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Margaret Pless

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"Bitches don't know I control the internet" (archive)

Margaret Caroline Pless (a.k.a. The Idle Dilettante, Kashzors, Cernowatch, Sashimi, Fiona Apps, The Loch Pless Monster and Plessie) is a moderately attractive but slightly chubby 34-year-old internet feminist and amateur blogger who is most well known for her her involvement in the GamerGate saga and and for her hobby of doxing and libeling anyone that she doesn't like – a hobby that she developed after realizing that wasting 4 whole years of her worthless life on getting an even more worthless liberal arts degree was a huge fucking mistake.

Margaret's targets have included pro-GamerGate lawyer and alt-right juice aficionado Mike Cernovich, /baphomet/ founder and admin Benjamin "Benjikins" Biddix, 8chan owner and crippled midget Frederick "Hotwheels" Brennan, ancient Semitic king and anti-feminist YouTuber Sargon of Akkad, and pretty much all of Kiwifarms. Strangely, she hasn't yet targeted Encyclopædia Dramatica – although after she finds this article, we'll probably become her Public Enemy No. 1.

Margaret's unhealthy obsession with doxing people even led her to go so far as to literally take on the identity of an attack helicopter to further her seemingly endless campaign of harassment and stalking. Unfortunately for poor little Margaret, she forgot take into account the possibility that Patreon could be hacked – a fatal mistake that led to her supposedly "undoxable" alter-ego finally getting the brutal dicking that it so desperately deserved.

Margaret is also a huge Christfag, which is honestly a bit shocking considering the fact that she looks and sounds like a fatter version of Daria Morgendorffer.

Pless Family Values

Margaret was always second to her genetically superior sister.
Plessie, before becoming a fat feminist fuck.

Margaret Caroline Pless was born on April 15, 1990, the first child of parents Lucy Delia Pless (née White) and John Glenn "Jack" Pless. It wasn't long before the Plesses consulted with the local seer who informed them that their daughter would grow up to be fat and ugly and would eventually bring forth great strife to the village.

The Plesses, concerned with the prophecies foretold by the great and mighty seer, quickly retreated to their fuckroom in the hopes that they could create another child that wouldn't suck quite as much. Within months, Lucy Pless was once again pregnant.


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Something Awful this way lurks

"This is a boy and not a girl" (archive)
Margaret gets it on with a typical Something Awful goon.


   
 
Yeah. All the boys wish they could deutsch as good as me, on their perfectly manicured palace lawn. But not everyone can be the princess.
 

 
 

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the wikipedia article(s) on aspergers' syndrome is a laff riot
 

 
 

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To all of you pedophiles who I also friended on Facebook: I hope you see my picture and all the cartoon pictures of my friends' profiles and feel ashamed about your pedophilia and decide to sexually deny yourselves forever
 

 
 

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Anyways how is everyone holding up? me i'm the best i've ever been, life for Ms. pless looks good. Light it up and pass it around people!!!yeah baby i'm ready to go wild this spring break i'm so horny, i'm just a girl looking for a good time with some cool people.i love animals, anime, getting high, partying, and having sex. i'm looking for a guy to rock my world and who loves to party as much as i do. You have to be taller than me with a good build, be able to hold up a good conversation and be intelegent and honest. most of all you have to be able to make me laugh and know what you are doing in bed. if you think this is you shoot me a message and i'll write you back. and gentelmen if you are looking for a quick fuck don't bother i'm not that easy
 

 
 

   
 
Oh. I see. Furries are PG-13 now? That's not right, in fact, that's dead wrong! Furries aren't PG-13 even with every inch of their stupid hide covered!
 

 
 

—Margaret, bitching about furries

   
 
Yakosoo wa shokkidana no naka desu.
 

 
 

—Margaret, being a fucking weeb

   
 
There is a photo of me in my avatar (which is stupid) but I'll include a few recent (yesterday) others to prove I'm not a fatty:
 

 
 

—HAHAHA


   
 
congratulations on posting a callout thread for a naruto forum you retarded child
 

 
 

—Foggy

   
 
haha you see i am not like those faggot furries *posts on an anime forum*
 

 
 

—J. Bansal

   
 
what the fuck is this bullshit, get out of here you stupid anime roleplaying faggot
 

 
 

—TONY DANZAS HO

   
 
hahaha seriously let me get this straight, this is a callout thread on SA for someone who is not even an SA poster, rather, they post on an anime RPG forum along with you

Do you realize how retarded this is
 


 
 

—TONY DANZAS HO

   
 
Kashzors when I move to Durham please move the fuck out

I don't want to have to see you on the street and think "Naruto"
 


 
 

—GD_American, asking Margaret to GTFO

   
 
Kashzors come back I wanted to tell you how I want to stick my penis in your anus then carefully cut around it until I pull back and it looks like a bloody donut around my dick
 

 
 

—GD_American, being romantic

   
 
Kashzors your long neck is perfect for an electroshock dog collar, I want to put it on you and give you a twirl through all the power levels
 

 
 

—GD_American, still being romantic

   
 
Then I want to stick #2 fish hooks (the nice brass ones) into your arm fat and pull on them as I enter you from behind (that way we can both watch Death Note)
 

 
 

—GD_American, still being romantic

   
 
Then I want to acid-wash your denim skirt, while you're still wearing it
 

 
 

—GD_American, still being romantic




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The Making of a Hell-Bound Feminist

Her alpha male boyfriend.


