attack]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Marina and the Diamonds | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Marina and the Diamonds | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Ministry | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Ministry | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Nine Inch Nails]] [[Less than three|<3]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Nine Inch Nails]] [[Less than three|<3]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Nirvana]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Nirvana]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Orbital | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Orbital | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Pearl Jam | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Pearl Jam | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Radiohead]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Radiohead]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Rage Against the Machine]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Rage Against the Machine]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Rammstein]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Rammstein]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Rolling Stones, The | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Rolling Stones, The | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Smashing Pumpkins [[Less than three|<3]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Smashing Pumpkins [[Less than three|<3]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Smiths, The | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Smiths, The | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Sonic Youth | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Sonic Youth | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Soundgarden | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Soundgarden | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Static-X | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Static-X | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Leelah Alcorn|Teen Suicide]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Leelah Alcorn|Teen Suicide]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Type O Negative | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Type O Negative | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] $uicideboy$ | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] $uicideboy$ | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Wavves | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Wavves | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Doctor Who|Who, The]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Doctor Who|Who, The]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Yung Lean | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Yung Lean | ||
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[[File: | [[File:1Evilskull.gif|30px]] '''Her Bucket List''' | ||
''(...which she successfully completed in less than 24 hours.)'' | ''(...which she successfully completed in less than 24 hours.)'' | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Suicide Bomber|Self destruct]] [[File:Checkmark 2.gif]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Suicide Bomber|Self destruct]] [[File:Checkmark 2.gif]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Burn out [[File:Checkmark 2.gif]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Burn out [[File:Checkmark 2.gif]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Walk away [[File:Checkmark 2.gif]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Walk away [[File:Checkmark 2.gif]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Reject apologies [[File:Checkmark 2.gif]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Reject apologies [[File:Checkmark 2.gif]] | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] Fade [[File:Checkmark 2.gif]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] Fade [[File:Checkmark 2.gif]] | ||
| width="25%" align="left" valign="top" | | | width="25%" align="left" valign="top" | | ||
[[File:Naturalbornkillers.jpg|thumb|right|220px|Shocking.]] | [[File:Naturalbornkillers.jpg|thumb|right|220px|Shocking.]] | ||
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</center> | </center> | ||
[[File: | [[File:fbi is grateful.png|thumb|left|210px|They're grateful! {{archive|dY75M|(archive)}}]] | ||
[[File:Sol_pais_suicide_police_party_van_fbi.jpg|thumb|right|270px|Sol's [[party van]] leaving in disappointment.]] | [[File:Sol_pais_suicide_police_party_van_fbi.jpg|thumb|right|270px|Sol's [[party van]] leaving in disappointment.]] | ||
