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House Kheperu
Michelle Belanger has formed her own cult, House Kheperu.
It is referred to as a "house" either because of the role-playing game Vampire: The Masquerade or shitty Anne Rice novels. She borrowed the term from either one of the other, as she has most of her material, philosophies and belief systems.
Any member at any time will tell you how utterly smart and incredible she is, while turning a blind eye to her whoring and self-promotion. Those who refuse to jerk off Michelle or tell her how awesome she is are expelled immediately.
She says that the house is for everyone's enlightenment, but it is really just a shrine to her pulsating, overflowing brain and meager dyke tits.
Origins
Kheperu originally was a place for people who thought they were linked in a past life (priests in prehistoric Egypt, to be exact) to come to share ideas and reminisce about the good old days when they raped virgins and drank the blood of the wicked. This group of people thought they were the "first vampires in existence" and should be treated as royalty.
Who would have thought that mighty and powerful Egyptian priests would choose to be reincarnated as retarded middle class white people?
Now you don't have to be a specific wackjob to apply; any wackjob is welcome as long as they think they are walking, talking vampires or are willing to let one drink their blood. It is now an even bigger institution of faggotry and Michelle masturbating her ego.
You can read the "ancient origins" of House Kheperu here. It's not the complete story as they have learned that it is too lulzy to post, so we have to keep our eyes open for the full version. They took down their origins, probably because they knew that people would perceive them as self-fulfilling ass-patting.
An excerpt:
—Michelle A. Belanger |
House Rules
The house has three castes. You heard me right. They claim that the castes aren't a definition of a members worth, but lets take a look at that, shall we? There are three castes, Warriors, Counselors (originally called 'Concubines', but Swamp Donkey had to change it to something more neutral) and Priests. Warriors are the foot-soldiers, recruiters and general Kheperu whores. They are followers, nothing more. The Priests glorify this role because they like having mindless drones to do their bidding. The Counselors are the preferred ass-kissers for the Priests (better than Warriors) who the priests fuck with and "psy feed" off of. Counselors are generally the hangers-on of the leaders; their pets. The Priests themselves are the ones running the show. Sometimes, someone like Don Henrie is granted Priest status because Michelle desperately wants to suck his clit-sized noodle dick.
Here are some excerpts from the FAQ FAQ has been removed, but these still reflect the current outlook of House Kheperu:
—House Kheperu FAQ |
Be a mindless drone, be rewarded!
—House Kheperu FAQ |
VAMPYREZ ZOMG:
—House Kheperu FAQ |
For added lulz, check out the Vampire Origin stories. The scary thing is, these people actually believe that shit.
An Overview of House Kheperu and Their Beliefs
- Most, if not all, of the articles on the site are written and created by Michelle Belanger. This leads one to believe that the House is not a community, but a following. If it was a community, then surely the voices of other members would be heard as well, and not just that of their megalomaniac leader.
- The writings of Michelle Belanger are not new concepts or "revolutionary" as her and her followers would have you believe. They take their influence and perspective on energy work primarily from the Eastern traditions of Buddhism and Daoism. While she likes to say that these traditions not only approve of but encourage "vampirism", anyone that is familiar with Daoist philosophy and energy work can tell you that one who takes the energy of anything other than that of "heaven" is regarded as manipulative and not on the path to enlightenment but actually backtracking to an unenlightened state because of gay shit like lack of ethics and moral boundaries. While she likes to justify taking the energy of other people because of her "heart condition" (that we only have her word to go by, no actual proof given), Doaist practitioners of the level of ability she CLAIMS to have can heal themselves in that manner without being a soul sucking bitch. But that's only if you believe in that bullshit.
- They attack ANYONE (even other prancing new age weirdos) who leaves a negative review of Michelle on Amazon or any other academic or literary website. This makes them hypocrites as their motto is supposedly "seek your own truth". What their attacks mean is that their motto is "seek your own truth... as long as it doesn't disagree with Michelle".
- Michelle is the first vampire in existence, she is also an Angel, Lord Byron, Carl Jung and/or any other "important" or "awakened" individual that she thinks makes her sound cool at the time. The religion itself is built around these things, and everyone in the cult must up hold these beliefs about their leader.
See Also
Links
- House Kheperu
- House Kheperu on Alexa
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