   
 
As some of you might know I am a reader of the internet feminism journalist David Futrelle.
 

 
 

—LOLOLOL



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Today I was harassed on the street. Again.


Judging the Judgy Bitch

   
 
Janet Bloomfield is someone that I try to include in my prayers; even though I do not want to waste prayers on someone who accused me of sucking 24 dicks at once. I consider this an act of Christian charity, interceding on God’s behalf for such a wretched, hateful woman.
 

 
 


JB B Crazy! And also, probably hell-bound.


Doxing Mike Cernovich

Plessie wants you to believe that she has class.
Mike Cernovich, lawyer and author of Gorilla Mindset.
Plessie posted this image of Cernovich's home.
Zoe Quinn happily spreads her legs and Cernovich's dox.
Margaret loves to sit back and watch the chaos that she creates.

Plessie doxes Cernovich


   
 
Thanks. After consulting an actual journalist I’ve removed the offending photograph.
 

 
 

—Plessie, on how she's not a real journalist



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How to Report Mike Cernovich to the LAPD w/o a Single Deadlift


   
 
>doxxing Mike Cernovich isn’t a crime

>saying Chelsea Van Valkenburg’s name is a crime
:^)

 


 
 

—"Chris Poole"


   
 
good to know which side you’re on here Moot. That #gamergate revenue must be pretty sweet for you to sell your ethics like this. Remind me not to look at porn on your site ever again
 

 
 

—Margaret, thinking that moot actually commented on her shit




I Identify as an Attack Helicopter!

Margaret became Cernowatch, a Jewish Assault Gyro.


   
 
Archive Acct: Undoxable, 100% male reconnaissance copter. Alerts those at risk of harassment and frustrates the effort of harassers by taking pictures.
 

 
 

—Plessie, pretending to be a man


   
 
Reminder: Anyone being harassed, doxxed, stalked by 8channers should get in contact with @CrashOverrideNW.
 

 
 

—Plessiecopter, promoting a known doxing group


   
 
Copter Log, Swissdate 19/10/75: searched /baphomet/ for evidence of doxxing. Found it was essentially the blackhat arm of #gamergate.
 

 
 

—Margaret Pless, searching for piss in an ocean of piss


   
 
Cernowatch monitors Cernovich, gamergate and 8chan related activity on Twitter and tweets pictures of what's going on in a funny and sarcastic way. Our purpose is to let the harassers know they're being watched, and send a heads up to whomever Playdangerously is targeting today that they might be the recipient of fake legal threats. Hence we follow 2+ Gamergate Big Wigs.

We think our intelligence service is valuable because it allows those being stalked by Mike Cernovich to know what's happening without having to check his Twitter account for themselves.
 


 
 

—Margaret Pless, pretending to be more than one faggot (archive)


   
 
We are Cernowatch, a Swiss monitoring agency dedicated to monitoring Michael C. Cernovich, #gamergate, #baphomet, 8ch.net and others for scientific research and your safety. We archive their activity so you can stay up to date & in the know, foiling the harassment of Juice Bro & Co. as it is in progress. We attempt to present this information in an entertaining manner.

Currently, Cernowatch operates on Twitter. Viewer support will enable us to expand operations into blogging and daily news reports. Your francs will pay for our enhanced security mainframe, secure connections and for more eyes on the #gamergate manosphere. If you value the intelligence Cernowatch provides, consider sponsoring us today.
 


 
 


The Cernowatch Patreon prior to its removal


Plessie vs./baphomet/


/baphomet/ users prepare to dox Cernowatch.

Plessiefarms

Plessie provides Kiwifarms with much needed lulz.



Plessie lies about donating to CWC's mum

Joshua Moon calls her out on her bullshit

5 Reasons I Stand With Paedo Nyberg

Kiwi Farms, the Web’s Biggest Community of Stalkers


Quotes

   
 
You should praise God for the blessed days that he gives you. For this miracle of senescence that extends your lifespan.
 

 
 

—Margaret, being creepy as fuck


   
 
CHILD ABUSE IS AWESOME - SEE - PEDERASTY
 

 
 

—Margaret, on kiddy diddling (archive)

   
 
IUD is really painful but I'm glad I have one
 

 
 

—Margaret, thinking that she needs birth control (archive)

   
 
I am the urban savage
 

 
 

—Margaret, on being a nigger (archive)

   
 
I'm really sorry Mr. Merrick, but Ganesh is twice the elephant man you'll ever be... in fact he's the God of elephant men.
 

 
 

—Margaret, making fun of religion and the disfigured (archive)

   
 
I am so proud to have once stood next to Jimmy Wales, the founder of Wikipedia. I'll treasure this photo forever.
 

 
 

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See Also

External Links




Dox on the Serial Doxer

  • [email protected] - Her email and the Paypal address that she idiotically attached to her "undoxable" Cernowatch Patreon account.


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