{{center| | {{center| | ||
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==[[File: | *[https://www.docdroid.net/hLYMTgL/pais-autopsy-report-pdf Her Autopsy] | ||
==[[File:1Purpleflame.gif|30px]] FALSE FLAG!!111 [[File:1Purpleflame.gif|30px]]== | |||
[[File:PolisGay.jpg|thumb|right|210px|What a [[Cockmongler|cock-hungry faggot]] looks like.]] | [[File:PolisGay.jpg|thumb|right|210px|What a [[Cockmongler|cock-hungry faggot]] looks like.]] | ||
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==[[File:Yellow-Heart-icon-1-.gif]] Lesbian Lovers [[File:Yellow-Heart-icon-1-.gif]]== | ==[[File:Yellow-Heart-icon-1-.gif]] Lesbian Lovers [[File:Yellow-Heart-icon-1-.gif]]== | ||
[[File: | [[File:July 2018 Sol Pais with Adrianna Pete.jpg|thumb|left|180px|Sol and her [[scissoring]] partner.]] | ||
[[File:Solpais3434.jpg|thumb|right|190px|An 18-year-old lesbian sociopath threatened to shoot up a school? [[obvious|Who would've guessed?]]]] | [[File:Solpais3434.jpg|thumb|right|190px|An 18-year-old lesbian sociopath threatened to shoot up a school? [[obvious|Who would've guessed?]]]] | ||
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==[[File:DICKS_EVERYWHERE!.gif|45px]] Stupidity Afloat [[File:DICKS_EVERYWHERE!.gif|45px]]== | ==[[File:DICKS_EVERYWHERE!.gif|45px]] Stupidity Afloat [[File:DICKS_EVERYWHERE!.gif|45px]]== | ||
[[File: | [[File:sol pais fanboy.png|thumb|right|210px|Even angsty, methfaced suicide dykes have their fanboys. {{archive|LyV7S|(archive)}}]] | ||
Like flies to [[shit]], the news of a [[crazy|crazed]] idiot giving herself a [[suicide|shotgun mothwash]] brings all the tards to the yard, coming out in full force across [[Twatter]], just to hear themselves speak as they try to [[brainwash|educate]] people that a suicidal girl killing herself is a conspiracy designed by the [[FBI]], that people threatening schools should be coddled, and how things would have gone differently if they were in charge. | Like flies to [[shit]], the news of a [[crazy|crazed]] idiot giving herself a [[suicide|shotgun mothwash]] brings all the tards to the yard, coming out in full force across [[Twatter]], just to hear themselves speak as they try to [[brainwash|educate]] people that a suicidal girl killing herself is a conspiracy designed by the [[FBI]], that people threatening schools should be coddled, and how things would have gone differently if they were in charge. | ||
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==[[File: | ==[[File:1Purpleflame.gif|30px]] Graded Score [[File:1Purpleflame.gif|30px]]== | ||
{{GradedScore| -20|Shooting yourself doesn't count, you dumb cunt.| -20|Perfect accuracy was wasted on her own butterface.| -20|Actually thought a shotgun would be a good school shooting weapon.| -20|The FBI caused more butthurt than she did. LOLOLOL| -20|Penalized for not turning in the assignment.|-100|F-----MINUSminusminus111|[[useless|Typical American Woman]]}} | {{GradedScore| -20|Shooting yourself doesn't count, you dumb cunt.| -20|Perfect accuracy was wasted on her own butterface.| -20|Actually thought a shotgun would be a good school shooting weapon.| -20|The FBI caused more butthurt than she did. LOLOLOL| -20|Penalized for not turning in the assignment.|-100|F-----MINUSminusminus111|[[useless|Typical American Woman]]}} | ||
{{Wanted|4}} | |||
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==[[File:Loadingbuffering.gif|38px]] List of Victims [[File:Loadingbuffering.gif|38px]]== | ==[[File:Loadingbuffering.gif|38px]] List of Victims [[File:Loadingbuffering.gif|38px]]== | ||
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<center>''The page you requested could not be loaded. Make sure your killer actually [[doing it right|kills someone other than herself]] and then [[DO IT FAGGOT|try again]].''</center> | <center>''The page you requested could not be loaded. Make sure your killer actually [[doing it right|kills someone other than herself]] and then [[DO IT FAGGOT|try again]].''</center> | ||
==[[File: | ==[[File:1Evilskull.gif|30px]] Galeria Del Sol [[File:1Evilskull.gif|30px]]== | ||
{{cg|[[File:Spiral.gif|30px]] Better Call Sol [[File:Spiral.gif|30px]]|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | {{cg|[[File:Spiral.gif|30px]] Better Call Sol [[File:Spiral.gif|30px]]|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:SolEdgyEnlarged.png|What an edgy teenager looks like. | File:SolEdgyEnlarged.png|What an edgy teenager looks like. | ||
File:SolPais.png|What a [[dyke|sexually confused]] edgy teenager looks like. | File:SolPais.png|What a [[dyke|sexually confused]] edgy teenager looks like. | ||
