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Margaret Pless
Margaret Caroline Pless (a.k.a. The Idle Dilettante, Kashzors, Cernowatch, Sashimi, Fiona Apps, The Loch Pless Monster and Plessie) is a moderately attractive but slightly chubby 34-year-old internet feminist and amateur blogger who is most well known for her her involvement in the GamerGate saga and and for her hobby of doxing and libeling anyone that she doesn't like – a hobby that she developed after realizing that wasting 4 whole years of her worthless life on getting an even more worthless liberal arts degree was a huge fucking mistake.
Margaret's targets have included pro-GamerGate lawyer and alt-right juice aficionado Mike Cernovich, /baphomet/ founder and admin Benjamin "Benjikins" Biddix, 8chan owner and crippled midget Frederick "Hotwheels" Brennan, ancient Semitic king and anti-feminist YouTuber Sargon of Akkad, and pretty much all of Kiwifarms. Strangely, she hasn't yet targeted Encyclopædia Dramatica – although after she finds this article, we'll probably become her Public Enemy No. 1.
Margaret's unhealthy obsession with doxing people even led her to go so far as to literally take on the identity of an attack helicopter to further her seemingly endless campaign of harassment and stalking. Unfortunately for poor little Margaret, she forgot take into account the possibility that Patreon could be hacked – a fatal mistake that led to her supposedly "undoxable" alter-ego finally getting the brutal dicking that it so desperately deserved.
Margaret is also a huge Christfag, which is honestly a bit shocking considering the fact that she looks and sounds like a fatter version of Daria Morgendorffer.
Pless Family Values
Margaret Caroline Pless was born on April 15, 1990, the first child of parents Lucy Delia Pless (née White) and John Glenn "Jack" Pless. It wasn't long before the Plesses consulted with the local seer who informed them that their daughter would grow up to be fat and ugly and would eventually bring forth great strife to the village.
The Plesses, concerned with the prophecies foretold by the great and mighty seer, quickly retreated to their fuckroom in the hopes that they could create another child that wouldn't suck quite as much. Within months, Lucy Pless was once again pregnant.
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Jack Pless
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See where Margaret gets it from?
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Lucy Delia Pless
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Delia Davison Pless, a.k.a. Dede.
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Oh wow, she isn't a tranny. That's a first! (archive)
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Delia, Lucy and Moby Dick.
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Pluto is no longer classified as a planet because scientists are dicks.
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Manspreading!
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You can tell which sister got the good genes.
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You can thank your mum for the family photos, Plessie.
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Margaret is actually the older sister.
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TFW your sister is a model, but you're a filthy fat fucking feminist.
Something Awful this way lurks
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iSuck (really, she does!)
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When I grow up I wanna shoot up a school!
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Margaret poses with her crack dealer.
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Margaret's "dating" life.
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Margaret, after opening the Ark of the Covenant.
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I'm not officer, drunk!
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I'm bored! I think I'll commit theft in the name of feminism!
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Raise your arms like you just don't care!
—Margaret, bitching about furries |
—Margaret, being a fucking weeb |
—HAHAHA |
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The Making of a Hell-Bound Feminist
—LOLOLOL |
Today I was harassed on the street. Again.
Judging the Judgy Bitch
JB B Crazy! And also, probably hell-bound.
Doxing Mike Cernovich
—Plessie, on how she's not a real journalist |
How to Report Mike Cernovich to the LAPD w/o a Single Deadlift
—"Chris Poole" |
—Margaret, thinking that moot actually commented on her shit |
I Identify as an Attack Helicopter!
—Plessie, pretending to be a man |
—Plessiecopter, promoting a known doxing group |
—Margaret Pless, searching for piss in an ocean of piss |
—Margaret Pless, pretending to be more than one faggot (archive) |
The Cernowatch Patreon prior to its removal
Plessie vs./baphomet/
Plessiefarms
Plessie lies about donating to CWC's mum
Joshua Moon calls her out on her bullshit
5 Reasons I Stand With Paedo Nyberg
Kiwi Farms, the Web’s Biggest Community of Stalkers
Quotes
—Margaret, being creepy as fuck |
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Gallery
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Margaret poses with Jewbo the Whale.
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A rare photograph of Plessie in her natural habitat.
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She looks like a fat fucking refrigerator.
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Nice hat, too bad it landed in a pile of shit.
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Is it even possible to dress more like a dyke than this?
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TROLLOLOLOL
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The only photo in existence where she doesn't look like a complete fuggo.
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It was a perfect sphere before Plessie sat on it.
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NAME ONE LIE I'VE EVER POSTED!!111
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Plessie threatens to dox more GamerGaters.
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To write about doxing, one must team up with Lucifer himself.
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Projection 101
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Plessie insults Notch, then Notch strikes back.
See Also
- The Arguecat Weightloss Challenge
- Something Awful
- Narutard
- Troll Shielding
- GamerGate
- Zoe Quinn
- Hypocrite
- Stalker
- Anonymous - What Margaret failed to be.
External Links
- Lucy Delia Pless on Facebook - Her mum.
- John Glen "Jack" Pless on Facebook - Her dad.
Dox on the Serial Doxer
- [email protected] - Her email and the Paypal address that she idiotically attached to her "undoxable" Cernowatch Patreon account.
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