File:Sol_pais_yearbook. | File:Sol_pais_yearbook.png|C? Choker? Cunt? | ||
File:SolMask.jpg | File:SolMask.jpg | ||
File: | File:sol pais.jpg|Of course she's an [[Apple]] user. Please note the matching KMFDM sticker and shirt. | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
File:Sol_pais_ann_arbor.jpg | File:Sol_pais_ann_arbor.jpg | ||
File:Sol_Pais_pussy. | File:Sol_Pais_pussy.jpg | ||
File:Sol_Pais_gay_retard.png|Now [[your mother sucks cocks in Hell|sucking demon cocks in Hell]]. | File:Sol_Pais_gay_retard.png|Now [[your mother sucks cocks in Hell|sucking demon cocks in Hell]]. | ||
File:Sol_Pais_I_fucking_hate_u.png|[[BAWWWWW|"i fucking hate U"]] | File:Sol_Pais_I_fucking_hate_u.png|[[BAWWWWW|"i fucking hate U"]] | ||
File:Sol_Pais_nazi.png|Sol finds out her family are a bunch of [[Nazis]]. | File:Sol_Pais_nazi.png|Sol finds out her family are a bunch of [[Nazis]]. | ||
File:SolUltraEdge.jpg | File:SolUltraEdge.jpg | ||
File:SolRestroomSelfie. | File:SolRestroomSelfie.png | ||
File:SolDesktop.jpg | File:SolDesktop.jpg | ||
File:Sol_pais_young_yearbook.jpg | File:Sol_pais_young_yearbook.jpg | ||
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==[[File:Lilcd.gif|30px]] See Asol [[File:Lilcd.gif|30px]]== | ==[[File:Lilcd.gif|30px]] See Asol [[File:Lilcd.gif|30px]]== | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Brenda Ann Spencer]], Jennifer San Marco, [[Amy Bishop]] - Who she wished she was like. | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Brenda Ann Spencer]], Jennifer San Marco, [[Amy Bishop]] - Who she wished she was like. | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - Who she ended up being like. | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Nasim Aghdam]] - Who she ended up being like. | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Columbine]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Columbine]] | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[GeoCities|GeoShitties]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[GeoCities|GeoShitties]] | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Suicide]] - She quit before she even got started. | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Suicide]] - She quit before she even got started. | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [[Web 1.0]] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [[Web 1.0]] | ||
==[[File:Computer.gif|60px]] External Links [[File:Computer.gif|60px]]== | ==[[File:Computer.gif|60px]] External Links [[File:Computer.gif|60px]]== | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] '''[https://dissolvedgirl.neocities.org/ Sol's NeoCities home page]''' | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] '''[https://dissolvedgirl.neocities.org/ Sol's NeoCities home page]''' | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] {{archive|IYZfB|Question About Non Colorado Resident Buying Shotgun}} | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] {{archive|IYZfB|Question About Non Colorado Resident Buying Shotgun}} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] {{archive|d56KH|RECORD OF AWAKENINGS}} | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] {{archive|d56KH|RECORD OF AWAKENINGS}} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [https://dissolvedgirl.123guestbook.com/ Sign my guestbook!] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [https://dissolvedgirl.123guestbook.com/ Sign my guestbook!] | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [mailto:[email protected] [email protected]] - Contact her here or through the official ED [[Ouija Board]]. | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [mailto:[email protected] [email protected]] - Contact her here or through the official ED [[Ouija Board]]. | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [https://www.last.fm/user/solpais/library Sol's Last.FM playlist] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [https://www.last.fm/user/solpais/library Sol's Last.FM playlist] | ||
===[[4chan]] threads=== | ===[[4chan]] threads=== | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] {{archive|79Jhx|BREAKING: LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS CONFIRM SOL PAIS IS DEAD - VIA CBS NEWS}} | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] {{archive|79Jhx|BREAKING: LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS CONFIRM SOL PAIS IS DEAD - VIA CBS NEWS}} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] {{archive|nPpU2|/ourgirl/}} | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] {{archive|nPpU2|/ourgirl/}} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] {{archive|30tqb|Was she patrish?}} | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] {{archive|30tqb|Was she patrish?}} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] {{archive|FAL7M|Sol pais}} | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] {{archive|FAL7M|Sol pais}} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] {{archive|TTjc8|I give you the first female INCEL.}} | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] {{archive|TTjc8|I give you the first female INCEL.}} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] [https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/22532172/ paranormal /x/ thread] | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] [https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/22532172/ paranormal /x/ thread] | ||
===[[8chan]] threads=== | ===[[8chan]] threads=== | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] {{archive|lZHra|1st created April 16}} reached post limit in 4 days | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] {{archive|lZHra|1st created April 16}} reached post limit in 4 days | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
[[File:Sparkle.gif]] {{archive|pzPzR|2nd created April 20}} still ongoing as of May 21 | [[File:Sparkle.gif|15px]] {{archive|pzPzR|2nd created April 20}} still ongoing as of May 21 | ||
[[File:Chain.gif|center|link=]] | [[File:Chain.gif|center|link=]] | ||
[[File:Sol_Pais_Neocities_Map.png | [[File:Sol_Pais_Neocities_Map.png]] | ||
[[File:Bulletemail.jpg|center|link=mailto:[email protected]]] | [[File:Bulletemail.jpg|center|link=mailto:[email protected]]] | ||
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{{goth}} | {{goth}} | ||
{{dyingalone}} | {{dyingalone}} | ||
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{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
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{{timeline|Featured article April 27 & 28, [[2019]]|[[Chain letter]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Bullet to the Head of the NRA]]}} | {{timeline|Featured article April 27 & 28, [[2019]]|[[Chain letter]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Bullet to the Head of the NRA]]}} |
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Sol Pais (a.k.a. DissolvedGirl, AngelShooters, LonelyAngel444, SecretSiapLos, and SiameseFeverDreams) was an edgy 18-year-old Columbiner from Florida who, on April 16, 2019, managed to shut down Columbine High School and achieve an impressive 4-star wanted level without firing a single bullet. Unfortunately, with an abysmally unimpressive kill count of zero prior to her desperation suicide on April 17, 2019, Sol ultimately proved herself to be more useless at school shootings than ED's own William Atchison and the worst sexually-handicapped spree shooter since PETA's Nasim Aghdam.
Following her death, savvy internet detectives located Sol's homepage on NeoCities and realized that, despite THE CURRENT YEAR being 2019, her website still looked like 1990s garbage from the era of dial-up. Making this discovery even more bizarre was the fact that Sol wasn't even alive in the 90s or during Columbine. Many people in the state of Colorado believe that all of this is proof that the entire incident was actually a false flag operation designed to protect the state's Fudgepacker-in-Chief, Jared Polis, from being impeached for shitting all over the Second Amendment.
Many Christian scholars believe that Sol will spend the rest of eternity getting spitroasted by Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold in Hell while William Atchison is strapped to a couch and forced to watch as his heroes rail some little bitch who got even less kills than he did.
Sol Fucking Edgy
Sol (short for "Shit Outta Luck") Pais was born on February 1, 2001, to some spic immigrants from some spic country who came to the Jewnited States in search of affirmative action and less rape. From a young age, Sol was infatuated with the 1999 Columbine school shooting and its perpetrators Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.
—Sol (archive) |
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Dear Diary, I'm Batshit Insane
File:Spinning videotape.gif Her Favorite Movies |
Deftones <3 Smashing Pumpkins <3 |
(...which she successfully completed in less than 24 hours.) |
Columbine: The 20th Anniversary Spectacular
—Sol Pais, leaving a record of herself |
—Totally not suspicious (archive) |
—Sol (archive) |
—LOL Won't need to now. |
LOL DEAD
—Sol Pais, prior to failing at even becoming a killer (archive) |
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What.
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An.
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Anticlimax.
—Close Contact, LLC, having a hot take (archive) |
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FALSE FLAG!!111
Jared Polis (Deadname: Jared Schutz) is a notorious woman-beating poofter who, in 2018, was elected to be the 43rd Governor of Colorado. Like most modern DemocRATS, Polis is a gun control nut who doesn't believe in the Second Amendment and signed a highly unconstitutional "Red Flag Bill" into law in early 2019. The bill allows the government to seize firearms from law-abiding citizens if they believe that that citizen may possibly, potentially, have a very, very, very minute possibility of going postal at some point.
Naturally, the fine citizens of Colorado weren't about to take a fucking queer trampling all over their rights, so they quickly decided to rebrand their Recall Hickenlooper Facebook group that they had used to bash the previous Governor as Recall Colorado Governor Jared Polis. As one would probably expect from a group of anti-vax redneck conspiracy theorists, the news of a national FBI manhunt for an 18-year-old girl who, by all accounts, hadn't actually violated any laws reeked of being a Jewish false flag operation to detract attention away from the Governor's scandals.
—dungjow (archive) |
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Lesbian Lovers
Sol's only known friend in the last year was a chubby blonde girl from Michigan named Adrianna Pete (a.k.a. AnnaJuana69 and CherryPieCrime). Sol courted Adrianna by sending her a pair of expensive earrings after hearing her boyfriend dumped her, prompting Adrianna to fly down to Florida, where they spent intimate moments together. Their relationship continued with Sol later flying to Michigan to be with Adrianna in July 2018.
Sol is not the first daughter of Edgardo "Gardi" Pais driven to lesbianism, as her older sister, Valentina "Val" Pais (a.k.a. valentina.pais.5209 and vaalentyne), has been identifying as dyke since she was 17.
It is unclear whether or not these dykedelic tendencies were inherited due to abuse from their mother, Sylvia, or possibly from one of the degenerate music industry thots that Gardi inevitably brought to hang out with them.
Stupidity Afloat
Like flies to shit, the news of a crazed idiot giving herself a shotgun mothwash brings all the tards to the yard, coming out in full force across Twatter, just to hear themselves speak as they try to educate people that a suicidal girl killing herself is a conspiracy designed by the FBI, that people threatening schools should be coddled, and how things would have gone differently if they were in charge.
—J3llynuttz trying to be progressive (archive) |
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Graded Score
Kill count: | -20/20 Shooting yourself doesn't count, you dumb cunt. |
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Accuracy: | -20/20 Perfect accuracy was wasted on her own butterface. |
Style: | -20/20 Actually thought a shotgun would be a good school shooting weapon. |
Butthurt: | -20/20 The FBI caused more butthurt than she did. LOLOLOL |
Bonus: | -20/20 Penalized for not turning in the assignment. |
List of Victims
Galeria Del Sol
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What an edgy teenager looks like.
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What a sexually confused edgy teenager looks like.
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C? Choker? Cunt?
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Of course she's an Apple user. Please note the matching KMFDM sticker and shirt.
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Sol finds out her family are a bunch of Nazis.
See Asol
Brenda Ann Spencer, Jennifer San Marco, Amy Bishop - Who she wished she was like.
Nasim Aghdam - Who she ended up being like.
Columbine
GeoShitties
Suicide - She quit before she even got started.
Web 1.0
External Links
Sol's NeoCities home page
Question About Non Colorado Resident Buying Shotgun
RECORD OF AWAKENINGS
Sign my guestbook!
[email protected] - Contact her here or through the official ED Ouija Board.
Sol's Last.FM playlist
4chan threads
BREAKING: LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS CONFIRM SOL PAIS IS DEAD - VIA CBS NEWS
/ourgirl/
Was she patrish?
Sol pais
I give you the first female INCEL.
paranormal /x/ thread
8chan threads
1st created April 16 reached post limit in 4 days
2nd created April 20 still ongoing as of May 21
File:Sol Pais Neocities Map.png
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Preceded by Chain letter |
Sol Pais | Succeeded by Bullet to the Head of the NRA |